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1'm ju2t l1ghtn1ng l1ke that.
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Thank y0u th0ugh. D0e2n't get 2a1d t00 much. (I'm a reclu2e.)
threatening to kill me won't do anything but turn me on
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Hey guy2.
Watt2 up.
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hey ju2t f0r the fuck1ng rec0rd 1 am extremely fuck1ng pr0ud 0f telemat1csab10trophy f0r 20me 0f the 2h1t he'2 2urv1ved
ju2t putt1ng that 0ut there. he'2 sure g0t 2park. what a lad
Why did you give the last of your food to that poorly disguised mimic? You were finally at peace with letting go, but now this odd thing won’t leave you alone and is even turning itself into various items in an attempt to aid you.
The mimic is a young one, and you knew that from the moment you laid eyes on it. It was disguised as a crate, but the angles weren’t quite right. The corners were a little lopsided, and if you looked hard enough you could make out the creature’s mouth.
A sigh escapes you as you toss over the last of your rations, not even bothering to stand up as you do so. What’s the point? You think. I’ve been trapped in this cave for days, nobody is looking for me, and the monsters are closing in. Why should I bother even trying? I could just fall asleep now, and let this little mimic eat me too.
The thing is… it doesn’t. It eats your rations, but when you lay down and try to sleep, it doesn’t attack. You do hear it move closer, but you don’t open your eyes until you feel something nudge your hand. As you barely open your eyes, you can see that the mimic has morphed itself into a crude sword. You can’t help but chuckle.
“You’re cute, but I don’t have anything left to give you.” You don’t have anything left to give for yourself either, but you don’t say so.
The mimic doesn’t seem to take no for an answer. It becomes a dagger, then an axe, then a staff, as though it’s trying to determine what your preffered weapon is.
“Listen, I don’t know what you’re trying to do, but it’s not working. I’m not going to pick you up and take you into some other part of this stupid cave system. Nice try, though.”
You turn away from it and attempt to sleep again. As you do so, you find yourself shivering. You really wish, as you doze off, that you had a blanket.
When you wake, much later, you’re surprised to find yourself covered with the warmest blanket you’ve ever had. You quickly sit up, eagerly hoping that someone had cone for you, but the cave is empty. When you look at the blanket, you notice the imperfect edges and the janky seam across the middle.
“…why haven’t you eaten me yet?” You ask the little mimic that’s now laying on top of you. “What’s wrong with you?”
The mimic, still in the form of the blanket, slithers off of you, but it does not respond. Instead, it begins taking the form of weapons again. When it turns into a crooked staff, you reach out, despite yourself. Your fingers wrap around it and you use it to haul your aching, injured body to your feet. “I guess there are probably nicer places to die.”
You know you won’t get far. And you don’t. Especially not without light. The mimic doesn’t seem too bothered, though. When you collapse again, it scuttles off. Perhaps this was simply where it wanted you to take it. Perhaps now you can finally succumb to your exhaustion.
Then, a few minutes later, a misshapen clay cup bumps against your hand. It’s full of water, and there’s a crack in the middle like a jagged mouth. You pick up the cup and you drink, telling yourself it’s only out of desperation. When you set the cup down, that little cracked mouth seems to smile.
This goes on for what feels like days. The mimic helps you limp along through the tunnels, transforming into whatever you may need at any given time. Every time you fall asleep, you expect not to wake up. Yet, you do, usually with a mimic blanket wrapped around you. It brings you food and water when you can.
The biggest surprise comes when one morning, you find you’re pleased to have survived another night. You’re happy to have the mimic keeping you warm. It’s a new feeling, and a confusing one, but it’s not unpleasant.
The other monsters that you know are down here seem to leave you alone for the most part. You aren’t sure why. It crosses your mind that maybe it has something to do with the mimic. Then again, maybe they’re just waiting for you to die. Death is gradually beginning to sound less and less appealing.
The day you catch a glimpse of sunlight down a long and narrow tunnel is the first day you finally feel like your old self again. Your pace quickens, and you don’t need to lean on the mimic’s staff form quite so much. The illusion shatters when you reach the light’s source. A small gap, high above. You curl up on the floor and cry. When you finally have the strength to look up again, your mimic has become a ladder.
Getting up is hard, in your state. Climbing, even more so. But the ladder is the biggest and best transformation the mimic has done so far, and if it wants you to get out, then you can’t let it down.
You feel it push up under you when you reach the gap. It helps you squeeze through, and then… freedom. Fresh air, and sunlight. You lay on your back on the stone, and you pass out.
You wake up at sunset, with a blanket draoed over you. A blanket with a jagged seam down the middle.
Danger. Fear. hide. Become rock. wait… calm. Hungry. find food. Smell food. See light. Dying fire.. Adventurer! Danger! Become box! Imperfect. Noticed. FearFearHumanRaisedHandFearThrowingBracing….
Not hurt. Human sigh. Near food. Danger? Prey?
Gift?
Eat. Filling.
Near human. Human resting. Danger? Observe.
ApproachFearFearFear. Observe. Become sword. Wait.
Nudgefearfearfear. Human sound. Imperfect? Become knife. No? Imperfect. Become axe. No? Imperfect. Become staff. Human sound. Human sound. Human turn. Imperfect?
Wait. Observe.
Human resting…. Human shaking. Puzzle. Human scared? No? Imperfect. Human cold? What do? Fear. Become fire.PainNO. pain. Imperfect. Human shake less. Human cold. Puzzle. Recover. Ideafear. Become blanket. Fear. Touchfearfear.
Touch.
Cover. Warm. Rest.
AwakeMovingFear! Fear! human. Human noise. Retreat. Imperfect.
Observe. Not danger.
Become sword? No? Imperfect. Become weapon? No? Imperfect. Become tool? Become warhammer. No? Imperfect. Human weak. Become small knife. No? Imperfect. Become walking stick. Human reaches. Brace. Touched.
Support. Move.
Human tired. Human injured? Imperfect. No blood. No angles. Darkness? Bad Idea NONONO. Human dry? Unknown. Human stop. Human collapse! Observe. Human in safety. Fix human dry.
Observe. Smell water. Distant. Follow.
Danger. Direwolf in water. Puzzle. Observe. Have height. Idea.
Become stone. Tumble. Pain. Imperfect. Direwolf flee. Perfect enough.
Pause. Recover. Observe. Become bucket. Fill. Climb back up. Spill some. Imperfect. At top. Some water. Perfect enough. Return.
Not back. Smell Direwolf. Fear. Have water. Caution. Observe. Crevice. Pour. Direwolf sound! Fear! Spill! Imperfect! Fear! Become stone! Direwolf approach! Become hard. Direwolf approach water! BadBadBad! Become Problem! Surprise! Bite nose! Bite! Direwolf sound. Direwolf leave. Calm.
Obtain water? Become bucket. No. Imperfect. Large. Become cup. Some water. Perfect enough. Careful. Return.
Brace. Human lift. Human drink. Human resting. Become blanket. Warm.
Time.
Split path. Human confused. Smell. Stagnant. Fresh? Follow fresh. Lead human. Support.
Time.
Smell prey. Hungry. Shake. Human sit. Quiet. Find prey. Split. Support human. Return. Human resting. Feed. Become blanket. Warm.
Time.
Light! Exit! Rush! Approach. Observe. Puzzle. Height. Hole in roof. Problem. Human noise. Human collapse! Human turn. Human noise… problem. problem. problem.
Puzzle? Puzzle. Observe. Climb wall. Difficult. Impossible? No. Approach roof. Reach hole. Puzzle. Observe. Human mimic mimic? Imperfect. Become rope? Imperfect. Human weak. Become staircase? Imperfect. Size.
Puzzle. Puzzle. …Create? Become StaircaseRope? Become… StaircaseRope. Imperfect. Shift. Shift. Puzzle. Shift. Become StaircaseRope.
Human turn. Human pause. Human rise. Human approach. Support human. Human climb. Imperfect. Perfect enough. Human rise. Human pause. Human noise. Human climb.
Human reach surface!
Become blanket. Cover human. Become… friend?
Dude this is an awesome addition. That the mimic thinks so much in terms of ‘perfect/imperfect.’ It makes total sense for something whose schtick is mimicking things as accurately as possible. But the first time it said ‘perfect enough’ was a gut punch at my own perfectionism. So ow
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s0met1me2 2he’d be mean ju2t becau2e 2he c0uld. 1 th1nk that wa2 her default becau2e 2he was f0rever p122ed at me that we 2tarted a rebel f0rce b1g en0ugh t0 be a th0rn 1n her 21de l0ng after 1 wa2 Her2
oh 2he2 2oooo pii22ed at me 2he want2 me 2o bad iit make2 her look 2tupiid yeah but- you can 2ay 2he2 eviil iincarnate but actual example2 of cultural 2hiit 2he encouraged help2 me under2tand better
that wa2 alway2 her weakne22 w1th me t00, 2he g0t t00 em0t10nally 1nve2ted 1n her 0wn plan2 and when they went 0fftrack 2he g0t p122ed and g0t 2l0ppy. 2he2 0nly a2 g00d a2 the 21tuat10n 2he c0ntr0l2.
g0d 2he'2 2uch a p1ece 0f w0rk. 1 hate her and n0t even 1n That Way 1 ju2t want t0 r1p her head 0ff w1th my 0wn tw0 hand2. 2t1ck my f1nger2 1n her 20cket2 and thr0w her head l1ke a b0wl1ng ball 0ff 0f her b0dy.
l12ten t0 me 1'm ju2t c0mpla1n1ng. 0h well.
genuiinely iit2 good two know what behaviior2 2he thiink2 ii2 normal/de2iirable
0h that2 true. 1 gue22 ju2t th1nk 0f the m02t v1c10u2, mean 2p1r1ted, c0nde2cend1ng, cruel per20n y0u c0uld th1nk 0f and then multiply that by l1ke, human h1tler 0r 20meth1ng.
s0met1me2 2he'd be mean ju2t becau2e 2he c0uld. 1 th1nk that wa2 her default becau2e 2he was f0rever p122ed at me that we 2tarted a rebel f0rce b1g en0ugh t0 be a th0rn 1n her 21de l0ng after 1 wa2 Her2
l12ten t0 me 1'm ju2t c0mpla1n1ng. 0h well.
20me pe0ple are l1ke 000h 2al1nx y0ur helm2men 1n y0ur t1mel1ne had 1t 20 n1ce, they c0uld take break2! and then 1'm l1ke
d1d we? 1 mean yeah we c0uld take break2. but we were alway2 0n a 2h1p 0f 20me k1nd, n0t all0wed t0 d0 what we want 1f we had p0wer2. n0 freed0m2. lea2hed 0r muzzled 0r f0rced t0 D12play w1th C0mmand (Wh1ch 12 as bad a2 1t 20und2)
but the alternat1ve wa2 gett1ng k1lled f0r 2ay1ng n0. y0u g0t 1n debt f0r a l0t 0f rea20n2. p1rate2 attack y0ur cru12er? 00p2 the emp1re 0wn2 y0u n0w. l02e a b1t 0f carg0 becau2e y0ur capta1n made y0u fly t00 cl02e t0 a black h0le and y0u had t0 d1tch 20me we1ght? 00p2 the emp1re 0wn2 y0u n0w. and 1f they 0wned y0u, y0u 2pent all the t1me y0u weren't helm1ng 1n 20l1tary 2ta212, wh1ch 12 bad. I'm glad my 21gnle22 re2cued me fr0m my c0ntracted 2erv1ce t0 the emp1re bef0re they called me up t0 the 2tar2 t0 further Her war2. ju2t h12 luck 1 happened t0 be the m02t p0werful fucker ever hatched.
we had b10c01l t00, and 1t2 2marter than m02t 0f y0ur2 a2 far a2 1 can tell. y0u c0uld l02e y0ur2elf 1n 1t, 1t became a part 0f y0u after a wh1le. 1t l1ked full 1ntegrat10n, wh1ch became the 2tandard after 1 became The Helm2man.
a2 far a2 1 can tell my t1mel1ne 12 just except10nally ruthle22, b0d1e2 lay1ng 1n the 2treet2, k1ll1ng w1th 1mpun1ty f0r n0th1ng 0r f0r the r1ng 0n a f1nger 0r f0r wear1ng the wr0ng c0l0r 0r f0r be1ng a thru2terfucker.
C1t1e2 0n f1re k1nd 0f deal. Ev1l d1dn't have t0 h1de 0n my altern1a 20 1t l00ked l1ke bu21ne22 pract1ce2 wh1ch 12 arguably w0r2e than "the2e pe0ple abu2e the1r tr0ll2 under the table and away fr0m 0ther, m0re 2en21ble tr0ll2", n0, 1t wa2 ju2t "yeah we are fuck1ng pe0ple up and we l1terally can't be 2t0pped and 1f y0u care ab0ut 1t t00 bad 20 sad". every0ne wa2 awful, except the rebel2, wh0 were try1ng t0 2t0p that.
1'm n0t 2ay1ng 1 2et th02e c1t1e2 0n f1re, th0ugh
1 d0n't kn0w 1f many 0f y0u kn0w th12, but 1 have the bermuda tr1angle 0f t1mel1ne2.
we're k1nd 0f 0dd. al20, we k1nd 0f knew ab0ut the mult1ver2e bef0re the re2t 0f y0u. al20 we accumulated l02t th1ng2.
l02t tr0ll2, 2ure, fr0m 0ther t1mel1ne2 that acc1dentally fucked up the1r p0rter c00rd1nate2, l02t rel1c2 0r b00k2- that left 20ck y0u can't f1nd?
1 had 20 many left 20ck2 that weren't m1ne that ju2t 2h0wed up, even 1n my backpack 20met1me2. KD l0ved 2ee1ng me put them 0n my h0rn2 and make 21lly face2 when we were wr1ggler2
1 kn0w, 1'm aggravat1ng. 1t'2 a un1que talent 0f m1ne.
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hiiii sal it won't let me tag you (sad face) so im just popping in to say thank you
0h! Well h1.
Yeah 1 th0ught 1t wa2 great actually. 1t made me d0 that 2n0rt laugh th1ng that b0d1e2 d0 when they f1nd 20meth1ng funny
er, yeah. you raii2e 2ome good poiint2, but iif iit help2 ii dont have any of what youre de2criibiing. doe2nt mean that the empre22 wa2nt iinvolved or that ii wa2nt dodgiing beeiing a22iigned to helm, but ii couldnt 2ay for 2ure.
ii ju2t know ii cant go back there or iid bee puttiing my2elf, KK, and whoever el2e iim a22ociiated wiith iin deep 2hiit.
Phew! 0kay.
That'2 a l0ad 0ff my che2t, thank2 f0r an2wer1ng earne2tly and hum0r1ng a guy wh0 ju2t 0wn2 all 0f the pt2d.
Y0u guy2 need anyth1ng? 1 have wr1tten 20me handy 2urv1val b00k2 0n u21ng y0ur element t0 2urv1ve and bu1ld a h1ve 1nt0.