the NHL was a mistake

yes I broke down and made a hockey sideblog bc embarrassing myself on main hours are over 🧡 interact from @the-hellfireclub

[tblueger]

[record scratch] yep. that’s me. i guess you’re wondering how i ended up in this situation. well ,

[puckcontrol]

two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy (x)

[utahmammoth]

man as a sexual assault ~survivor~ this western conference playoffs this year just fucking sucks. oilers vs ducks bowman vs quenneville. if vegas goes on then it'll be hart vs quenneville. ian cole on the mammoth. sam steel on the stars. valeri nichushkin on the avs. so many rapists and enablers and abusers in this league that are allowed to just keep playing and keep making millions and keep having opportunities to win trophies and it just makes me sick. its not fun to watch. i want them all dead.

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

did they allow them to name the sandwiches themselves because I can't imagine anything more embarrassing than the smoky quarter papi

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

I lied the spicy junior chirpy might be worse

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

the second hand embarrassment is so strong I'm in physical pain. they're somehow staring each other down without making eye contact at all. I'm going to be thinking about this forever.

[thighlerseguin]

Stanley Cup Playoffs: VGK @ DAL (Round 1, Game 7) | May 5, 2024 - Radek Faksa 1-2

[marchment]

[nuge]

hockeyblr when vgk is eliminated in the playoffs:

[5bi5]

Sports journalists will just say anything huh

[mattymartin]

↳ NICO HISCHIER POST-PRACTICE | 2.7.23

[toffoliravioli]

happy birfday chucky 🤸🥰🫣👁️👄👁️😌

[fandom]

Athletes

Everyone on this list is good at two-legged sports except for #30.

Mason Mount +19

Christen Press +1

Yuzuru Hanyu +32

Tobin Heath +2

Sidney Crosby +16

Roger Federer

Serena Williams

Ben Chilwell +9

Leah Williamson +25

Shoma Uno

Matthew Tkachuk

Evgeni Malkin

Rafael Nadal

Apayauq Reitan

Sam Kerr

Leon Goretzka +31

Kristie Mewis +9

Cristiano Ronaldo

Nathan Chen

Ashlyn Harris +2

Vivianne Miedema

Ali Krieger -6

Tyson Jost +19

Mat Barzal -14

Michael Jordan

Jack Hughes

Tyler Seguin +3

Kobe Bryant

Lionel Messi

Rich Strike

Manuel Neuer

Mitch Marner

Kamila Valieva

John Stones

Pernille Harder -4

Yuma Kagiyama

Magdalena Eriksson +3

Tony Hawk

Quinn Hughes -6

Connor McDavid

Emily Sonnett +9

Travis Konecny-1

Trent Alexander Arnold -28

Megan Rapinoe -16

Lebron James

Jack Grealish -1

Auston Matthews -23

Donovan Carrillo

Brock Boeser -24

Rose Lavelle

The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded names weren’t on the list last year.

[wildaboutmnhockey]

Just a casual “threat” between division rivals

[pyotrkochetkov]

his haircut is a jumpscare

[graves-makar]

oh claude giroux has adopted these children

[graves-makar]

tim gets high sticked, "goes to get a little love from giroux"

[gabelandeskog]

sabres @ canadiens | 11.22.22

[toffoliravioli]

HAULA LMAONDJDBNX

those chicken fingers are like 20 bucks, that’s how you know they were mad-

[neverendingstories00]

this morning: