#pimms

[softbrah]

see the thing about Kent Parson and Jack Zimmermann is that one day, maybe not long after Jack’s married, maybe many years after, the two of them will meet once more at a face-off and Kent will toss Jack the same careless, unbothered smirk that he gives all his opponents and Jack will be able to tell, in that very moment, from that sliver of platinum gray and the ease of Kent’s smile lines, that Kent really is unbothered. That he really has moved on.

and on that day, whenever it comes, Jack “I lobotomized myself just to finally feel normal” Zimmermann is absolutely going to crash the fuck out.

[omgzineplease]

OMG, ZINE PLEASE! VOLUME 3: #TRIPLETROUBLE IS NOW LIVE!

Explore the shenanigans, celebrate the triumphs, and dive into the inner workings and dynamics of all your favorite trios. Got some PolyFrogs ideas? Want some Tadpoles content? How about an unlikely trio you think the world should know about? It's all welcome for this issue! Go forth and wreck havoc with #TripleTrouble!

To our contributors, thank you for your months of hard work to pull together another year of Zine, Please!! This zine would not be possible without your captivating stories and beautiful artwork. And to our readers, thank you for your months of patience and continuing to drum up hype to keep motivated.

With that being said, you can now read #TripleTrouble NOW at the link below! Again, thank you all oh-so much, and we hope to see you in the next one!

-- Zine, Please! Admin Team

🏒 🥧 READ VOLUME THREE HERE! 🥧 🏒

[mallahanmoxie]

What is this if not the ending? See me off with grace, and let it go Who are you now that you're all alone?

Ngozi Ukazu, Check Please! + Lizzy McAlpine, Force of Nature

[ronandhermy]

"Doors" by Noah Kahan

[montrealmadison]

"well, they were a pretty big deal. like, demolishing-all-of-junior-hockey's-stats kind of deal. like patenting the zimmermann-parson no-look one-timer kind of deal."

[eat-ants]

discussing kent parson’s sex life with some friends so i made this

[pimms-fest-2025]

Here are all the amazing fanworks created for Pimms Fest 2025: What Happens in Vegas! We're so happy and grateful we get to celebrate Jackparse with all of our amazing creators, and all of you who showed up for our creators with kudoses, likes and reblogs.

You can find all the fics on our AO3 collection, browse the tag or this list.

Happy holidays, everyone, don't forget to give these works some love🥳🙌♠️🏒

♠️ Departure by Louise Gluck art by @ronandhermy

♠️ forgotten that you’re godless podfic read by @djemsowhat | T, 48 minutes

♠️ you spin my head right round fic by @obligatorygeekery | E, 9.2k words

♠️ no wrongs, no right (only a winner and a loser) fic by @etaaquariids | T, 3.3k words

♠️ A Chip on One’s Shoulder fic by @kentparsonscowlick3 | M, 7.9k words

♠️ The Inevitable Disaster fic by @loveandallthat | 7k words

♠️ Vega(s) fic by @amandayetagain T, 2.2k words

♠️ The House Always Wins (except when I’m home) fic by bronx_bound/ @parsnip90 | T, 5.8k words

♠️ for better, for worse fic by finkpishnets/ @madroxed | T, 4.2k words

♠️ Something Blue Suede Shoes fic by Pinkerton/ @agrossunderstatement | T, 4.1k words

♠️ TIMELINE playlist by realog / @obligatorygeekery | 29 songs, 1.45 hrs

♠️ ace-high fic by hearteyesfordays / @distantdeadly | M, 3.9k

♠️ may the bridges i have burned light the way back home fic by laineymaid / @parsonandpurrson | E, 3.6k words

♠️Lately, There is No Way Out of My Head fic by runningwafers | E, 26.9k words

♠️ (getting closer to knowing) where i belong fic by IProtectKennyP/ @kennyvparse | G, 7.1k words

♠️ losing a life / gaining a home fic by SalazarTipton/ @softkent | G, 3.9k words

♠️ nadie sabe lo que va a pasar mañana fic by @queenofthestarrrswrites | 21.8 words + "then what do you want, zimms?” playlist for the fic

♠️ choke down the feeling fic by inlovewiththeirlove/ @lahallucinations | G, 2.2 words

♠️ and now it follows me every day fic by @etaaquariids | T, 4.9k words

♠️ The Disobedience That Holds Us Together fic by ix_tab / @mercy-misrule | E, 13.2k words

♠️ reunite (Jack’s version) playlist by @aristocrating | 11 songs

♠️ gambler’s prayer (Kent’s version) playlist by @aristocrating | 11 songs

♠️ there is a sadness in his eyes you only see in the exes of quebecois men art by @yaoimortician

♠️ check out at 12 fic by @yaoimortician | T, 2.9k words

♠️ so many roads to choose fic by @comingofspring | T, 34.2k words

♠️ the physics of falling (again) fic by swanswords/ @an-ungraceful-swan | T, 3.2k words

♠️ the boy with naivety succeeds fic by cyborgian | T, 7.2k words

♠️ had you given me the chance (to say i do) fic by be_brave13/ @djemsowhat | T, 27.8k words

♠️ springing up like daisies fic | T, 9.8k words

[rainybookshop]

The great thing about Jackparse is that Kent WOULD be delusional if Jack processed his feelings like a normal human being but alas!

Kent's just like, he's had me blocked for 6 years but I know he's still in love with me, and typically you'd just be like Yikes, but THEN Jack "I'm Being So Normal About Hockey" Zimmermann compares their relationship to fucking HOCKEY and then just. Never speaks of it again. While also calling Kent by his incredibly tender teenage nickname and immediately making out with him the second they're alone together.

And so you really have no choice but to accept that that wild bitch is right. He maybe deserves condolences for his taste in men but Kent Parson stays winning!