parasite

I like cute things and cute people

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introduction

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hello ! you can call me parasite. i am an adult who uses any pronouns, and this account is dedicated to my parasocial/RPF yume posting, as i've always wanted a place to share my thoughts in regards to the people i love.

i'm unsure if i will be using this blog extremely often or seldomly, but i wanted to create this space for myself just in case i wanted to talk about these things publically. however, i won't be naming the people i talk about on here, i am quite a paranoid person and my absolute worst fear is for them to find out about me and my weirdness.

that's all, i think ?

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she's genuinely the most pitiful human being to ever exist😭😭😭 i just want to pat her hair and squish her cheeks and kiss her cheeks and kiss her in general and

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i used to say whenever i got a new NF/O but i think it'd just be funnier to add a new tag everytime and say absolutely nothing about it otherwise

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like 40% of his sense of humour is making stupid noises and you can tell that within the large friend group he's in he's pretty evidently on the sidelines of it all and somewhat outcasted and i just find that so endearing. we can be weird and offputting together babe. please let us be weird and offputting together

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i just want to pepper kisses on his face so badly. he's so incredibly adorable i just want to get rid of all of his worries

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i want to get rid of all his worries but also i think he's so cute when in anguish so i kind of just want to knock him down and build him back up again. i want to cause his tears and then wipe them i want to bring him problems and then have him curl up in my arms to escape them. this is just part of my perception of love i guess, it can only be the complete kind of love if you know them through every way whether it's the sorrows or the peaks. i just want to see everything about him, he's really private and closed off a lot of the time with his online persona, i want to see every level of him and know everything that makes him tick

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i just want to pepper kisses on his face so badly. he's so incredibly adorable i just want to get rid of all of his worries

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he's saying he's started setting up the plans to move to the US already i'm gonna KMS

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new vocal synth song about parasocialism/RPF yumeshipping just dropped i repeat this is not a drill this is not a drill and it's from one of my favourite producers of all time I'm freaking out so hard

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i wish i had actual legible thoughts for me to post here because all of my thoughts over the past few weeks have just been sappy nonsense about how much i love him. actually brainless

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she's so cute i want to crawl into her brain and see what makes her tick. why are you Like this i need to psychoanalyze your mind and personality you are so weird i love you

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hi!! everyone!! i'm so sorry but please note that for whatever reason this account does not let me reply to any replies on my posts. T___T it's very very annoying and i'm entirely unsure of what the issue is or how to fix it. i tried to reply to you all, i promise!

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it's stupid and parasocial of me (after all i am stupid and parasocial) but i always get really happy and emotional when i find out an NF/O has a similar upbringing to me and a lot of the same experiences in life >___> it's really embarassing uuuuu because we're definitely not similar at all and will never know eachother but i still feel a connection

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sorry i'm lowkey spamming the rpf selfship tags right now qwq....... i always get super active on this account when it's late at night for whatever reason

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being in a relationship with someone well-known/famous must be so fun..... imagine seeing people constantly yearn for your NF/O, dreaming of being able to have them all for themselves, when in reality NF/O is yours and only yours for you to love ♡

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i get so ashamed and embarrassed for being such a newcomer fan. i feel like i'm a fake and don't love my NF/Os enough because i was so late to discovering them, no matter how much i go through older things of theirs it's not going to be the same as if i was there when it was made, arghhhhhhhh :frown:

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parasite update: i think i might've gotten like my 3rd NF/O this year

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my beautiful boygirlfriend we can get you away from your transphobic family and get you on E and you will bloom into a beautiful lotus flower

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parasite update: i think i might've gotten like my 3rd NF/O this year