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Hermione Granger is a renowned healer in the Wizarding World, but she’s also a celebrated doctor in the muggle one, at the cusp of a shattering medical breakthrough.

A silent rumour slips out like a lover sneaking out at night only to be caught, and suddenly the paparazzi are tailing Hermione, her phone’s buzzing with interview requests and marriage proposals (?!), and she has an overnight fan club.

But not all attention is good — as some unpleasant and powerful organisations also get a whiff of her work and its sparkling prospectives — and they are NOT HAPPY. Overnight, much to her building annoyance, she lands herself on the priority hunt list of the Underworld Mafia.

Hermione’s not scared, of course, if only mildly irritated. She does not have time for all these! Thankfully, she is infamous for her resourcefulness.

What was supposed to be an easy job suddenly turns into a one-sided massacre for the Mafia, as they go from hunting Hermione Granger to being hunted themselves.

Because they absolutely have no idea that Hermione Granger is a terrifying witch. That she had fought a megalomaniac Dark Lord when she was barely a teenager and won. And that to get to Hermione Granger, they first had to face her extremely clingy, sulky, and bored fiancé, Draco Malfoy, who recently had acquired a peculiar penchant for muggle violence and thrill by over-consuming muggle gangster and thriller content.

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