A Brand-New Satchel

I've been coerced into coming to this hellsite, and yet I find myself staring to like the vibe. +20, that's all you get

[bogleech]

Dinasars

[dychelicerae]

good thing she didn't overreact

[destructionfanq]

i want ice cream .

[javascript-official]

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

[destructionfanq]

oh my apologies i see my mistake

[kush-and-lyrikz]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The Eiffel Tower gets slightly bigger every year. That's because it's alive and slowly absorbing the girders and I-beams from the other buildings in the city. The French government didn't want to alarm its citizens, so they made up a story about it being built by an architect, but that's not what happened at all. In fact, despite its name, the Eiffel Tower isn't really a tower at all.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It's a Paris sight

[despazito]

Pointing my phone out the window at 5am

[diesel-park]

[dehydratedlydia]

theyre gonna extract the iron out of my blood to make a sword but its gonna be so little iron it will barely be a dagger and everyone will laugh at the small dagger they made out of my body

[3000s]

[glisteningreverie]

Sportsmates are an invasive species to the delicate ecosystem of Wuhu Island, choking out the native Mii population and running their numbers to near extinction.

[soup-mother]

Hi I'm American movie director, here's my idea for a live action movie based on a widely beloved series: Ok so a team of US soldiers are transported to another world.

[soup-mother]

Bold new direction for the zelda CDI series

[soup-mother]

I was gonna make a joke about sonic, then remembered the sonic movies, then I was gonna make a joke about pacman, and remembered pixels. So really the point here is that the United States is Satan.

[crazysodomite]

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

[rifki16]

happy pride to them

[wizardarchetypes]

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

[sreegs]

full screen, no description or any words on the ad whatsoever.

[hobgoblinhero]

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

[dogpuppy]

[moldavite]

there's so much i don't know. how do i learn everything by tomorrow

[tastylemonbread]

a post about when someone tags someone else on your post

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]