Paramedic Gifs

Your daily dose of EMS humour

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That one patient who incessantly farts as they walk in front of you

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Giving elderly people sips of water so they can take their tablets

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I'm allergic to entonox and paracetamol, I need morphine for my pain

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Old school treatment for panic attacks

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Patients in real life

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Patient's brother: No! He just found some pills on the floor and took them!

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Not going anywhere near a toilet for the whole shift

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When patients delay on scene

They've called an emergency ambulance but still have to brush their teeth, gather clothes, change outfit three times, do their hair and makeup, use the toilet, make a few phone calls, water the flowers and have a quick chat to the next door neighbour.

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Getting called to patients at a rave

And which drugs have you taken tonight sir?

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The second a patient starts throwing bodily fluids around

I'm like:

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The patient's reaction when you give PR medication

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When control buzzes your radio

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Whenever we get called to someone famous

My crewmate:

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Putting all your focus on one clinical presentation and ignoring others

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Patients who throw themselves off the bed

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Lucky

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Patients on coke

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The auto-dispatch system personified

It always seems to send us on dangerous jobs with no back up!