ParanormalPokemon

pokemon unreality posting; pfp by ectophasm on DA

[realpokemon]

kinda odd that humans don't lay eggs when you think about it. i mean, pretty much all animal lifeforms on this planet reproduce via eggs, but not humans. nope, live birth only for us. evolution's weird man.

one of the most damning arguments against those contrarian mfs who try to claim "humans are just normal type pokémon." like could a pokémon do THIS (passes out on the ground bleeding for several days out of a month)

[paranormalpokemon]

reading the replies reminded me of this one time this guy in my old highschool INSISTED i was a ditto because i'm nonverbal and am naturally really good with pokemon.

like it wasn't "bro, are you a ditto?" it was like... full on conspiracy, trying to prove it to everyone else with nonsense points. one time i dyed my hair a different color and he was freaking out because it was "proof". high-school was crazy, man.

also, good luck with your sis! pokemon are crazy smart, especially dittos and stuff when they grow up in society. honestly i'd talk it through with her and see if she thinks the catch and hide pokeball thing is a good idea. 👍

[paranormalpokemon]

Meet my team: Bow edition!

so, i decided to split this post into individual team members because i realized 5 different intros mashed into one post would be WAY too long. i'm starting off with bow, my ✨️shiny sylveon✨️ because i mentioned him in the last post

his full name is bonnie, but i shorten it to bo (but spelled as bow. cuz get it, it's bow because sylveon. i came up with it when i was like 10, don't judge me lmao)

he's also my service pokemon. he helps with anxiety and autistic shutdowns and stuff (:

i found him as an eevee pup when i was ~10. he was having trouble in the wild, probably because of the shiny silver coat (lack of natural camouflage) i think his mother mighta abandoned him and he was hurt, so i took him to the pokecenter, and ended up keeping him!

he's a sweetheart and always tries to protect me and my other mons. when i first got him, remember he was always really protective of darwin (at the time, a cyndaquil) and it was always super cute. they're still super close.

[paranormalpokemon]

wild vaporeon :0

ok so, the other day i was on a walk with bo (my sylveon) and arlo (my appletun) and we were walking past a little river and we saw a wild vaporeon! (i think they were trying to hunt? not sure tho)

i live in sinnoh and you don't normally see any (wild) vaporeon around here. i literally made this account to share this photo because i was so hyped. i love eevee evolutions cause' of bo, so this was super cool! (also it's cropped a bit weird because bo's tail was photobombing and it looked ugly lol)

i'm gonna make an intro post soon, but i was just so excited to share this, i had to post this first or i was gonna explode. prolly gonna put photos of my mons on the next post :)