xoxo, Gossip Goat

Jonathan Austin Parker. POWER: Reactive adaptation/evolution- Ability to develop a resistance or immunity to whatever they were injured by or exposed to. I'm hot, you're not.

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I lost Leila

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grayson-buckle:

[kevannas]

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I lost Leila

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okay

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Witty remark

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Say they’re like a ten year old boys and I will cut off your testicles and feed them to your great aunt.

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I lost Leila

Waiting for the wind to blow in the right direction

Mmm, pussy.

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where is your skin tight red and blue suit?

i don't know what you're talking about.

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Witty remark

Funny comeback

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I wish you didn't have powers so you'd die.

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Earth to New York, I went to a day spa

Day. D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?

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Oh bless your little heart, Braxy.

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ARE YOU A LAZY ELISTIST BASTARD?

I'M A PROUD LAZY ELISTIST BASTARD. TILL THE DAY I DIE. JUST CALL ME JON SNOW.

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I thought you and Ella had something in common, that you both like the vajayjay, but it seems that you like da peen especially Sam and Braxton's.

I love Sam and Braxton's peen, but that's just another thing Ella and I have in common. She will suck any guys dick so long as she gets some attention from it.

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Do you work for Oscorp?

WTF IS OSCORP?

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You HAD ME!

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We all know you have a fetish for Lily Collin's eyebrows.

I would rather gouge my eyes out then look at her eye bush.

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DO YOU? DOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?

NEVER LET ME GO, NEVER LET ME GO.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a face look alike, so call me maybe.

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Have you ever sucked so hard your teeth bled?

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What poisons do you inject into your penis to make it defy gravity?

All natural, baybay.