it is illegal to be mean to me

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[susspirria]

If anyone wants to ask me things privately privately i have a tettrato

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[susspirria]

Chapters: 8/14 Fandom: Anne Rice's Talamasca: The Secret Order (TV 2025) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Guy Anatole/Jasper Characters: Guy Anatole, Jasper (Talamasca: The Secret Order) Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Jasper (Talamasca: The Secret Order), Omega Guy Anatole, Intersex Omegas, Training, Manipulation, Dom/sub, Manhandling, Possessive Behavior, Captivity, Extremely Dubious Consent, Punishment, Dominance, "i'll take care of you" (menacing), Jasper is a real bastard, Predator/Prey, Penis In Vagina Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Groping, Sheltered Guy Anatole, Gothic/Horror romance, Power Imbalance, Past Child Abuse, Human/Vampire Relationship, Gothic Heroine Guy Anatole, Blasphemy, Religious Guilt, takes place in virginia, Arranged Marriage, Non-Consensual Somnophilia, vampire typical murder and crimes, 1950s, 1960s, Inspired by Nosferatu (2024), Literary References & Allusions, Erotic Horror, pulpy 80s gothic, Gaslighting Summary:

Guy is supplanted from his life and forced into an arranged marriage with a rich, old money alpha in Virginia. His new husband is both everything he desires and everything he fears.

[yuniper]

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them

[fartcanx]

haha my favorite actor has led me to shitty movies I wouldn’t even go to inebriated

[decompose1]

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

[decompose1]

Hold on i should've been more specific.

First: THIS RECALL IS NOT STATE SPECIFIC. IT IS NATIONWIDE.

here are the specific products and dates:

FDA page on this:

Target Recalls Up & Up Fragrance Free and Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes Due to Potential Microbial Contamination

Target is voluntarily recalling Up & Up Fragrance Free and Up & Up Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes following customer complaints of produc

[dr-otter]

If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.

[fartcanx]

Ha silly goofy

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[lieutenantpepper]

my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney

[lennonmccartneyofficial]

My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

[jingo]

10 years later and Fallout 4's physics engine has aged like fine wine

[existentialghoulism]

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[itsaknife]

everywhere I look there’s some fucking doomposting but then Eric Bogosian comes around and says BITCH you’re gonna be HAPPY thank you Eric thank you I owe you with my life

[animentality]

[ind1estar]

Is it safe to say the uptick of “ex-fat activist” content on youtube is a symptom of the current wave of fascism or no

[fellahimedia]

The way people are so surprised and defensive to hear that Islamophobia is institutionalized in america..the same nation/colony that literally has a whole policing body, TSA, that is known to specifically profile muslims. The same nation that created watchlists and no fly lists of mostly muslims..the same nation that wiretapped, entrapped, imprisoned thousands of muslims post 9/11. The same nation that encouraged banks around the world to adopt algorithms that will randomly blacklist bank users with arabic names, the same nation that has warred and bombed countries with majority muslim demographics? This is surprising to some people. Okay