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[profitmania]

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GASP!!! This might be a new Dark-type.........

Throws an Ultra Ball decisively at the creature.

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Ball? Ball??

She notices it coming well before it lands, swiping it clean out of the air with enough force to send it to a nearby tree, cracking it down its hinge.

...

And then proceeds to inspect and investigate the shiny cracked thing on the ground. Wow, what a cool and expensive-looking toy she just destroyed!

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what pokemon are you, little shit

*bites one of your tentacles instead of answering your question*

[boomymania-a]

" What- are you actually going to bake us something, or are you just going to tell me stories of your picture books? "

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" Fyuga doesn't like you. So Fyuga isn't baking you anything. Stinky. "

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" Fyuga's been reading lotsa books lately. Dunno what a lot of it means.. but the pictures are really big. "

" Fyuga thinks.. this one teaches you how to make a pie. "

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" Horsey. "

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🔨

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' want to blow some bubbles? ' daisuke holds out a single piece of gum, one he's separated from the rest of the pack with the concerns of someone not entirely putting it past fyuga to have simply snatched and devoured everything right away otherwise. a second piece goes into his mouth and he chews, blows, then cleanly pops the pink-white ball. one piece even goes to wiz who sits on his rump and does the same! ' the gum's from grandpa. i'd ask him if he wants to join, but i think his mouth gets tired from all the chewing. let's all go tell him thank you afterwards , anyways. '

She watches with vested interested as the bubble grows, grows, grows, then.. pops, almost like a balloon right out of Daisuke's mouth! Incredible... She has no idea how to manage that. So far, her only feat in chewing gum has been eating it in big batches and not suffering a tummyache. But blowing a bubble? That might be a hard ask.

Unlike the very natural task of consumption, this is an acquired skill. A skill that takes time to master. And Fyuga... well, she has plenty of time, but does she have the patience? The know-how? Could this be the one stone wall that the incredible Fyuga cannot possibly climb?

Stick of gum is taken carefully out of Daisuke's hand, and it takes a lot of willpower to not follow basic instincts and just consume the whole thing in one bite. Instead, Fyuga tries to focus her thoughts. Find a place of zen. Meditate. Concentrate. The gum slips into her mouth, and she slowly begins to chew...

Chew.. chew... it's an action she doesn't usually partake in. The mere thought of chewing her food is foregone for the purpose of simply consuming it all in one go. It had taken time to learn etiquette, and how not to eat everything in one big bite. To savor flavor. To savor the experience, to share that experience with others.... yes, even something as simple as chewing is a foreign thought to her, but it's something new to experience with Daisuke nonetheless..

Alright, now that the gum has been thoroughly chewed, all that's left to do is blow the bubble. So, Fyuga begins to channel her most sacred, genetic powers in order to create the biggest bubble the world has ever seen...!

And...!

" Hak.. "

"Tuah.

Lacking any kind of proper technique, the simply spits the wad of gum straight onto Daisuke's forehead with ... impressive force. Is it possible to recoil from a gumwad wound to the head?

@dnangelic

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Does that make her a worm witch?

.... does she need to go to witchy school to get a witchy degree in being a witch?

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( @salemshooter )

poke. why are you spoopy.

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have you seen halloween fyuga im going to cry

( she is so cute im gonna eat a skyscraper )

[dnangelic]

' fyuga ... '

a sigh , not without affectionate exasperation . if wiz were anymore talkative , he might have said the exact same thing . wouldn't it have been nice if he only cared about ; wanted things like food , too ? though he'd stolen plenty in the past and only now was beginning to feel a crush of guilt . daisuke groans .

' no , you shouldn't ... when you get older , you shouldn't steal , okay ? '

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Trying to explain such a concept of 'not stealing' to Fyuga, whose primary instinct is to survive, may be a hard ask. Everything in the world that can be picked up and eaten was free game to her, it's just that some things belonged to others, and while Fyuga wouldn't steal from just anyone... Surely no one would miss a few apples, pears, bananas, steaks, etc. ? But the way Daisuke seemed to be reeling from that response suggests to her that she may have chosen the wrong choice of dialogue. She tilts her head, unsure of what to make of such a sudden request.

" Really? Why not? Nini and Dadark do it all the time. It's normal for Fyuga too. Why shouldn't Fyuga also steal to eats? " Childish whine comes out accompanied by furrowed brows and a slightly defeated expression. It's not that she wouldn't try to abide by the request, she just wants to know why.

[dnangelic]

' what kind of person would want to be really good at something like stealing , anyways ? '

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" Fyuga. "

" So Fyuga can steal and eat all the food forever. "

[rosepineuse]

ㅤㅤㅤ〝 I assume the poulterer must have neglected his duties and left the chicken coop unattended, allowing for one to escape. 〞   tsk tsk tsk !

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Oh... Not even Rozie knows why? She is only assuming? What's a poulterer? Sounds tasty...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

[dnangelic]

peeks in . quietly shuts the door behind him . ' i --- i'm baaack ... '

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hi nini

[rosepineuse]

ㅤ. . . . . . . . . OH, CLOSE ENOUGH. Even being able to verbally communicate with a minion of this caliber far from a given and a true convenience in and of itself. She does not mind polishing the finer details in due time.

ㅤㅤㅤ〝 Dearest Fyugant— EGLANTINE. You may refer to me as Master Rozalin or simply Princess, understand ? 〞 If Rozalin takes a guiding lead to the nearby plains housing a slew of ( moderately ) dutiful monster - type vassals wandering about like mismatched dogs in a park, her newest little household member shall surely follow suit without question ; such are the terms of their arrangement ! . . . She is not looking back to make sure of it.

ㅤㅤㅤ〝 Are the undead, invertebrates, avians, furry beasts, or perhaps reptilians to your preference ? I would rather you REFRAIN from devouring the frog, should you come across him. 〞   Though if she must part with her dear old friend prematurely, Rozalin supposes it would have been for a good cause.

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" Master Rozalee-- uu.. Master.. Rozuh.. Rozu.. Rozzie.. Rolly.. umm.. "

She appears to be having great difficulty with the pronunciation of the name, though it's not necessarily because the name itself is difficult, but rather, Fyuga's understanding of naming conventions is easier made-up in her own mind, coming up with her own to supplement a lack of proper comprehension, as is the reason she has taken to Fyugantine instead of the elegant name granted to her.

" Okay, Master Rozie. Fyugantine can eat all that. Bigger, smaller, stronger, weaker, spicy, acid-y... "

" But no froggy? Fyuga like froggies.. tastes like chimkin. " She rustles some of the fur layered on the top of her head in frustration, but pays it little mind.

" Bokay. Fyugantine no eat any froggies. But the rest okay? Fyugantine little hungry now. Can Fyugantine eat something, Master Rozie? "