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@parkerncrereation:drink water everyday and don't let boys be mean to you.

[jfcrena]

Nor go out and see any thing about the guy.

[parkernrecreation]

Which makes 'em a hermit.

[trustfundersrp-deactivated20140]

Nah, you were mistaken but you know that now. Praise the booty, girl. Praise it.

[parkernrecreation]

Do not. I do, I worship it. Especially Kim K's.

[jfcrena]

Probably. And people that don’t watch movies.

[parkernrecreation]

Nor read magazines.

[fwysawyer]

That’s not funny, but That’s really funny.

[parkernrecreation]

I'm just really funny.

[jfcrena]

Probably people who don’t know him.

[parkernrecreation]

So, the starving children of Africa and my grandma.

[jfcrena]

I’d say people that probably don’t like him or something.

[parkernrecreation]

But who doesn't?

[trustfundersrp-deactivated20140]

My theme song. I say booty all the time. And anytime, I’m always around to call people dumbass. 

[parkernrecreation]

I always kinda thought booty was a cute nickname for boots. But then I learned proper English and got really confused.

[jfcrena]

They better, I mean who wouldn’t to see him.

[parkernrecreation]

Yeah, well, who can blame us?

[fwysawyer]

But seriously, what would you do if the Purge was real?

[parkernrecreation]

Chances are I'd die.

[trustfundersrp-deactivated20140]

Brazil is beautiful, and the booty is fuckin’ glorious but. They all dumbasses if that’s what they believe.

[parkernrecreation]

Show me the booty, gimme the booty -- you know I'd never actually heard someone say booty before? It's all arses and bums here. Thanks for indirectly calling me a dumbass, though, much appreciated.

[jfcrena]

Only crazy people turn that down.

[parkernrecreation]

I'm pretty sure even crazies have more reason than that.

[trustfundersrp-deactivated20140]

Said no one ever. You’re crazy. Eminem is respected out there, much more than Vanilla Ice. 

[parkernrecreation]

Said every single one of my classmates as well as me. And you're wrong. Ever been to Brazil and made a survey asking girls on who they liked better? No? Didn't think so.

[trustfundersrp-deactivated20140]

I don’t know where you’re from, but in L.A. he’s kind of a joke.

[parkernrecreation]

Brazil. Nah, not really, not to me. That Slim Shady guy kinda is, though.

[legaciehqs-deactivated20190406]

Did I mention getting laid? 

[parkernrecreation]

No, but you mentioned gathering, exchanging numbers, and suitable company, so, pretty much, yeah.

[jfcrena]

Well, can’t turn down an invitation to see Chris Evans.

[parkernrecreation]

You said it all, babes.

[trustfundersrp-deactivated20140]

Ha Ha. Not really sure if that’s supposed to be a compliment but I’ve gotta admit, I’m kind of offended.

[parkernrecreation]

How comes? Rappers are, like, cool and stuff. He's really big where I'm from.

[legaciehqs-deactivated20190406]

Theres absolutely no gatherings going on tonight. It’s times like these exchanging numbers seems accountable, but since I prefer not to I suppose the only other option left is parading the lower-class bars for suitable company.

[parkernrecreation]

You mean you wanna get laid but basically only five-dollar escorts are around to do it with you?