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Wait til you get to my teeth.
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@parapsychz
“ what sharp little eyes you have. “
Wait til you get to my teeth.
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a cool, fun, trendy idea: follow my ares
i promised an exclusive report about the day the worlds longest grill came to this tiny town and here it is. every moment of my life and yours as well has led up to this so please watch
I have never witnessed something in my entire life that kept me so interested within a roller coaster of socio-economic company history and tax evasion schemes that really boiled down to the greatest personal conclusion of this man’s day.
No holy shit this is the greatest video ever seen in existence
FIGHT. KISS. KILL. REPEAT. // AGENT LORRAINE BROUGHTON FROM THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED THE COLDEST CITY GRAPHIC NOVEL, AS WELL AS THE FORTHCOMING ATOMIC BLONDE FILM. INDIE / SELECTIVE RP // EST. MARCH 2017 // DECODED BY LACE. Art commissioned by [ x ]
fun fact: i hate myself and purposefully sabotage my own relationships because i feel like i don’t deserve them and this fact isn’t fun at all i lied to you
OKAY i am an Idiot so can everyone that has commissioned me via ask like this post so i can keep things organized for myself (if i havent done urs already)
and i mean people i have Actually responded to and confirmed im gonna Do It
me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:
do you have a paypal link where we can just drop in a few bucks? i don't have any use for a sketch but i still want to help !!
fdsfd that’s really kind of you???? my paypal is [email protected] if that’s what u wanna do
OKAY i am an Idiot so can everyone that has commissioned me via ask like this post so i can keep things organized for myself (if i havent done urs already)
i’m getting a new bank account with a new bank that doesn’t fuck people over since it’s a credit union and credit unions make money off ur money so they don’t wanna take ur money away BUT til then i gotta suffer w/ all these gotdamn fees
parapsychz:
hey guys so like i have literally one (1) dollar in my bank account and my bank takes out an 8.95 minimum balance fee, which will put me in the negative and i’ll have to pay a 35 dollar overdraft fee. i don’t get paid again until thursday, which will easily land me with at LEAST two more 35 dollar overdraft fees, which means next week i won’t be able to buy groceries (which is why i have literally one dollar in my account even tho i got paid 2 days ago) so if any of y’all want a quick 5 dollar sketch please hit me up because i don’t make enough to pay that
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hey guys so like i have literally one (1) dollar in my bank account and my bank takes out an 8.95 minimum balance fee, which will put me in the negative and i’ll have to pay a 35 dollar overdraft fee. i don’t get paid again until thursday, which will easily land me with at LEAST two more 35 dollar overdraft fees, which means next week i won’t be able to buy groceries (which is why i have literally one dollar in my account even tho i got paid 2 days ago) so if any of y’all want a quick 5 dollar sketch please hit me up because i don’t make enough to pay that
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five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
“really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
"zero fucks given. next please.”
41, 45 and 13
13. Did they like school? Teachers? Schoolmates?
LOL HELL NO !!!!! school was one of the worst periods of his life. he suffered through a lot of awful bullying (like... he literally got locked in a janitor’s closet for a full day because some of his peers thought it would be funny, got shit poured on him in the lunchroom, ntm instances of actual, physical assault on top of all the humiliation). he hated pretty much all of his teachers ---- still does in hindsight, because none of them tried to help him and just berated him with all that “you’re so smart!!!! if only you would just apply yourself!!” bullshit. honestly, he really would have preferred cutting off his own arm with a rusty spoon than go to school, even by the time things started getting “better”, because he was still faced with the very same people that ridiculed him and hurt him pretending to be his friend just in hopes he’d get footage of them for his school’s news features. buddy has literally no good memories of school, and it’s really not something he likes discussing either.