Paraíso Otaku

Minha vida é resumida em anime, chocolate e música. ~5 years later and nothing's changed~

[eevielearnsfrench]

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

[markedbyx]

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

[toshio]

*wakes up from a nap i took on accident* what the FUCK

[tchaikovskaya]

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

[miss-chicken]

[starlightandtears]

Me: I’m gonna be productive and stay on top of things and start eating better and exercise and be better to myself!

Also Me: 

[heart]

“Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in the car to all the songs you listened to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good.”

— (via theglasschild)

[jrcbouillabaisse]

[mage-pie]

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

[of-the-yellow-ajah]

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

[pawprins]

are you satan

[valtsv]

why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down

[valtsv]

why don't you fucking look at this

[radiation]

[surprisebitch]

i didnt know what to expect cause im so used to tik toks going south but this is really good

[louintotheocean]

The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self

[angiethewitch]

yeah and it's a BASTARD

[astravers]

took some photos today and I think they turned out really well 🍂

[kulfiiis]

save you

[a redraw of my very first bf fanart]

[justcatposts]

Cats are liquid 

(via)

[fuckyourracism]

Higher Learning. John Singleton. 1995. Columbia Pictures.

[alwaysbewoke]

al. ways. re. blog.

[adeles]

Wreck-It Ralph (2012) dir. Rich Moore

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[counterpunches]

#more like a phone that's been plugged in for 83 days and doesn't know how to work without being plugged in anymore#i will sputter and die after six minutes out of the house @fiddleabout​

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

[gaynfl-moved]

sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely

[catgirlcaliphate]

Sometimes I used to wonder what regular folks were doing during eventful periods in history.

Now I’m living in one and yeah, it turns out the answer is laundry, barely.

[fail-boat]

It’s okay to exist in a time of historical change doing laundry, barely.