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19 || he/they || i ship parfies

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used to be a uu fan but i dunno WHAT is happening with me because one moment I'm studying and the next my brain goes "i wonder how parfies is doing......." (shipped parfies before the boundary change, and still did even after lmao) (and then i was converted into a parfies rpf truther, like they are superrrr rpf material ughhhhh) and i stumbled on this blog and man let me tell you im having the time of my life, like i think scrolling and reading through countless parfies posts here (and twitter cough) mayyy have revived my interest in this pairing....

liek sorry for the ramble but my god do i miss pre-boundary change parfies because waking up to parfies content every day was amazing... not only that but i miss them interacting as well, thank you wifies for being the man you are talking about parrot yessss

i have a oneshot (although nsfw..) that I made of them last year and didn't get to post it because i would get killed if i did, plus an rpf scenario of them that i posted... if anyone wantz :3

I WANR I WANT PLEASDEEEE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

fanfic pls……..🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

bro parfies is like actually a crazy ship there’s so much potential in uu and somehow even more for rpf…. idk there’s so much parfies to ship even if it feel like it got killed by the boundary change.. bro hopefully parrts newest upload mentioned wfies….

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Parrot hasn't mentioned wifies name ANYWHERE for months, so hearing him say his name was like "woah, you can still say his name... it sounds as nice as i remember it"

Meanwhile wifies over here throwing around UU/parrot mentions left and right like a softlaunch

at the same time parrts also been missing for months 💭💭 i wonder if today’s upload is full of wfies references…. i haven’t watched yet ahhhh

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I was caught so off guard when parrot even mentioned wifies name in derap's stream it woke me up and i was literally half asleep

bro he’s gotta remind everyone who his bf is

maybe he’s kind of jealous ever since hummerfies has been growing…

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Can u tell wifies to take his meds

yeah i have like direct contact w wfies yupppp this is #true and he said that he’s taking them rn

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in a world of hybrids do you think they have braces? and if they do is dental school evil because they have to learn the smiles for each hybrid? nvm they probably specialize in whatever hybrid right… anyways back to parfies

wfies finally gets his braces off!!! yippeee him and parrt go celebrate with ice cream!!! but now he has to wear a retainer for the rest of his life if he wants straight teeth…

anyways wfies tryna put on his retainer on his own for the first time and whimpering as the retainer is really tight and kind of painful on his teeth so he has to beg parrt to try to fit it on his teeth and with enough effort it finally snaps onto his teeth!!!! and then they snuggle 5 ever until wfies wakes up and has to take them off and he struggles for a few minutes before waking up parrt and pouting until he helps him get his retainer off w the weird tool the orthodontist gave him….

man i sure wonder what’s happening to me irl rn

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hi ok me again...... whats ur favorite type of parfies like

directorfies x parrot

evilfies x parrot

predirector wifies x parrot,,, ect

favorite like that makes me happy

predirector wfies x parrt

rpf parfies

things that make me think a lot

director wfies x parrt

and or deadfies x parrt like just parrt after wfies death

i also like evilfies x parrt but like by 1 or 2 people total

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Parrot is a unicorn part griffin (his mom was a griffin) so he has griffin wings but can't fly with them, he uses them as portable blankets and extra hands tho. Wifies is a changeling that disguised himself as a unicorn for the longest time

Only spoke knows wifies is a changeling because he too is a changeling

For rpf mlp, parrot is a griffin while wifies is an actual unicorn

oooo i see i see

those are very interesting ideas #tell me more…..

this is something i wrote on discord but will also write here

i had some hc that parrt was a pegasus and wfies was a unicorn, but parrot is in a similar situation as scootaloo where he has wings but can’t fly. lowkey i have so much to say about wfies, like idk if you’ve seen this what if uu chars had genshin elements and it’s something like that where one of parrots biggest desires is to fly and wfies is a unicorn that can give him the support he needs to be able to fly but it also means that he’s dependent on wfies for flight. and then i was thinking about cutie marks or whatever and school and it’s like wfies goes to harvard so in universe he’d be like going to celestias school for gifted unicorns and thinking about him being a unicorn and having spells and it’s like okay so he makes those mc fact vids and reads the mc wiki therefore i think he’d be as knowledgeable as sunburst when it came to knowing spells and whatnot and because he’s going to school for this i think that most of what he’d know would be from school but because he likes experimenting on his own he’d come up w his own spells. so i think tldr of that was his creativity when it comes to spells is like more than twilight and less than starlight also even tho i’m comparing him to them rn i don’t think he’d be nearly as powerful, like i think he’d still have magic be his cutie mark but i don’t think he’d be half as powerful as them when it comes to like idk pure skill or whatever. i also was thinking about his cutie mark having to do something w balancing but didn’t want it to be like starlights = thing of making everyone the same. so i was thinking like he can do almost whatever he wants but at a cost to him/those around him which idk now that i think about it it’s kind of op no if the drawback can affect those around him? idk rework the cutie mark thing idk how to balance. like more than physical exhaustion or the horn getting burnt out something like he can make parrt fly at the cost of the pegasi around them in a radius being slightly weaker or maybe to balance it on him it’ll make him weaker? ahh but then what if he’s trying to make a spell to make him stronger? would that make those around him weak? or maybe the second it wears off he’ll pass out? or maybe he gets stupider when it happens idk… anyways i was thinking about the director arc too and was like what if one of his favorite spells was the ability to learn what someone’s deepest desires are so yk all his stuff about leverage but at the cost of a piece of himself? so by the time parrts in paragon wfies has in fact killed himself and he’s no longer himself? idk someone #talk to me about this…. i’d like to explore this topic

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do i guys have mlp parfies ideas… ive been having some…

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i actually need rpf parfies studying together during finals week idc online or in person bro i need this

😭😭😭

ALL PARFIES IS TO ME ARE THINFS I ENVY

jkjk but like damn bro i can’t really imagine either of them getting side tracked enough to like be behind on stuff but imagine them staying on calls with each other to hold each other accountable for staying on top of their study habits….

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Rpf aside, still insane and so impressive that both wifies and parrot are still in college while creating all these videos

Like wifies is taking compsci in neuroscience and parrot is taking a double degree in film and business. Insanity these 2 are

I wouldn't be surprised parrot practically vanished due to dying from finals and projects

no fr waaait what that’s so cool i’ve never known parrts majorrrs

that’s actually so awesome

bro i was #dying from finals and projects today!!!!! but no that’s so cool that there are people my (probably yours) age range that are doing such cool projects

i can’t imagine having to come up with these crazy video ideas and gets them planned and executed

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idek bro i dont wanna do my hw

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This guy and his inability to not mention UU, that shit has lasting effects on that man

Also the implication that UU is in the same universe as arg universe...

wfies having the abiliity to make an alt but choosing not tooooo bro actually learned his leasson?? or maybe the alt stuff is real but thats kinda cope and maybe would go against his entire arc.....💭💭

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parfies keychain today

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would u guys eat me if i did solo parrot too sometimes…

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Parrot gives MASSIVE autism vibes while wifies gives ocd vibes

I might just be projecting on parrot tho cause i also have autism 😔

wasn’t there some thing where wfies thought he had ocd? but real…. im like lowkey a fan of uu bpdfies…. dont tell anyone tho okay?

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cc wifies gives me massive neurodivergent vibes i highly doubt that guy is neurotypical

i can’t see a world where he’s neurotypical 😭😭😭 he’s gotta have something bro either that or i’m projecting

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guys would u slime me out if i drew some solo wfies