PARKER HAYNES.

28. bartender at half lounge. always down to have a good time.

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: Damn. PARKER: So what is he distractin you from?

[sigmasmythe]

SEBASTIAN: He's just distracting in general.

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: Yeah, I get that. He is crazy fuckin hot. This is why I can't have roommates.

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: More about Hunter's big dick.

[sigmasmythe]

[5 minutes later]

SEBASTIAN: I really told you all there was to it.

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: Damn. PARKER: So what is he distractin you from?

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: Damn, he's real serious about it huh? PARKER: Can't relate.

[sigmasmythe]

SEBASTIAN: You wouldn't be in school if you didn't take it seriously.

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: More about Hunter's big dick.

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: Aw, is he takin you away from your school shit?

[sigmasmythe]

SEBASTIAN: He'd never. He'd probably stop hooking up with me if my grades slipped.

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: Damn, he's real serious about it huh? PARKER: Can't relate.

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: Hot. PARKER: Glad he's keepin you busy when I'm not around ;)

[sigmasmythe]

SEBASTIAN: Distracted is more like it.

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: Aw, is he takin you away from your school shit?

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: Damn, you hit the jackpot. PARKER: What have you guys done so far? PARKER: Guessin he's def into guys now huh ;)

[sigmasmythe]

SEBASTIAN: Oh, I know.

SEBASTIAN: He's given me a handjob and I sucked his dick.

SEBASTIAN: You could say that.

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: Hot. PARKER: Glad he's keepin you busy when I'm not around ;)

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: Oh, fuck. No shit? PARKER: Like the dude could get any fuckin hotter.

[sigmasmythe]

SEBASTIAN: I know

SEBASTIAN: However big you think, bigger.

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: Damn, you hit the jackpot. PARKER: What have you guys done so far? PARKER: Guessin he's def into guys now huh ;)

[sigmasmythe]

texts 📲 ( parker & sebastian. )

[Wednesday, March 27th. 9pm]

SEBASTIAN: Hunter's cock is huge.

[parkerrhaynes]

PARKER: Oh, fuck. No shit? PARKER: Like the dude could get any fuckin hotter.

[parkerrhaynes]

texts 📲 ( parker & sebastian. )

SEBASTIAN: I don't know if you'll ever have a better wallpaper than that.

PARKER: Def gonna be hard to beat ;)

[parkerrhaynes]

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SEBASTIAN: Show me.

PARKER: [screenshot of the home screen on Parker's phone - a photo of Sebastian in the hot tub at their hotel in Dénia, Spain]

[parkerrhaynes]

texts 📲 ( parker & sebastian. )

SEBASTIAN: You definitely should.

PARKER: Done.

[parkerrhaynes]

texts 📲 ( parker & sebastian. )

SEBASTIAN: That doesn't surprise me at all.

PARKER: Might make it my wallpaper ;)

[parkerrhaynes]

texts 📲 ( parker & sebastian. )

SEBASTIAN: We always do. It's a good photo.

PARKER: I like the one I took of you in the hottub.

[parkerrhaynes]

texts 📲 ( parker & sebastian. )

SEBASTIAN: -attached selfie of Sebastian and Parker in Spain-

PARKER: Don't rub it in, man.

PARKER: We look hot as hell.

[parkerrhaynes]

texts 📲 ( parker & sebastian. )

SEBASTIAN: Even if he was, I don't think he'd help.

PARKER: Guess I gotta write this shit on my own.

PARKER: Fuckin miss Spain.

[parkerrhaynes]

texts 📲 ( parker & sebastian. )

SEBASTIAN: Cheating.

PARKER: Damn. Not like the guy is desperate for cash anyways.

[parkerrhaynes]

texts 📲 ( parker & sebastian. )

SEBASTIAN: He would never come close to anything academically dishonest.

PARKER: Wtf does that even mean?