like a liar at a witch trial

you look good for your age. thirty-something. giant lesbian. defcontwo @ ao3.

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya Rozanov Pride starter pack

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[sillystigmata]

No one has ever been more stunning.

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[softbrah]

that said, the unopened bottle of champagne that’s been in my fridge since last September is really starting to pmo

[softbrah]

maybe not everything in my life is perfect right but like, I did get to share carrot sticks with my dog in the kitchen while listening to Chappell Roan and sometimes that’s all you really need

[regardintemporel]

Ladislav Novak - L'ombre en Elle, 1971

[softbrah]

it feels worth pointing out that a lot of the Shane and the Voyageurs bullshit is absolutely inspired by shit that the Habs put their players thru in the 2010s.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[russianblush]

for season two i need ilya at hockey camp being followed around on the ice by a bunch of little kids in hockey gear like a mama duck and her ducklings while shane watches send tweet

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[gumy-shark]

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

[gumy-shark]

jasper you don’t get to get away with this that easily.

new ask game: what’s the character archetype that makes you go “of course you would say that” when i post about it?

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[softbrah]

anyways happy pride let’s fuck shit up

[softbrah]

idk if you’ve all seen this absolute winner from the NYT but genuinely, especially with some of the shit I’ve been seeing on threads and insta lately, I think we’ve been letting straight women get away with this mythical belief that they’re better allies than men simply bc they’re women and like, it’s not fucking true. just bc some straight women like to fetishize queer men doesn’t make them good allies.

[http-tempted]

when you listen to a song and it gives you inspiration to daydream an answer to the plot hole in the story building inside your head