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Gifts Like White Elephants
Jack/Kent | 1455 words | Getting Back Together
Jack gets Kent a Hemingway short story as a joke gift. Kent can't decide if he reads too much into it – or not enough?
@parsebingo Bingo!
BINGO!!! Absolutely amazing work! :) I've loved seeing all the things you've come up with. The world is a little brighter with all the Kenny you've added to it <3 Congrats!!
playing each other for the first time since the 2009 draft: kent parson and jack zimmermann
won't testify, already fucked up my story
Kent & Swoops | 4k words | Post-Epikegster Sadness
"Who cares what I think?" Kent says. "Ask the people what they think. The public, the media. Hell, our fucking teammates. You know what they all say about me." That he has the best slapshots, the wildest parties, the hottest sex. "Where does my bullshit fit into that if according to everyone else, I should be the happiest person alive?"
After Epikegster, Kent struggles to figure out how to move on.
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@parsebingo crossing off Kent & Swoops on my card!
what do you want me to say? that i miss you? i miss you, okay? i miss you. you always say that.
lyrics are from high by miley cyrus from her album, plastic hearts. crosses off my color (edit) square for @parsebingo !
think of it as personality dialysis
Jack/Kent | 2k words | Pre-Canon, Budding Romance
Jack's eyebrows pull together, as if this is all somehow complete news to him. "Well, I don't think I'm being that harsh," he says, but it's riddled with uncertainty. Kent can't help it, and a laugh sputters forth now. "Not that harsh? Do you hear yourself right now?"
Jack is captain of the Rimouski Océanic, much to the chagrin of practically everyone else on the team. Kent is notoriously good at people-stuff, so he takes it upon himself to help Jack get good at people-stuff.
(read it on ao3)
also submitting this to @parsebingo to cross off Rookies and Pimms on my card!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eric “Bitty” Bittle/Jack Zimmermann, Kent “Parse” Parson/Jack Zimmermann Characters: Scraps (Check Please!), Jeff “Swoops” Troy, Carly (Check Please!) Additional Tags: Period-Typical Homophobia, environment typical for that matter it’s the nhl, Excessive Drinking, Drinking to Cope, Kent is hot and the league knows he’s single now, post cup-kiss, Misunderstandings, Coming Out, not kent, Kent-centric, Slurs, Cussing, so much cussing, I’ve decided that Kent cusses way more drunk, There’s a lot of jackparse but I can’t emphasize enough how this fic is about Kent Summary:
Kent gets confused for Eric Bittle after the cup kiss and has to confront the idea of coming out.
@parsebingo for the fans square!
In honor of Genuary, here's a card all for the Las Vegas Aces and team bonding!
In case you were unaware, January has a fandom event called Genuary (as seen on this blog @genuary-fic-event). It is meant for all those lovely general fics (not ships! we're talking & not /).
What a better way to play around with it than to explore Kent V. Parson and his boys? Just a team of fictional professional hockey players doing their best, making poor decisions in Sin City, and their Captain mothering over them.
This isn't in any way associated with the official genuary event, but I made this for myself as a challenge during the month and thought y'all should get a crack at it too!
Happy making!
not yours, oh, for now
Shitty & Kent Parson | 2.5k words | Jealousy, Hurt/Comfort
“Well, it kind of sucks,” he says, “being his best friend, and all.” Kent frowns. “Oh. Well, you were never in the running.”
Shitty runs into Kent Parson at a bar and has some realizations about his place in the universe (mainly his friendship with Jack).
Also submitting this to @parsebingo to hit the "Shitty" prompt on my card! 😌
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kent “Parse” Parson & Jack Zimmermann, Kent “Parse” Parson/Jack Zimmermann Additional Tags: the aces, Friendship with slight ship undertones, self indulgent dialogue, this fic is all about Kent Parson’s kaleidoscopic eyes, rated for slight language Summary:
From friendly to friends to a moment in a bar where Jack gets to be part of something- part of the group, part of the joke, and part of a moment.
submitting this to @parsebingo for my misunderstandings square
operation “write nonsense that exactly three people will want to read” is a go lmao
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
outsider pov, original female character pov, set within the universe of “we could live for a thousand years” — Jack/Kent, from the perspective of the long-suffering Mrs. Scraps. also hitting two prompts from @parsebingo - contracts and expansion teams!
All caught up on making cards, but alas some can't be sent! If you chose Discord as your method of contact, you have to add me as a friend or we can't share messages. 🤐🤐🤐 if you haven't gotten your card, please add me on Discord or message me here! Your bingo card is getting lonely!
are we allowed to make multiple works in order to reach bingo or do we have to get bingo from one work?
Bingo is allowed to be made in any way you please! Can be one fic with really crazy chapters to tie things together, a bunch of playlists, bullet-list fic posts, or 24 individual drabbles.
Basically, make bingo in whatever way your heart desires (or however the muses pull you)!
Plus there are many ways to actually make bingo here on the blog we've so loving named after OMG Check Please things! For example: The Hat Trick! (read up on all of them here)
Parse Bingo - "Media Disaster"
Stanley Cup Final 2019
One coming out, one engagement and one breakup later.
Final minute, slapshot, goal.
Jack hoists the Cup, touches it for the second time on this ice.
He looks straight into the camera as he says, “Marry me, Kent Parson.”
All heads turn: Kent sits at the edge of the crowd, frozen, staring.
He frowns, stands up.
“The fuck, Zimms? Are you for real?”
Jack nods, nervous now. Blush across his face. From the game, the question.
“What the hell,” Kent says. He shrugs. “Sure.”
The crowd erupts.
Reporters run. Cameras pan over.
Summer 2020: A wedding.
This is my drabble for one of my @parsebingo prompts! Based on the silly scenarios that were discussed in the chat.
How to Sign Up!
Check out the card types available here. [if you need any clarification, just ask!]
Go fill out this google form. [please double check your stuff]
Wait with antici—–pation for your card! [It will be sent to you in the method you determine in the form.]
Deadlines
Some people thrive on time pressures (and I am not one of them), so we have options! It’s your choice whether or not you want a deadline included with your card. I'll be checking up with people throughout their progress only for those with deadlines. (And trying to be motivational)
Getting Your Card
On the google form you'll indicate how to receive your bingo card (tumblr, discord, etc.). Keep an eye on things like discord friend requests if you choose those options. If you have any concerns with the card, questions about the squares, or anything just ask me! The ask box and DMs are open.
Rules
Be kind! This is all about Kent and we all know there are some people that aren’t too fond of him. This isn’t a place for all that negativity. Be kind to each other, duh.
If you are under 18, no NSFW things for you. There’s no way for me to know if you’re lying about being an ‘adult’ but please don’t!
NSFW/Kink Bingo cards will only be given to those that request them.
Work must be your own. Don’t steal from others! NO AI! If you’re doing an edit or related work, ask the original artist for permission.
If you have any questions, please check the FAQ and event pages on the blog or send an ask/message!
We're all caught up on cards! If you've submitted, but haven't gotten one, please DM me!
Happy Holidays, everybody! I thought y’all might like a generic holiday themed card, so ta daaaa! I’m totally that person that always wants to write holiday things in, like, July so as always there’s no limit or final deadline for doing this. If you want to give it a go, just do it! Have fun creating!!!
Here’s the ‘rules’ if you need a refresher. Make sure you tag your work with #parsebingo or @parsebingo if you’re posting to Tumblr. Here’s the Ao3 collection.
We are ALIIIIVE!
This blog is up and running once again.
I get it's been 10 years since we got our dear Kent Parson, so not that many people are still making content for him, but I want this to be here for any of those that want it.
Holiday card options are available upon request if you need some Kenny in your holiday season <3
