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[mylocks-blog1]

Paul Wesley (iPhone 6)

[parkercooper]

joslyn--dawson:

… Oh, shut up.

You know, my sense of humor only shows up once in a while and now you just crushed it into pieces

[parkercooper]

joslyn--dawson:

Alright, so I was thinking of you. Alright, well… here you go. Sorry I haven’t been around much lately. Work’s been hectic, but I hired a new assistant manager, so… things should start settling down some.

I barely think of you, anyways, what was your name?

[parkercooper]

joslyn--dawson:

Nothing, I just passed them as I was checking out of the grocery store and I picked up a couple, but hey, if you don’t want them, I’ll eat them or put them in the freezer or something.

I just think you don’t want to admit you were thinking of me, but hey, I’m good with the candies, no need to put them anywhere but my mouth

[parkercooper]

joslyn--dawson:

Ahh, life… such a bitch sometimes. I got you a couple of Milky Ways though, if that helps any.

What did I do to deserve that?

[parkercooper]

Life happened, of course.

[parkercooper]

Let’s drink for this crappy day to end quickly, shall we? Maybe tomorrow will be better

[skarsgud]

There’s too much Bourbon in this world, you’d never be able to keep it from me, my friend. I have a feeling there won’t be many bouts of drunk asshole Damien around these parts. It’s just a hunch of course.

[parkercooper]

I can try. Oh really? And why is that?

[skarsgud]

You’d be smarter if you did, I don’t charge for my opinions. Most of the time I don’t charge you for drinks either; it’s like a two for one deal with me.

[parkercooper]

Don’t think I haven’t noticed it. One of the perks of being your friend I guess, I have to sacrifice myself and drink all you have. We don’t want you to turn into a drunk asshole, so someone has to do it for you

[girlcalledevan]

That’s good, means all you have to do is put food down and take him out to shit every once in a while. I’m not a fan of people or really..anything that breathes to be honest.

[parkercooper]

Yeah pretty much that’s all I do. I can tolerate some people better than others, but most of the time I just rather be alone

[girlcalledevan]

Well, I can say that I’ve never done that at least. Hopefully the dog does it’s own thing and isn’t one of those attention hogs.

[parkercooper]

He actually behaves pretty well. Less annoying than a person following me around. He kinda has his own deal and doesn’t bother me as long as I feed him

[girlcalledevan]

Sounds like the perfect solution to me drinking makes everything more tolerable.

[parkercooper]

It does, unless you make bad decisions. Last time I got wasted I got a dog. I’m not fan of animals.

[girlcalledevan]

That sucks, hopefully it goes fast, I wouldn’t be able to do it.

[parkercooper]

Time flies when you’re drunk, at least that’s what i’ve discovered

[skarsgud]

Indeed. Great news, brother. However will you manage without listening to some man with a PHD tell you how to live your life?

[parkercooper]

Well, he tells me how to live it and I do the exact opposite. If I start missing him I’ll just hang around you and see if you cause the same effect.

[girlcalledevan]

How much longer do you have to go through that hell for now? 

[parkercooper]

Two more months until I can tell them to fuck off without losing my pension

[skarsgud]

Wow, that’s shocking. Sarcasm intended. Maybe it’s time for a different shrink.

[parkercooper]

Just a few more sessions and I will be free from him, sounds like an effort I can make.

[girlcalledevan]

It’s even better when it’s not your money. What the fuck do they have you going to one for anyway?

[parkercooper]

It’s part of my military treatment. I’m on hold for a year, doing what they say so I’m done with all the medical rehabilitation and then I’m free to do whatever I want with the money they send me