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Well, hello!

My name's Alexei/Aleksy but I go by Alyosha on here (please never call me Alex) (for my fellow Poles or others too if tbh just if they pronounce it right, just call me Alek, Olek, etc.)

I'm 14 yo from Poland (if you say I'm "too young to know stuff about my sexuality" I'm gonna throw hands btw)

I use he/him pronouns (questioning if I'm a trans man, probably yeah) and am aroace (more specifically apothiaroace)

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My current main fandom: The Magnus Archives

Other fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (mostly ACD and Granada, occasionally MTP and House MD & I'm currently listening to Sherlock & Co), Monster, Hamilton the musical, the Napoleonic Wars (pretty sure it's a fandom by now), The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Dead Poets Society, Knives Out Trilogy, Agatha Christie's Poirot, Balladyna, Ms Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (still reading)

Sideblog for posting about detectives: @alyoshaeatsyodeductions

I also have Tiktok and Instagram but I don't post there that often, all accounts are under the same name

My tags:

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Putting TMA characters in the headcanon generator part 4 (Gertrude's assistants edition + Leitner, Adelard and Mary)

Emma would

With the stuff she was doing to her co-workers already? Why not, my bet is on Michael

SO THAT'S HOW YOU'RE SO FUCKING TALL, A SPECIAL DIET AND BRO HAVEN'T TOLD US, FUCKING GATEKEEPER

If Eric didn't die so soon, that person would be Gerry

WHY THE HELL NOT I HONESTLY HAVE NO INFO ON YOU YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET A WIKI PAGE

His socks might not be matching but you know what is ME AND HIM BECAUSE SAME, UNC

Let me pretend this is a metaphor for him not understanding the thing that is the main focus of the series (the entities) because he's a dumbass pretending to be an expert #jurgenleitnerslander

I SURE HOPE SHE CAN

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

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Putting TMA characters in the headcanon generator part 3

We're starting off strong (BASIRA <333) and yes she would, the purpose is probably to beat up Jonah and you know damn well if I could I would stare at her while she's doing it

Yes, just yes, 10/10, she would, and it would make her feel so free

We're getting some damn good headcanons here, holy shit, this I count as practically canon ok? I mean, it's kind offff their house now either way

She would like to, luckily she can pet the worms though, The Hive won't let her stay lonely <3 (new headcanon added: Jane loves butterflies)

OG Elias because I already did Elias theoretically but it was the S1 crew and so it was really Jonah not him

HE WOULD SO USE THESE EXACT WORDS I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW WELL THIS FITS IMO (the "everyone" was probably Gertrude)

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Hello TMA, I'm Alyosha E. Y. E. and I will be your doctor for today

*puts on glasses and looks through my papers* I have noticed you have a severe illness called fandomuskindossmallurus which lead to your awful gacha deficiency, let me go get the meds for you

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I've seen people comparing dyhard to jmart (I personally think it's more of a jontim type of situation but still) and I wanna know how jmart shippers AND jmart antis feel about it

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It's Pride Month, Alyosha, you know what that means

Huh?? What?? Do you want me to make like, gay posts?? What???

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Currently on ep 9 and damn, Hannibal's got to have the most beautiful crime scenes I've ever seen

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Making Akinator guess TMA characters to see how many questions he'll need part 2 (Gertrude and uhh, people)

Gertrude - 22 (nothing interesting happened but he asked me if she was bad and I said I don't know AND I'M PROUD OF IT) (bro wanted her to be an anime character so bad)

Eric - did NAWT guess my guy </3 (gave me Martin after 30 questions) (gave me Leitner after 44 questions) (gave me Tim after 49 questions) (gave me Mike after 79 questions) (gave me Jon after 80 questions)

Emma - nope, did not guess (gave me Helen (Richardson) after 30 questions) (gave me Jane after 60 questions) (gave me Annabelle after 65 questions (close enough! Expected her to be earlier honestly because they both served The Web)) (gave me Gertrude after 70 questions) (gave me Sasha after 80 questions)

Fiona - didn't guess (gave me Sasha after 17 questions) (gave me Gertrude after 42 questions) (also with her he was asking me questions that I WISH he asked with Eric "does your character have two eyes?" "Does your character have a child?" HUH?? WHERE WAS THAT WHEN I NEEDED IT HUH????) (gave me Basira after 72 questions) (gave me "Eleanor Rigby" (a Beatles song apparently????) after 80 questions)

Sarah - nuh uh (gave me Sasha after 30 questions)(gave me Gertrude after 42 questions) (gave me Basira after 72 questions) (gave me Melanie after 80 questions)

Michael (Shelley) - didn't guess him (would've guessed Michael The Distortion but I wanted to separate them and he'll be in a post with avatars) (gave me Tim after 80 questions)

Mary - nah (GAVE ME HELEN RICHARDSON OUT OF ALL PEOPLE??? AFTER 80 QUESTIONS, WHAT, AT LEAST GIVE ME GERTRUDE)

Gerry - 22 (no damn hesitation with my beautiful guy)

Adelard - nou (gave me Gerry after 30 questions (see how AMAZINGLY similar they are? My Adelard and Gerry as found family AU totally makes sense now huh)) (gave me Leitner after 47 questions, we'll ignore that) (gave me Tim after 57 questions) (ASKED ME IF HE'S LINKED WITH ROBLOX Adelard in Roblox when) (gave me D3rlord3 after 80 questions)

Leitner - 29 (went VERY off track at first but ended up guessing)

I knew it wouldn't guess most of them but I either way thought it would be fun to see who he considers even somewhat similar

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idk where but I saw one post somewhere that if you're a security camera guy at first all the cameras are overstimulating but then you get used to them, and during your shift they're basically your eyes and sometimes this person had dreams from the pov of a building and that's lowk very eye alligned to me

It also reminds me of that 1 statement where a guy got a leitner instruction manual

OMG YES!!! I absolutely love that, security people are way too underrated in their potential to be Eye avatars I swear </3 it seems obvious they have it but still most people seem to focus on the collecting data aspect of The Eye

AND THEM HAVING DREAMS FROM THE POV OF THE BUILDING IS SO INTERESTING EVEN ASIDE FROM THE SERIES!!

Uhhh, kind of spoilers for some of the currently last eps of The Magnus Protocol under the cut because it reminded me of smth

Wasn't the building the hole in reality was in also kinda alive??? Maybe not exactly but kind of??? Wasn't it??? I know we got a different power system there yada yada so I'm not trying to tie it to The Eye but I think it's also so interesting

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Listen, I'm already putting them in skirts, I might as well give them makeup

AND NOW THAT WE'RE ON THAT TOPIC, I NEED TO MAKE SOME WORDPLAY WITH EYESHADOW BECAUSE IT'S BRILLIANT I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW YET

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Making Akinator guess TMA characters to see how many questions he'll need (archival staff)

Jon - 24 (also, you get a lil text underneath the result picture saying who submitted it, right? I was so caught off guard by it saying ur mom, quit it Elias we know it's you)

Martin - 39 (after 30 questions gave me Leitner)(only got on the right track after asking me if he's in love with a man and if he has a bigger build or smth like that)

Tim - 36 (asked me if he was a lemon???)(also asked me if he was dead)(after 30 questions gave me 2MB (idk who that is))

Sasha - 22 (was really suspecting Melanie and kept asking like "does the character make YouTube videos? Are u sureee?")

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A TMA visual adaptation where we observe it all through cameras (different ones) and if we've been looking through one camera long enough, the lenses start to break creating a web pattern

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I generally hate rereading books, however I reread Jekyll and Hyde ten days after finishing it

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I love love love when people give Hyde long, really unkept hair

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Omw to watch the 13575321577th HamBurr angst edit of today, don't mind me

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I love how I haven't seen a single person deny the fact that Jud wouldn't be homophobic

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Listen, I'm already putting them in skirts, I might as well give them makeup

AND NOW THAT WE'RE ON THAT TOPIC, I NEED TO MAKE SOME WORDPLAY WITH EYESHADOW BECAUSE IT'S BRILLIANT I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW YET