A Completely Functional Humanoid

I am Gee. 29, They/them. Collection of nonsense and delights. I now know that teeth aren’t bones, I promise.

[eightdoctor]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[eightdoctor]

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[post-to-poll-pipeline]

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

Younger than 10

10-13

13-16

17-20

21-25

26-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

Older than 60

Never had a smartphone

Remaining time: 3 days 19 hours

[snowbairdd]

LUPITA NYONG'O attending "The Odyssey" New York Premiere (July 14, 2026)

[duckbunny]

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

[tarragonthedragon]

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

[duckbunny]

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[radicalgraff]

"Love and Protect your Neighbors Don't Trust the Feds"

Seen in South Minneapolis, January 2026

[coolyo294]

Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown st paul. For those who are interested

[transmechanicus]

Is this still available?

[copperbadge]

People with the same name who are not the same person

An updated list by someone who clearly isn’t paying attention. Previous realizations include: 

Karl and Keith Urban (Karl Urban looks like he could sing country)

Jimmy and Warren Buffet (I just assumed Margaritaville did really well)

Weses Craven and Anderson (what a range on that guy!)

Today I discovered: 

Kates Winslet and Hudson (Listening to a Kate Hudson interview today I asked myself, “Isn’t she English?” and had to google her)

And one that I’ve never experienced but I know others have: 

HG Wells, Orson Welles, and George Orwell are all different dystopian visionaries. 

[copperbadge]

NEWS ALERT: JOSH GROBAN IS NOT JOSH BROLIN.

[soft--crowley]

[elliespectacular]

Deeer

A YTP of a bowhunting instructional VHS. I picked up a copy of this tape at a flea market and was delighted to find that it had been digitized and uploaded to YouTube.

Initially I had some inexplicable technical headache with the project file and had to start the whole thing over, but I'm happy I could preserve what I'd started and produce a hefty 10+ minute video.

Full YTP with captions here!

Thanks <3

[frontmansdog]

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

[morethanthediagnosis]

I came across this article in the wall street journal and thought it might be helpful for some of my fellow spoonies

[catgirl-kaiju]

This post really hits home for me just how many of the things old people do is just disability accommodation

[muffinlance]

Watching movies with small children is an EXPERIENCE, like tiny human, you have NO sense of story progression

Which is to say we put on the first How to Train Your Dragon

And at the dramatic "first flight" scene, two-year-old shouted "HIM FALL" and started SOBBING. She straight up thought that movie had murdered Hiccup and Toothless halfway through. Had to get double parental hugs and a constant stream of reassurances until they figured that whole flying thing out

All movies could be horror movies if your brain hasn't equipped Plot Armor to the protagonists

Anyway five-year-old is pleased to report that he "liked the part where the big dragon exploded"

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#Welcome to the action adventure genre my children#Five year old was VIBRATING through the climax like straight up legs kicking fists clenched#Had to be held by Spouse until we figured out he wasn't afraid#He was experiencing baby's first blood lust#Kid wanted that dragon DEAD and it HAPPENED and he was VIOLENTLY SATISFIED

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[segamascott]

[otterpuppss]

BEANS EPIC FAIL MOMENT

[otterpuppss]

you guys are so fkn funny

[tejoxys]

(this came to me in a dream)

The Four Horsemen of Home Improvement:

1. Disimprovement: you chose the wrong thing(s) to work on

2. Malimprovement: you made it worse

3. Unimprovement: you did a bunch of work but nothing's changed

4. Unfinished