Your Paladin of Promise Brought to You by Tex Kenn

eddy (cont). A prodigy born of San Simeon, forged by the fires of war. Proud to bear the responsibility of reflecting the brilliant shine of the House of Promise. And her name is Valentina Adlawan! ((This is primarily an rp blog for my Shadow of the Wolf character during our run of the module. It may see use after, but I wanted to do this as a way to build/maintain this character and thus have more fun being her in game. I don't have a personal tumblr anymore, but my usual alias in places is currently faelenmercia))

[paragonofpromise]

I want to make my first post very clear. I am not legally allowed to change anything about the appearance or description of this account. I am, however, not disallowed to show my disdain for the multiple flaws present.

[paragonofpromise]

So. Many. Bees.

[paragonofpromise]

Actually tagging this this post for visibility

How the fuck do you get your roommates to eat anything but rats, boiled eggs, and one instance of your own hastily made depression tacos?

Asking for a friend.

[normalpilot038]

Valentina, I want you to know that the food you have provided has been a cherished gift, and I will never pass it up when offered.

That said, I won't pass up nutrients I have access to, whether they're coming from the dorm kitchen, provided by the cafeteria, or scurrying through the tunnels of the college.

I mean seriously, the vermin here are barely even used to being hunted, it's crazy how easy they are to catch compared to back home.

[paragonofpromise]

Fuck, I'm too emotional right now not to cry. I think that's the most heartfelt response I've gotten from you. Even if uh. You're still going to be eating those things.

I'll be sure to add a portion for you when I cook from now on, just let me know if there's anything you don't like. I think I just got a little discouraged early on in the year.

[normalpilot038]

Sounds great, if you're sure you're willing to go to the trouble.

If it helps in making the food, I found some abandoned crates of hot dogs and cream corn in the supply tunnels. They're kinda rusty but should still be useable in cooking.

[paragonofpromise]

Uh. How rusty, exactly? Is it just a bit of surface rust on the outside?

[normalpilot038]

Mostly rust I'd say, where there's not holes at least.

[paragonofpromise]

You know what, I think that you should leave it there for the rats. The more they have to eat, the fatter they'll be when you eat them, yeah? Nourish the food chain to nourish yourself down the line

[paragonofpromise]

Actually tagging this this post for visibility

How the fuck do you get your roommates to eat anything but rats, boiled eggs, and one instance of your own hastily made depression tacos?

Asking for a friend.

[normalpilot038]

Valentina, I want you to know that the food you have provided has been a cherished gift, and I will never pass it up when offered.

That said, I won't pass up nutrients I have access to, whether they're coming from the dorm kitchen, provided by the cafeteria, or scurrying through the tunnels of the college.

I mean seriously, the vermin here are barely even used to being hunted, it's crazy how easy they are to catch compared to back home.

[paragonofpromise]

Fuck, I'm too emotional right now not to cry. I think that's the most heartfelt response I've gotten from you. Even if uh. You're still going to be eating those things.

I'll be sure to add a portion for you when I cook from now on, just let me know if there's anything you don't like. I think I just got a little discouraged early on in the year.

[normalpilot038]

Sounds great, if you're sure you're willing to go to the trouble.

If it helps in making the food, I found some abandoned crates of hot dogs and cream corn in the supply tunnels. They're kinda rusty but should still be useable in cooking.

[paragonofpromise]

Uh. How rusty, exactly? Is it just a bit of surface rust on the outside?

[paragonofpromise]

Actually tagging this this post for visibility

How the fuck do you get your roommates to eat anything but rats, boiled eggs, and one instance of your own hastily made depression tacos?

Asking for a friend.

[normalpilot038]

Valentina, I want you to know that the food you have provided has been a cherished gift, and I will never pass it up when offered.

That said, I won't pass up nutrients I have access to, whether they're coming from the dorm kitchen, provided by the cafeteria, or scurrying through the tunnels of the college.

I mean seriously, the vermin here are barely even used to being hunted, it's crazy how easy they are to catch compared to back home.

[paragonofpromise]

Fuck, I'm too emotional right now not to cry. I think that's the most heartfelt response I've gotten from you. Even if uh. You're still going to be eating those things.

I'll be sure to add a portion for you when I cook from now on, just let me know if there's anything you don't like. I think I just got a little discouraged early on in the year.

[paragonofpromise]

Actually tagging this this post for visibility

How the fuck do you get your roommates to eat anything but rats, boiled eggs, and one instance of your own hastily made depression tacos?

Asking for a friend.

[hackslashsnowcrash]

i dont eat JUST hard boiled eggs. we had deviled eggs just last night!

btw i know exactly how many deviled eggs i have left so dont even think about it

[paragonofpromise]

You understand that a deviled egg is just one extra step away from being a boiled egg, right?

Also you have one less than you think you have. I wasn't thinking and grabbed a deviled egg instead of literally anything else.

[hackslashsnowcrash]

im gonna tell tex you stole my deviled eggs. snd theyre COMPLETELY different than hard boiled eggs. theyre not close at all except for the fact that you boil both of them

[paragonofpromise]

Did you finally find his publicly available number that he plasters everywhere with his omninet presence?

Look I won't argue that deviled eggs don't have a significant difference from boiled eggs, however, they are nutrionally similar and you're still not getting enough nutrition if this is the vast majority of what you eat.

[paragonofpromise]

Actually tagging this this post for visibility

How the fuck do you get your roommates to eat anything but rats, boiled eggs, and one instance of your own hastily made depression tacos?

Asking for a friend.

[hackslashsnowcrash]

i dont eat JUST hard boiled eggs. we had deviled eggs just last night!

btw i know exactly how many deviled eggs i have left so dont even think about it

[paragonofpromise]

You understand that a deviled egg is just one extra step away from being a boiled egg, right?

Also you have one less than you think you have. I wasn't thinking and grabbed a deviled egg instead of literally anything else.

[paragonofpromise]

Actually tagging this this post for visibility

How the fuck do you get your roommates to eat anything but rats, boiled eggs, and one instance of your own hastily made depression tacos?

Asking for a friend.

[titannnnesss]

[paragonofpromise]

Had a thought. And I hate it. I know I talk about them a little too often, but they were everything that led to where I am now and part of what keeps me going.

But I saw an omninet post getting poetic about pilots who never die and mechs who remember and whatnot.

And I just thought back to those brief moments of the fight when we were trying to save everyone and get the fuck out...I was praised for handling myself well being thrust into a mech I've never seen before when I well and truly felt I was doing nothing sensical. Maybe I just have good instincts. But on the off chance, in all this weird Horus fuckery that took place, something of them came back with that thing? What if I did so well because whatever came with the Salamander was something that knows me well enough to make me think I was just barely in control?

I mean I dont think that could happen. Right? Even if we take out the spiritual aspect of the people who died and focus on my mother's NHP, Gaia. The chances of her casket surviving would have been slim to none. I saw the damage to the Swallowtail in the report. It was a miracle they pulled me out of the wreckage alive.

I'm probably overthinking things. Shock, yeah? I'm still trying to claw myself away from the memories for long enough to feel normal again. But uh, I just wanted to put the thoughts out in writing. Normally I'd do this with paper and burn it, but I just can't bring myself to leave the dorm right now. Let alone my room.

I'm terrified. But I've been here before, I already know where this goes.

[paragonofpromise]

So it just occurred to me that the bombs my mech was vomiting in that fight were almost like giant bees.

And they looked happy to explode.

[malicious-gears]

ANOTHER ONE?!

[paragonofpromise]

What do you mean, "another one?" I mean it wouldn't exactly surprise me if I wasn't the only one with a mech that got reality-fucked by liturgicode I had no time to address, but if it's about the giant exploding bees that's a weirdly specific quirk.

[paragonofpromise]

So it just occurred to me that the bombs my mech was vomiting in that fight were almost like giant bees.

And they looked happy to explode.

[paragonofpromise]

You ever find yourself so sleepy that instead of filling your taco with meat you just finger the tortilla in your hand?

[paragonofpromise]

I think I've fooled around enough. I'm not a helpless, desperate mess with a bad hand in this game. I survived the worst I could personally imagine for a merc. And I survived reliving the experience of baking in an overheating cockpit.

My friends here may be a little strange, but I can trust them. They work damn well as a team, and I'm not sure where I'd be without them.

[passacagliaofficial]

THE VILE LITTLE MAN KNOWN AS TECHS CENEDEY SEEMS PRETTY NEAT@!!

[radiofreesanjak]

Please do not endorse that vile little man.

[passacagliaofficial]

MY MAN

[paragonofpromise]

Words cannot express the amount of feelings I have about this entire ordeal. I need some fucking sleep.

[paragonofpromise]

I think that was the worst way I could have passed a final.

[paragonofpromise]

With all the pride month stuff being posted on the omninet, I figure I'll say something too.

In remembrance of mom squad, who raised me as their own with my birth mother. Sure, maybe it was reckless to bring her child into the free company, but in the end I was one of them as much as I was their daughter.

[A photo is displayed listing the names and callsigns of each of the Golden Gryphon members, carved into a plaque and inlaid with gold. The final two names are as follows:

Callsign: Malady | Name: Rowena Adlawan

Name: ATHENA-Class NHP "Magnolia"]

"In death, sacrifice."

That I might live long enough to bring them justice. And also get a girlfriend or something. Man I love women who think they can crush me.