part-time soulmate

ay, ay, yo no puedo

[ra3theemo]

giggles

[lilyevnsart]

fall out boy logo headers!! like if u save :)

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Barão Geraldo

Campinas - Brasil

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Krabat: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (1978) dir. Karel Zeman

[thespamman24]

Having sex is a lot like riding a bicycle…

It’s best to use protection.

Once you learn how to do it, you never forget.

It rarely occurred in 14th century monasteries.

It’s difficult to do it while opening a jar of pickles.

You will probably use your legs.

It’s a fun activity for couples.

You can listen to Van Halen while you do it.

You will probably get sweaty.

It’s best not to do it on your dining room table.

Queen made a song about it.

You can do it casually or professionally.

The French are weirdly into it.

Voting ended onSep 8, 2024

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joe closeup cam!

(madison square garden 3/22/24)

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[kabigon143]

Oh goodness gracious

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[ryroupdates]

August 30, 2024

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Welcome Brazilians

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Genuinely if we get more Brazilians after twitter fumbled them this site will be better than it’s ever been pspspspsps

[josephtrohman]

thinking quite a lot about how fall out boy started when joe was 16 and now he’s 40

[geneticallyengineeredloser]

happy birthday joe

genuinely this man has probably saved my life and he makes me so happy ugh i love him

[dulcevenganzaa]

[abovetherainandroses]

tell me you like boys like me better

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[hanleialuke]

5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

[phrux]

Choked is not meant to be taken literally, an obstruction in the throat. It means they’re having difficultly speaking, they’re forcing the words out with difficulty. Often used when the character is convulsed in tears or laughter.

Hiss is a low, threatening whisper. Raw, guttural, vicious. It is NOT a literal hiss like an animal, it is a tone of voice that serves the same function. Someone will hiss that they’re going to cut your throat- a message from one person to the other.

Snarl is the same kind of thing. Not literal, it’s a tone of voice that serves the same function. It’s raw and gutteral like a hiss, but more savage than vicious. It’s loud, it’s showy, it’s intimidating. It’s very alpha male, big man, look at how fucking dangerous I am. I’ll take ALL of you on. Even if they’re snarling at one person in particular, nobody better back them up or they’re gonna get fucked up too.

Shriek. Come on, seriously? We’ve all heard people shriek either in fear or outrage. High pitched, loud, out of control, feminine. Men can shriek, but it’s funny and emasculating. Think angry italian women throwing pots and pans or ladies on tables who just saw a mouse.

Sneering is contempt whether it’s a facial expression or a tone of voice or both. There are a hundred different ways to sneer with your voice, but it all adds up to the same thing.

[carnivoredeer]

How descriptive words work 101

[susspirria]

Op radiating cinema sins energy with that list lol

[neopet-euthanization]

OP tagging this as “reasons they stop reading a book in ch 1” yet not grasping like the most basic form of figurative language is… something

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