The Real Dirty Dan

A timeless classic

[dogpuppy]

[alwaysbeenjessica]

this summer i am WRITING and PAINTING and READING and GETTING OFF OF MY EVIL IPHONE

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[depsidase]

[ghostowlattic]

[valtsv]

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

[meanbuddhist]

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

[kosmogrl]

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[coffeeandcigarettesv9]

[angelicdewdrop]

[fairycosmos]

maybe youre just supposed to tell yourself whatever blatantly untrue thing it takes to get through the day

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[papayajuan2019]

batshit normal

[dreaminterlude]

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth

[mossycakes]

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

[t4tstarvingdog]

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds