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Heyo! Satomi here! We're the kids of those two famous guys you know (Yori: she means Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha-) Get out of here, Yori. Anyway! Feel free to ask us questions or just chill with us! Just don't tell Dad and Daddy, kay? (Yori: They say...

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Hiatus

Sorry I haven’t been on at all for a long while-

Tumblr seems to mess my computer up if I stay on too long along with me being busy in my nursing classes. So I don’t know how long it’ll be til I come back here…

Also.. I’ve been a bit stressful when I get on here sometimes and I just… yeah.. I’ll leave that there..

so until then, I’ll have to put a hold on any rps or starters that I owe-

you can contact me on dA (Littlestar411) or on ff.net which is the same name as well….

I apologize before hand and so until I am done with my classes or on break or fix my computer again I will be going on hiatus- I will still update my queue every now and again-

Until then! This is bye for now!

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shewolfofkonoha started following us

[shewolfofkonoha-deactivated2015]

"Is he really dead? I mean, that serpent, from what I’ve heard, is one for not-dying. But Danzo is indeed dead," And what a relief that was, for the woman. "I wouldn’t get too comfortable, though. If there’s power, there’ll always be someone seeking out that power.."

"I know fire techniques, yes. It’s a basic necessity for every Uchiha, to have a whole host of fire techniques at their disposal," She chuckled. "But I’m not a teaching type. Even with my relative benevolence towards Konoha, I’m still classed as an S-ranked missing-nin."

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"Uhm... I think so? Dad never talks about him anymore.. I just know from Daddy and Auntie told us... I could be wrong though. I learn some stuff from Dad but he always omits a lot of things... things I have no idea of..." Satomi pouted. "Why can't we just be optimistic and go from there? There always has to be that pessimist that ruins everything..."

'...Eh, I can't exactly disagree with you there anyway- wait what? You're an S-ranked missing-nin?? When were you going to tell us this?'

"I'm more concerned on how she got in..."

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lonelyuchihaboy started following us

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The boy blinks abit while crossing his arms thinking “….I’m just an normal kid that just want to train at the forest but I guess I went the wrong way…and no I’m not an alien or whatever you speck of” He answer with a small chucked 

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'Was there anything weird about the forest or the path you took? Cause it'd be really weird if you randomly ended up here... maybe you fell into a trap or something...' Yori hummed in thought as he studied the other.

"Maybe you're tricking us so you can prob us later- that's gotta be it-"

Yori slapped a hand over his sister's mouth in annoyance. 'Maybe helping him find his way back in time before we don't exist my be a better idea.'

Satomi paused and shook her head. "Not possible... I mean... IF that forest still existed where would we find that so called place he got lost at? Besides! He's a big boy! He can take care of himself, right?"

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lonelyuchihaboy started following us

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Sasuke was quiet for a moment since he was trying to process what the siblings said to him before shaking his head to clam down while staring at the boy to answer his question “Yeah..the one and only” 

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'Pleasure to meet you.' Yori said with a slight nod. "Not that you won't later in the future. Anyway, I'm sure you're a bit confused by us by the moment and may have a few questions. We have some our own. Like how did you end up here? Do you remember what you were doing before?'

"Maybe he had a time machine or jutsu that allowed him to come to the future!" Satomi grinned as she leaned her elbows on her brother's head to his annoyance. She hummed and gave a shake of her head. "Or maybe he's not really Sasuke Uchiha and he's a spy from somewhere. Maybe space or maybe from a village that's angry about them not being part of the alliance. You're not an alien or space ninja trying to probe our brains out, are you?" She gave him a suspicious look as she studied the boy in front of her.

Yori groaned in annoyance at this and rolled his eyes. '... Just answer her question so should could just stop talking... my head's starting to hurt from this..'

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shewolfofkonoha started following us

[shewolfofkonoha-deactivated2015]

"Some people could have their eyes stolen. Whilst the man who used the eyes on me is dead now, I’ve heard rumours that a serpent-like man was hunting down those who possessed them…"

"I wouldn’t let him steal my eyes. Even if I blinded myself, I’d still pack quite a huge punch. And my flames would have destroyed him."

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"He's dead too, ma'am! Dad killed him and kept his body! Though, he never talks about it though... but I think we're pretty much in the clear now... considering Danzo is no longer in this world... also because of Dad... we had to find that out from somewhere else.."

'Our dad doesn't talk about a lot of things... But we do know that there are hardly any threats to eyes getting stolen now. We're at peace.. for now at least-'

"Wait, wait, wait! You know fire techniques!? How 'bout teaching me some of those moves? Huh? Huh?"

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shewolfofkonoha started following us

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"I’ve been down a long, long path of becoming a monster. I don’t think there’s any turning back now…"

"He was an elder back during the time of the massacre… he stole the eye from a young man. How he could use it, I have no idea. I don’t want to find out."

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"Don't be such a downer! As I always say, 'there is always a way as long as you believe there is!' I'm sure there's a way you can turn back to your normal self. We just gotta find the right thing to do it and you'll be your old self again!"

'Sometimes optimism won't help you when you know there is no going back, Satomi. Even if you believe, the way may not appear or has already disappeared from you forever. Anyway... do you think those who have the sharingan still may.. have their eyes stolen or something...? Depending on the situation at least? And how did he not steal your eyes?'

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shewolfofkonoha started following us

[shewolfofkonoha-deactivated2015]

"A monster is not always visible at first glance. The worst monsters are nearly indistinguishable from humans. And the Edo Tensei… it was a disgusting jutsu, used by disgusting shinobi…"

"He stole one of the eyes from my clansman… that man was a disciple of Tobirama himself…"

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"Uh... Well my Daddy says not to call people monsters no matter what. Even if they seem different or has different features to them. You were human before right? Maybe we can fix this!"

'We can't, it's impossible considering how long it's been. Anyway, if he stole the eyes- where would he implant them at? And isn't it more difficult for those that don't have the sharingan to begin with to suddenly have them?'

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lonelyuchihaboy started following us

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The boy blinks while having an puzzle expression his face “What are you guys talking about…?”

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'Well basically you're our-'

"You can't say that! Think about time paradox! If you screw something up in the past- we won't exist in the future!" Satomi exclaimed as she slapped a hand over her brother's mouth. Yori glared at his sister who had paused for a brief second and spoke again with a cheer in her voice. "We're were saying that you're our father in the future after you and daddy get together and bam! Us."

Yori slapped the hand away from his mouth as his hand came up to pinch the bridge of his nose. 'Please ignore her, she fell out of a tree. Anyway.... I'm Yori, the idiot there is Satomi. And are you... Sasuke Uchiha?"

[pariscalamitosum]

"Satomi, I mustache a question-"

"Someone help. Yori ate the whole jar of candy when Dad said no."

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shewolfofkonoha started following us

[shewolfofkonoha-deactivated2015]

"He did many experiments. How do you think he invented so many jutsu, and especially how he invented the Edo Tensei?" She shrugged, grimacing. "I hate him. He ruined my life… made me a monster."

"If a genjutsu can trap me, the Uchiha with the strongest eyes, then it is a genjutsu that is strong beyond anyone’s imagination. It could control me without me even realising what I did until it was done…"

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"W-well... no one ever told us. So we didn't know... We don't you're a monster, Miss. You've been very patient and kind with us since we met so far."

'Edo Tensei... the ability to bring back the dead? Didn't Orochimaru then Kabuto utilized that jutsu during the Fourth War?'

"Th-then how!? How can that be possible? Dad always said that the Uchiha clan excelled in genjutsu! So how can there be one that is stronger than theirs? Do you know the castor at least?"

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shewolfofkonoha started following us

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"I knew him, yes. And yes, I am that old. Youth seemed to have favoured me. Blame Tobirama. His experiments have fucked up my humanity…"

"I am not at liberty to say, however… I was tricked into falling for a genjutsu infinitely more powerful than even my own.

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"Eh- Sorry I brought it up! Didn't mean to call you old- you, uh, you're beautiful! Yes!"

'...Sometimes I worry about you, Satomi. So the Second Hokage has done experiments? What kind if you don't mind me asking?'

"Then don't ask it, dumb dumb. So... was the genjutsu like super duper powerful? Even more powerful than Dad's or... or.. uhm, Uncle that Daddy sometimes would talk about?"

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shewolfofkonoha started following us

[shewolfofkonoha-deactivated2015]

"Wood style user?" Ignoring all the other things about the houses needing to be rebuilt, the woman focused on the mention of the wood style user. "The only known user of the wood style has been dead for over a hundred years."

"I’ve been here before. Though… the last time I was here, I was forced to help destroy the remnants of a certain clan."

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"Wait a minute! You know.. the First Hokage? You're seriously that old-"

'So you know the First Hokage... however aging hasn't caught up with you? Are you basically cheating death-'

"And clan! What certain clan? What clan did you help destroy?"

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shewolfofkonoha started following us

[shewolfofkonoha-deactivated2015]

"They need to make things noticeable. If a resident can’t navigate their way around the village, then think of how confused the poor other-villagers would be," She sighed. "The houses were not this similar back when I was around.."

[pariscalamitosum]

"Maybe it's because Daddy said something about the village being attacked once by... some guy and uh.. then I think some wood style user helped out using some of his techniques and... ta-da! Village. And I navigate pretty well around here considering I live a bit far from the population!"

'She means get us lost and screw up Daddy's story....again..'

"Go away, Yori. Wait... so you've been here before, Miss? When was the last time you were here? Cause as far as I know, these buildings always looked like this."

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itsperfectlytragic started following us

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"Do me a favor and try and RESPECT your father…and myself and your sibling…you both were planned before you came along." He frowned and just stared at the child with a stern look on his face. "Can you two just Try and get along? Please…if not for me then for Naruto…he really needs to come home to a peaceful place after working as The Hokage." He worked as Naruto’s top ANBU so he could see how stressed Naruto was or when he worried about their family. "Please think over it and act correctly when he gets home."

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"That’s not what Satomi said the last time I asked… Mm… If I do, will you teach me the Fire Ball technique?" Yori stared up at him with a blank look ignoring his sister’s rant about how not to involve her in anyway. The boy hummed and shuffled his feet a bit, his eyes wandered over to the kitchen. "…That depends. We’ll call a truce if you’ll help us clean up our present for Daddy that ended up being a noodle war.. Please?"

'I'm not cleaning that mess-'

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shewolfofkonoha started following us

[shewolfofkonoha-deactivated2015]

"I have taken a wrong turn. Why have they made all the houses look the same in this damn village?"

[pariscalamitosum]

"Uh... I don't know. You should ask my daddy or maybe the architects that built the village.."

'For easier reasons, of course. A simple design is a lot easier than complex ones and you have to remember they were tight on what they had.'

"Thank you mister know it all.."

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lonelyuchihaboy started following us

"You look like Dad... but mini. Mini Dad?"

'I say Rooster number two!'

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shewolfofkonoha started following us

"Uh... I don't think Dad allows guests to come over when neither are here. Who are you and what do you want?"

'Maybe she's a burglar, trying to steal Dad's secret stuff...'

"Shut up, Yori. Go play somewhere else."