Paper John Green

Hello, my name is Paper John Green. I'm a lot like the real John Green...but a lot more papery. I like to travel around and take pictures of myself doing things. I will answer every question sent to me, so ask away! I'm also very fond of speaking in the third person.  Nerdfighters online

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Paper John Green stylishly shows off his favorite @hanklerfishcomic shirt.

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Paper John Green hangs out on his favorite kitchen appliance with his pals Pizza John magnet and Spiderman magnet. 

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Paper John Green patiently awaits the arrival of the small tiny Lizard King.

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HEY FRIENDS GUESS WHO’S BACK

and looks kinda shitty but w/e

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SO SORRY!!!!

Hello friends!!  I know what you’re thinking: “It’s BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE YOU’VE POSTED AN ORIGINAL PAPER JOHN PICTURE!” 

And to that I say, “Um...yeah sorry guys :(”  I’ve had a really weird 2015 and life got in the way. I moved out of my mom’s house into my own apartment, did some student teaching experiences, got a few new jobs, and basically stressed myself off the internet for a whole two semesters (three if you count the summer semester i took)

I know I’m like -1000% relevant now, but would anyone still be interested in seeing Paper John posts? If not, I can just leave this blog alone to fester for another year. ?

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I will donate 15$ if you draw hank as edawrd scissor hands but with spoons instead of scissors

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Day 943

@fishingboatproceeds is not my best friend yet.

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Had a dream that @michaelaranda was holding @matthewgaydos hostage until @edwardspoonhands came up with the bleach for his hair… My brain is weird!

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Can someone please draw this? Maybe @hanklerfishcomic?

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I’ve been summoned. 

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I was wondering how this got so many notes! This makes it even better, because it’s almost exactly how the dream went!

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Yay!

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This is a couple of days late because I forgot the deadline, but it’s my response to this month’s nerdfighter-artists-unite assignment. The theme is “John and/or Hank visit the Paper Towns.” Featuring paperjohngreen and the fictional paper Hank Green. 

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I'm so flattered! I love it so much!!!!!! Paper love for you!

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do you live near indianapolis? I saw your photo of the arrows that are at the art museum and I'm just curious

I actually live about 40 minutes away from Indy! We had a nerdfighter gathering at the IMA a few months ago.

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Shelfies are cool, right?

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My shelf is looking good 😎

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0_0 The minecraft stuff is awesome. You ever play on the nerdfighter server?

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I do! I haven't played much since i've been in school, but I still play from time to time.

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Shelfies are cool, right?

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My shelf is looking good 😎

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I sometimes wonder why people rate books before they’re even published or written!? 

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Untitled: No Further Details about the Book Are Available is currently my 3rd best rated novel. TFIOS has an average of 4.41; Looking for Alaska is at 4.18, just squeaking past Untitled: No Further Details about the Book Are Available. 

Neither Paper Towns (4.05) or An Abundance of Katherines (3.75) are as well-liked as the book I have not yet written.

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The Vlogbrothers, in doodle format

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Sorry fishingboatproceeds…