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[parkvincents]

a few AU plots I currently have brewing in my head

you come into the cafe i work at everyday and i pretend like i haven’t memorized your order

“platonic” work friends who love pulling pranks on their coworkers (jimxpam the office style)

[taken!]detective partners who would die for each other (we’re adrenaline junkies)

criminal lovers who drive around wreaking havoc on the american south west (think the 1975’s “robbers”)

best friends who love each other but timing is never right!- angsty teen drama and watching your best friend fall in love with someone else

stuck in a haunted house, horror AU

*saves you from looking stupid and getting stood up* “How about I buy you a drink instead?”

i’m lois lane, you’re clark kent.- this story writes itself.

hey, i know we just started dating but … let’s get married bc i hate a lot of people in this world and i never seem to hate you … (parks and recs! aprilxandy style)

missed encounters on the subway- you leave something and i’ve decided that it was my job to return it to you

you’re my boss but omg you are also really attractive too. we’re an HR nightmare

time travel-crossed lovers

creepy, southern gothic!witchcraft au.

i’m a street performer but little do you know, i seranade you every morning (in the LEAST creepy way as possible)

[taken!]DRUNK! waking up in vegas, katy perry style. We accidentally got married … what now?

Zombie Apocaplypse!- “We should probably stick together bc, y'know. Zombies.”

a thelma and louise kinda roadtrip! ride or die bffs run from the authorities

sleeping with other people!(not-so)au. “do you wanna talk about it?” “talk about what?” “we’re not a couple but we act like one …”

misfits!au. We meet while doing community service but a freak thunderstorm gives us superpowers(?!?)

hogwarts, hunger game, pjo or pokemon AU in every type, shape, form

“This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good” … our biological families suck but at least we got each other- not really an AU just a relationship I totally want to have with a few characters

Of course, all roles are interchangable between muses! Please, feel free to drop into my dms if you’re interested!

[parkvincents]

hi friends! so I’m looking to revive this ol’ account and I’m looking for other muses to interact with. still trying to get the hang of all this again (the writing part and the learning how to format posts part.) I’ll maybe make an intro post again. But for now pls give this post a like or shoot me a message so we can chat!  

[beigetype]

[parkvincents]

a few AU plots I currently have brewing in my head

you come into the cafe i work at everyday and i pretend like i haven’t memorized your order

“platonic” work friends who love pulling pranks on their coworkers (jimxpam the office style)

[taken!]detective partners who would die for each other (we’re adrenaline junkies)

criminal lovers who drive around wreaking havoc on the american south west (think the 1975’s “robbers”)

best friends who love each other but timing is never right!- angsty teen drama and watching your best friend fall in love with someone else

stuck in a haunted house, horror AU

*saves you from looking stupid and getting stood up* “How about I buy you a drink instead?”

i’m lois lane, you’re clark kent.- this story writes itself.

hey, i know we just started dating but … let’s get married bc i hate a lot of people in this world and i never seem to hate you … (parks and recs! aprilxandy style)

missed encounters on the subway- you leave something and i’ve decided that it was my job to return it to you

you’re my boss but omg you are also really attractive too. we’re an HR nightmare

time travel-crossed lovers

creepy, southern gothic!witchcraft au.

i’m a street performer but little do you know, i seranade you every morning (in the LEAST creepy way as possible)

[taken!]DRUNK! waking up in vegas, katy perry style. We accidentally got married … what now?

Zombie Apocaplypse!- “We should probably stick together bc, y'know. Zombies.”

a thelma and louise kinda roadtrip! ride or die bffs run from the authorities

sleeping with other people!(not-so)au. “do you wanna talk about it?” “talk about what?” “we’re not a couple but we act like one …”

misfits!au. We meet while doing community service but a freak thunderstorm gives us superpowers(?!?)

hogwarts, hunger game, pjo or pokemon AU in every type, shape, form

“This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good” … our biological families suck but at least we got each other- not really an AU just a relationship I totally want to have with a few characters

Of course, all roles are interchangable between muses! Please, feel free to drop into my dms if you’re interested!

[kierofrp]

ok but rich girl’s parents are out of town and instead of throwing a party she orders a pizza and gets ready to spend the night alone stuffing her face… while she’s waiting for her food to arrive, weird news reports start popping up about people eating people/crazy attacks in her city. the pizza guy shows up and rings her doorbell furiously begging for her to let him in because a walker is after him. they end up staying together partly because he’s terrified to go back out there and partly because she doesn’t want to be alone. they end up sticking together and bonding in the big mansion as the world falls apart around them, but then they’re forced to go out on the road and protect themselves/one another because they’ve started to really care about one another and !!!!! 

[nicoles1x1-blog]

i want a plot where MUSE A is a wealthy gorgeous socialite, their mother constantly setting them up with wealthy partners because she doesn’t believe her child can get a partner that she would approve of without her. but MUSE A has a best friend, MUSE B a bartender just barely getting by, whose been with MUSE A through all the heartbreak and annoyance of their mother constantly setting them up with boring dates that only talk about themselves. MUSE B has feelings for MUSE A but doesn’t feel good enough for them/ knows that their mother wouldn’t approve. more or less MUSE A starting to think and wonder why they aren’t dating MUSE B, since they’ve always been there for them and seem to actually like them for more than just their beauty and wealth

[clieopatra]

okay listen…….. a plot where this girl leaves her city life bc she’s just feelings like she’s missing something and she just packs all her bags takes off driving. Somehow she ends up driving through this small little country town where everyone knows each other and it’s nothing like where she came from and oops!!! her car breaks down. Then enter stage left this local boy who likes to live the simple life and is the opposite of her, and ends up offering to help her or maybe fix her car himself ?? Only wow look at that no one carries the part for your piece of crap old car anymore so finding it will take forever, I guess you’re stuck in this crappy town for a while!!!! and he’s really the only one she knows so he feels kind of guilty and obligated to her?? or maybe not?? but either way he shows her around town and introduces her to all his friends and they just spend a buttload of time together and have long talks and they become rly good friends ((or moRe ?? yes pls )) and it’s all rly cute bc they end up in their own little bubble, completely wrapped up w/ each other all the time but both are completely oblivious to what’s going on bc they never expected that they’d get so close !! but wait… there can be angst too,, One morning the call comes in that her car part is here and she should be able to leave in a week !! Or maybe a family member/friend ((or even worse the boyfriend she left in the dust ??)) tracks her down and yikes !! plus there are so many more possibilities !!

i’m srsly so needy for this plot pls !! like, ugh there could be sm fluff, and angst, and character struggles, and literally EVERYTHING w/ this plot and we could jut cry about it and yell back and forth about head canons :)) 

[rebeccabreeds]

childhood best friends slash roommates who get immensely drunk one night and have sex and then just continue to keep doing it because that’s the only way they think they can have each other. spoiler: they’re both in love with each other and have been for years, but don’t wanna say shit about it because they’re afraid of losing each other. cue angst.

[writcs]

someone give me a plot where muse a was arrested in high school due to drug dealing and was sentenced to ten years — except he’s let out a couple of years early due to good behavior. with no car, his feet take him to the one place he never thought he’d set foot again in a lifetime. his ex-high school sweetheart, muse b. except, when the door opens, it’s not her. it’s a seven year old little girl with her mom’s hair and her dad’s eyes. 

tldr; muse a gets arrested and leaves behind his (unknowingly) pregnant girlfriend at the time. years later, he’s out and he has a daughter he doesn’t know about. also i want to play the guy pls

[parkvincents]

hello, you fancy people! i’m not sure if y’all have seen this movie called sleeping with other people (rated r!)– but it’s a really funny and surprisingly heartfelt. i know it’s a long shot but i’m looking for someone to be the lainey (female muse) to my jake. 

basically, long story short to this movie if you’ve never seen it: two old acquaintances meet each other after ten years at a sex addicts meeting. decide that they’re super cool with each other but since they fxck up every relationship they’ve ever had, they decide to stay friends. and they end up becoming best friends (with super underlying attraction to each other). nyc shenanigans ensue

“do you wanna talk about it?” 

“talk about what?” 

“we’re not a couple but we act like one …”

like i said, it’s a long shot but if you don’t have to watch the movie to do this plot with me (maybe just the trailer?), just really wanted to do a relationship like this for a while. it doesn’t make sense when i say this out of context but a friends with non-benefits kinda thing? if you’re interested and wanna plot, let me know! ♡

[parkvincents]

✪

Send a symbol for a plot

[ ✪ ] our muses are stuck in an elevator together.Vincent bobbed his head singing quietly along to the music coming from his headphones. His backpack set down next to him as his elevator ascended up to the rooftop bar of the building. Buzzing from nervousness, he tapped his foot impatiently as he wondered how lucky he was to score this bartending job at the upscale bar. The elevator slowed to a stop and the doors opened to allow a woman to enter, Vincent smiles politely and steps aside to let her in. A few moments after the doors close, the lights begin to flicker and the elevator stops abruptly. Suddenly the lights shut off completely. 

“Shit,” Vincent mutters before tapping on the call button, hoping for an answer on the other end. Nothing. Sighing in defeat, he stepped away from his companion in the elevator, careful not to make her uncomfortable. As his eyes begin to adjust to the darkness, he glances over to her “I’m sorry, miss. It looks like we’re stuck.” 

[craftchaos]

also if you’re cool with pre-established relationships/dynamics where we skip all the awkwardness of starting to roleplay with someone new and jump straight to plotting a little and tagging each other in stuff hmu

[recyclmeme]

An important psa:

If there is one thing you all should know about me, it’s this

                                   I am ALYWAYS a up for AUs

And when I say always, I mean always. I have more AU ideas than I can count. Check out my verses page, or ask if I have a particular verse already. If I don’t chances are that I will get excited and make it happen. Never feel shy or bad about throwing an au idea you’d like to do at me, or if we’re mutuals just write me the starter, or send the message. I will sit in my chair and probably scream a little bit because OH MY GOSH AUUUUUUUSSSSSS!!

We can do one long thread, or we can do several short threads. We can have several threads in the same au! It doesn’t really matter as long as you’re happy, and I’m happy, and we get to have fun!

[parkvincents]

Marionette

[parkvincents]

kyura92:

Late nights were so over worked though her partner and herself had finished up a lot of pre work get done. It felt like more was just coming their way, after all they were the strongest team put together. “Good morning Agent Kim.” Said one of the rookies said as they walked by her. Giselle looked over nodding in their direction. Playing off a soft grin, she kept walking straight into the elevator. Once inside she leans against the wall, crossed her arms looking at her watch seeing that she was right on time. Giselle was pretty much tired and low on sugar. In a hurry she started walking straight to the kitchen to prepare herself some coffee. The sound of her partner’s voice rang, turning around just in time. She caught the brown bag with on hand looking at him, then down at the sigh of the muffin. Her eyes darting right at the coffee in his hand. “Park you’re the best.” She sighs pleased walking towards him as she grabbed the coffee drinking it right away as they start heading towards their desk. “We have a new case today I heard, know anything about what’s it going to be ?” She asked taking a bite of the muffin.

Vincent chuckles at his partner’s enthusiasm as she takes the cup from his hand. She must’ve not had her coffee this morning. They fall into a practiced step as they make their wait to their adjacent desks- his messily piled with old case files that he liked to look at in his free time and knickknacks he fiddled with when he was thinking about a particularly difficult case. At Giselle’s question, he shrugs and sets down his cup on the only square inch of free space on his desk. Wow, he really needed to clean. 

“I tried asking boss about it before we left last night but he told me he’d take care of the briefing and to go home and get some rest,” Vincent looks up at his partner with a furrowed brow as he shrugs his coat off and tosses it over his chair. He then picks up a worn legal pad and his favorite blue gel pen, tucking them both under his arm before looking back at her, “it didn’t sound good, Kim. I’d brace myself.” 

[parkvincents]

[ ● ] my muse catches yours snooping through their belongings.

Send a symbol for a plot

Vincent looks confusingly at the package sitting at his front door, trying to remember if he had ordered anything new. He shrugs and picks up the package, making way his way down the block to the real address on the label. When he arrives, Vincent pauses, wondering if he had the right house, before resolving to check the mail in the box to see if it matched the address on the package. He is reaching for the stack of letters before pausing, feeling a presence behind him. Oh. He turns around, ready to defend himself from the accusations bound to be thrown his way. 

“Sorry! This isn’t what it looks like!” 

[parkvincents]

reverse starter call ! - -

i desperately need more interactions on my dash, so please give me a holla. 

ask/messages always open to plot

[parkvincents]

barcxxlona:

The sudden movement beside her made Lexi’s nose wrinkle in her sleep, “Santa mierda.” The girl rose up a bit, rubbing her eyes. Something scratched her delicate skin and she pulled back, noticing the ring. Her eyes grew wide. Oh no. What had she done? She comes for her foster sister’s bachelorette party, something Lexi was strongly against but it wasn’t really up to her, and what happens? She’s the one that get’s drunk and ends up…. married? That wasn’t anything like Lexi.

The girl rolled onto her back and sighed, her hand running through her slightly tangled hair, “So this is awkward.”

“Awkward is an understatement,” Vincent mutters, not even sure if the woman is acknowledging him or talking to herself. Wanting to put some distance between him and his wife, Vincent pushes himself off the mattress and shuffles across the room to the mini fridge. He pulls out a bottle of expensive water and cringes as he opens it. That would be another five dollars on their room bill. But at the moment, he didn’t care too much. Anything to get rid of this pounding headache. He takes a long swig from the bottle before turning around to rummage through the various drawers surrounding the mini fridge until he found what he was looking for. Travel size packets of aspirin. 

“Yess,” Vincent grins in victory as he tears open a packet and dry swallows both pills as if his sanity depended on it. He grabs another one, along with the open bottle of water before heading back to where Alexa was laying on the bed. “Here, this’ll help,” he says bashfully, acknowledging her directly for the first time before handing her the bottle and pills.