Jayce

I bite. '94 genderfluid. They/he.

[paranoctis]

I really hate to do this but. I need help. Our HVAC system has gone down. It ran out of freon, because it has a leak. Just refilling it will be at least $600, because that's how much it was last time we had to refill it. I don't know how much it'll be to find the leak.

If you're able to help at all I have cashapp and venmo (both Paranoctis) and PayPal: [email protected]

If it was just me I'd deal with it, but we have 5 cats and it's getting to 79° inside the house during the day while I'm at work. We live in the south so we're already having nearly 90° days.

If you can't help please reblog. Thank you in advance <3

[paranoctis]

I really hate to do this but. I need help. Our HVAC system has gone down. It ran out of freon, because it has a leak. Just refilling it will be at least $600, because that's how much it was last time we had to refill it. I don't know how much it'll be to find the leak.

If you're able to help at all I have cashapp and venmo (both Paranoctis) and PayPal: [email protected]

If it was just me I'd deal with it, but we have 5 cats and it's getting to 79° inside the house during the day while I'm at work. We live in the south so we're already having nearly 90° days.

If you can't help please reblog. Thank you in advance <3

[soundlessroom-archive]

The vampires bride

Would Astarion renew the bite? Discuss. ♥

[kelvnn]

Astarion’s simple plan

[paranoctis]

I really hate to do this but. I need help. Our HVAC system has gone down. It ran out of freon, because it has a leak. Just refilling it will be at least $600, because that's how much it was last time we had to refill it. I don't know how much it'll be to find the leak.

If you're able to help at all I have cashapp and venmo (both Paranoctis) and PayPal: [email protected]

If it was just me I'd deal with it, but we have 5 cats and it's getting to 79° inside the house during the day while I'm at work. We live in the south so we're already having nearly 90° days.

If you can't help please reblog. Thank you in advance <3

[geeneelee]

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

[geeneelee]

If I were tumblr famous this would be a smash hit

[theprofessional-amateur]

I am really enjoying reading about the University of Wisconsin chancellor fired after the university discovered all the pornos he and his wife were making.

Generally when someone has a public sex scandal (or “scandal”) you get the standard “I am sorry. I regret it. It was a misjudgment on my part” but this guy is like “fuck you I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t violate conflict of interest clauses, you are violating my first amendment rights”

[theprofessional-amateur]

SEXY HEALTHY COOKING

[theprofessional-amateur]

I want to see this legal battle

We can’t do anything about hate speech but if there is consensual sexual activity involved!

[theprofessional-amateur]

I want the details about how this was discovered because it has a real “I saw the professor at the devil’s sacrament” “girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament 👀" vibe

[dabwax-deactivated20250410]

I know this is funny haha to a lot of people but I need yall to really internalize that this is a gentle example of what happens to sex workers. This is a white man in his 50s who turned to sex work for fun and lost his professional career. Now imagine how fucked it is for disabled impoverished sex workers to advertise themselves in a way that separates their identities and lives from their real ones because if they can't they're barred from most other jobs if ANYONE happens to find out. Aside from jobs, imagine how this affects custody battles and abuse cases and housing availability. Maybe it seems like everyone and their dog has an onlyfans and a pornhub channel and things are cool now, but we live under a christofash oligarchy and sex workers will always be trampled and spat on by most of society. This story is absurd but this isn't funny at all.

[audley-and-cherry]

[silvesi]

Things I could do with this money:

- build 14 more large hadron colliders ! 🥼⚛️✨️

- buy 10 billion copies of skyrim and distribute them to everyone on the planet 💪🗡🎮

- The most expensive hitmen in the UK in 2014 cost £100,000. Adjusted for inflation and converted to USD this is $165,000. Therefore you could hire around 606,060 British hitmen with this money, supply issues notwithstanding. There are 2781 billionaires in the world, which comes out at 217 hitmen per-

- end world hunger 🍖💖

[jselorekeeper]

Dear viewers, Jack’s comics has made it to IGN!

Here is what they said and some sneak peaks on art style!

Each book is priced at $15.00 for physical copies ($20.00 for foil) or $5.00 for digital versions!

The books are in preorder until April 30th and will begin shipping May 15th!

[utopians]

forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men

[utopians]

rest in peace real character and average american man mail jeevas

[utopians]

the real american men and women of death note taken STRAIGHT from the manga

[elkaos]

Same energy

[udon-tea]

Ok I know many foreign names in manga/anime do sound this dumb out of cluelessness and it's funny to point and laugh, but in the case of Death Note in particular, this was not a "haha japanese man doesn't know american names" thing. The weird names were a deliberate choice.

I don't have my copy with me right now to directly quote the passage, but on the Death Note vol. 13 tankoubon—which consists of extras and behind-the-scenes content—, the author says that all the names in the series (including the japanese ones) were chosen to not be similar to real names, to avoid creating awkwardness/fear/superstition due to someone's real name being in the fictional Death Note.

For the japanese names, this was achieved by using names that sound like normal japanese names, but are written with unusual kanji (such as the surname Ide being spelled 伊出 rather than 井手, or Takahashi spelled 鷹橋 rather than 高橋). Light's whole name, Yagami Light spelled 夜神月, is very unique and unusual, to avoid creating unwanted association between him and any real person.

Since names in english don't have kanji, the author just invented names that sound vaguely american/british but are not real names in those countries.

[lostsometime]

oh i didn’t know this!  that’s actually really cool!

[infinity-on-hiii]

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

[autistic-af]

Me: *to my therapist* I had the spoons, so I did heaps of stuff and now I'm so exhausted I feel sick.

My Therapist: This is where you got to treat spoons like cash. Just because you have them, you need to figure out if you have enough to spend, or else you're going to be in debt. Remember, you're autistic, so you regain those spoons slowly and use them quickly. Everything, good and bad, uses that cash for you. You may enjoy the activity but it's going to exhaust you just as much as a bad activity if you're not careful.

Me: Goddamnit....

[fagmonarch]

i have decided to do a poll for fun because of a video im watching while im eating

What major update version did you start playing Minecraft?

1.0 (Structures + new biome generation)

1.1 (Spawn eggs + superflats)

1.2 (New world height + zombie sieges)

1.3 (Trading + new creative mode menu)

1.4 (The Wither + Command blocks)

1.5 (New redstone blocks)

1.6 (Horses + updated launcher + resource packs)

1.7 (New terrain generation + new biomes + commands)

1.8 (New mapmaking commands + Spectator mode)

1.9 (Combat overhaul)

1.10 (Polar bears + structure blocks)

See results / see next poll for 1.10+ versions

Voting ended onApr 29, 2024

for those curious i started playing during 1.6!! i played the demo worlds of the game on the minecraft.net website before my parents bought it for me

[fagmonarch]

part two!!

What major update version did you start playing Minecraft?

1.11 (NBT tag changes + Woodland Mansions)

1.12 (Updated coloured blocks + Hotbar saving in creative)

1.13 (Oceans and fishing mass revamp)

1.14 (Pillagers + new functional blocks)

1.15 (Bees)

1.16 (Nether overhaul + netherite)

1.17 (HUGE cave overhaul)

1.18 (Cave overhaul continued + Overworld gen revamp)

1.19 (Deep dark + Mangrove swamps + Allays)

1.20 (Trail ruins + The Sniffer + Cherry groves)

See poll results / I don't play Minecraft

Voting ended onApr 29, 2024

please 🔁 for a larger sample size!!

[fagmonarch]

POLL PART 3 FOR YOU ALPHA AND BETA BITCHES

*Ahem* If you didn't play Minecraft during release versions, when did you start?

Classic

Indev

Infdev

Alpha

Beta

See poll results / I started playing in release versions

Voting ended onApr 29, 2024

REBLOG THIS ONE THIS IS MORE FAIR

[teraz-zaraz]

I don't know what the post is about but. Sure it feels like it

[komodocloud]

do you guys ever feel like an outcast even in a group full of outcasts. like i'm autistic and even in groups full of neurodivergent people i'm still excluded sometimes. i don't understand why

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Life in an Autism World

[specks-of-time]

[betterthanakickintheface]

Well that hit home