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[dogpuppy]

[ryann-44]

there will never be another character like Oghren

[djnusagi]

video games aren’t meant to be played with other people. video games are meant to be played alone in a dark room at night time while you work through weird feelings about your gender.

[redstonedust]

ive been thinking about how some trans spaces and media lack representation of bottom surgery and itd be nice if we could talk about and depict it more. but my attempts to formulate this into a coherent thought lead me to standing in front of the microwave idly thinking "we should normalize men with penises" as if thats a brave new frontier nobody has ever considered.

[valencians]

guy who refuses to drink because he believes alcohol blackouts break the continuity of consciousness

[witchofanguish]

guy who drinks because he believes alcohol blackouts break the continuity of consciousness

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[emily-e-draws]

A 1920’s-inspired MerMay ink sketch page 🧜‍♀️🐚🦀✨

[baleful-meat-worm]

for better or for worse

(oc. to be clear. i designed her when i was 14 before i even knew of tma don't @ me)

[contrivedcoincidences6]

I love how the Wardens are this secretive, creepy, semi-cult kind of group and during the fifth blight the only two Wardens in Ferelden are a couple of shit head 20 year olds with big mouths.

[heyitscuteway]

Zevran

[redstonedust]

the thing is as much as i wanna complain about kids these days rping with chatbots instead of rping with their friends i do have to acknowledge that like. i don't even know where teenagers are supposed to make rp friends on the internet anymore? the places i grew up rping have shut down or been enshittificated so hard they're unusable. i only rp with people ive been rping with for years and very rarely does that group get new members who aren't also ancient deviantart kids. not saying i think ch.ai is a good solution to this but if i was 14 and lonely. well id understand the appeal yknow.

[jomatinsims]

india  foxtrot   yankee  oscar  uniform   charlie  alpha  november   romeo  echo  alpha  delta   tango  hotel  india  sierra   yankee  oscar  uniform    hotel  echo  lima lima  oscar   juliett  oscar  november. alpha  papa  oscar  lima  oscar  golf  india  echo  sierra   foxtrot  oscar  romeo   tango  hotel  echo   delta  echo  charlie  echo  papa  tango  india  oscar  november   bravo  uniform  tango  i  whiskey  alpha  november  tango  echo  delta   tango  oscar   mike  alpha  kilo  echo   sierra  uniform  romeo  echo   yankee  oscar  uniform   sierra  tango  alpha  romeo  tango  echo  delta   romeo  echo  alpha  delta  india  november  golf ,  sierra  oscar  i  tango  hotel  oscar  uniform  golf  hotel  tango   india  tango   bravo  echo  sierra  tango   november  oscar  tango tango  oscar   alpha  november november  oscar  uniform  november  charlie  echo   mike  yankee  sierra

[alyoshaeatsyoeyes]

This one has been a wip for so long bruh </3 still kinda hate it but whatever

The scribbly scribbly on the side is supposed to be the map he had btw

[uncle-cricket]

jonathan sims is far from nonchalant; he is, however, the most nonchalantly nonbinary person ive ever seen. Yes, he is trans. No, he does not present as such. He does not have preferred pronouns and certainly doesnt care enough to mention it. He doesnt care that hes perceived as a man. He also doesnt care if people know or not.

This is him.

[scrambleddkestrels]

The most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen, and the Jarchavist

[penandinkprincess]

it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.” 

i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me. 

[rockitcat]

When I taught swim lessons I remember trying to delicately ask parents not to cover their child in shea/coconut/olive oil before lessons.

“I understand your skincare regimen and wanting to protect their tender baby flesh from the pool chemicals, but COULD YOU NOT OIL YOUR CHILD LIKE A GREASED PIG before tossing them in the POOL? Thanks EVER so much!”

[penandinkprincess]

@nakimochiku i CACKLED

[landscape-suicide-deactivated20]

It is really funny how much some tumblr users build their understanding of what is taboo in a degenerate immoral fashion vs what is taboo in a subversive radical fashion exclusively on aesthetic appeal so they’re willing to drastically alter their moral stances based on what media they’re obsessing over currently

[landscape-suicide-deactivated20]

Blogger obsessed with posting about sexual cannibalism and toxic doomed yuri complaining about incest fetishization… you’re two Ginger Snaps gifsets and a Flowers in the Attic excerpt away from trying to recreate Single White Female with your mutuals

[adhdavinci]