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Ever wanted to give someone a wedgie
“I’m not interested in any of your weird fetishes, thanks.”
remember when carol was kinda depressed so she fucked simon and never returned his calls
“Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps.”
Green Lantern OC | By Reg
“Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps.”
Green Lantern OC | By Reg
“Everyday I wake up knowing that no matter how many lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero, someone even more powerful could change everything.”
“All part of the job, right? Pretty sure you’re the one who normally gives the pep talks, Steve.”
“I’m glad you’re not one of those cops who rides a horse.”
“I’m not a cop, Clint.”
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 : Sentence Starters
“What happened to your face?”
“It’s filthy.”
“I was cleaning the chimney.”
“I’m coming with you.”
“We have no chimney.”
“I’ve seen the grid specs and I know how to reset the entire system.”
“_______, you’re not coming with me.”
“Sorry. I love you. Don’t hate me.”
“You need me!”
“I do some web designs.”
“It’s been 10 years.”
“Everyday I wake up knowing that no matter how many lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero, someone even more powerful could change everything.”
“No, I do the laundry.”
“I think it’s time I took care of my own dirty underwear.”
“No one washes a flag.”
“Last time you did it, you turned everything blue and red, so no.”
“All right, laundry sheriff.”
“Now I’m gonna take back what is rightfully mine.”
“I will be like a god to them.”
“A god named Sparkles?”
“Did your “traffic jam” have anything to do with, I don’t know, being shot at by machine guns?“
"You want me to come down there so you can kill me?”
“On behalf of the fine people of New York and real rhinos everywhere, I ask you to put your mechanized paws in the air!”
“No, (s)he’s doing… whatever it is (s)he does.”
“You wanted to be the hero.”
“And now you gotta pay the price!”
“You wanna know how powerful I am?”
“I’m gonna kill the light.”
“Everyone has a part of themselves they hide. Even from the people they love most.”
“I like to think _______ gives people hope.”
“But I love _______ more.”
“I thought we were already friends.”
“Then let’s go catch a spider.”
“You’re gonna wanna see this.”
“I had a friend once. It didn’t work out.”
“_______ had you under surveillance.”
“Isn’t that the question of the day?”
“There really is no place like home.”
“Not everyone has a happy ending.”
“YOU LIED TO ME!”
“I’m trying to help you!”
“Let ME help you!”
“That must be a good feeling.”
“These look pretty important, _______.”
“Hey, you’re not a nobody.”
“We have plans for you, _______.”
“I made a choice; this is my path.”
“We LITERALLY can change the world!”
“Nothing is what I thought it was.”
“I just wanted everybody to see me.”
“I should kill you.”
“I’m gonna get you out of here, alright.”
“I’m not the one you want.”
“I want to make you a deal.”
“You want _______ and I can give him/her to you.”
“You were my friend and you BETRAYED ME!”
“You don’t give people hope.”
“I’m gonna take away yours.”
“_______ what did you do?”
“What you made me do.”
“Did you get my message?”
“I’ll tell you what it says. Says, "I love you.” Because I love you.“
"They got, uh, Jack the Ripper.”
“What? They haven’t caught Jack the Ripper yet. You didn’t know that?”
“This is most cliched hiding place you could’ve chosen.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t take us to the Bahamas of hiding places.”
“You’re wrong about us being on different paths.”
“It’s like seeing a ghost.”
“Now there’s nothing to distract from your unibrow.”
“You still blow-dry your hair every morning?”
“I didn’t get love vibes.”
“That’s actually kind of what it’s like to love you.”
“How the tables have turned.”
“How dare you come back in here?”
“You recalcitrant, unworthy, defective, urchin freak(s)!”
“Oh, God, sorry. That’s just not the answer we were looking for.”
“Right as rain.”
“Okay, so, Fairy Godmother, it is time to grant me a wish.”
“You’re throwing his/her stuff away?”
“You mean people are pissed off because (s)he tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards.”
“Gives me a little extra in the cookie jar.”
“If it was 1961, he pays me a fair wage.”
“Yeah, I don’t do complicated.”
“Everything’s always complicated with _______.”
“I thought you two had broken up.”
“I’m glad you’re not one of those cops who rides a horse.”
“People will say I am a monster for what I’ve done. And maybe they’re right.”
“You are experimenting on people in there.”
“You are not going to bury me, too.”
“The difference is, no one is going to miss you.”
“Dude. Nice arm.”
“It’s just all in the wrist, buddy.”
“Speaking of progress, you’re looking better.”
“It comes and goes.”
“I hate this song!”
“You have such potential, _______.”
“Such fierce intelligence, and you’re throwing it all away.”
“On my 16th birthday, you sent me Scotch. Or one of your assistants did.”
“I don’t expect forgiveness from you anymore.”
“Maybe you can succeed where I failed.”
“I never told you that it’s genetic. Our disease.”
“It’s my birthday.”
“Now it’s time for me to light my candles.”
“I’m so naked in here.”
“It’s not my fault.”
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hvmnds replied to your post: SO. i’ve been…. working on it.
me smug ‘cause i know >:)
of2814 replied to your post “SO. i’ve been…. working on it.”
YOU CAN'T LEAVE US ON A CLIFFHANGER LIKE THIS
soon.
SO. i’ve been.... working on it.
i do plan on making a GL oc at some point i just dunno what angle to take with it
carol
lackspraise:
♙ HIS FROWN is clear as she speaks, eye - line on her when she does. it was frustrating to have spider - man’s word his only GRACE these days. he hadn’t helped matters sure, but his father had hampered much of his life. hampered having proper relationships within the superhero community and out. he sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose ‘fore waving his hand. ❝ i’m WELL AWARE, danvers. i’ve been brought in before even when i had nothing to explain. this time i’m serious when i try to get you ahead in DEALING with norman ; or at least all i know thus far. ❞ he murmurs, reaching into his pocket to brandish a usb within hand.
“Your... efforts are recognized, for what that’s worth.” Couldn’t imagine what the hell it was like growing up with a super villain for a father... but then again, in a way maybe she DID. “Look, kid-” He wasn’t a kid, but she certainly felt old enough to call him one. “- I get where you’re at here. We appreciate any help you offer, it’s just standard procedure these days to be cautious.” She reaches out and takes the drive in hand. “I’ll have Iron Man look it over.”
omegauxas:
“Humorous.” Is what the stone faced, unmoved, unamused New God says with a thick air of sarcasm. “Such indomitable will in the face of adversity, you remind me of that Green Lantern.” Which one in the regard he was talking about was questionable, but in his mind given her brand of humor in the face of possible death he was going to say one of the two lesser sensible ones.
Still, Darkseid advances– to the left away from this conflict, it was beneath him. His arms move to carelessly fold behind his back, feet no longer touching the ground, and nose upturned about having to be on this disgusting rock for a fragment of any kind. Not to mention facing opposition in his purpose here. He makes no advance in attack however, more towards the fragment which seemed to be on the move– Perhaps it was within a mortal. He could not allow for it to escape.
“Consider yourself lucky that you are not my quarry on this day, Captain.”
“Thanks, what an honor.” She throws back, equally sarcastic. And just what the hell was a ‘Green Lantern’ anyway? Sounded like something you’d buy at a novelty shop, superhero names got weirder all the time. Wait, was he-
Oh, HELL no! He was NOT just going to float on away from her! Quickly she took flight after him. “Hold on there ugly, I’m not finished with you-”
greenringed:
“sure, accept help from a random space lady, why not. i’ve done weirder.” he constructs another mecha robot, socking a punch right to his foe.
“Thanks.” And take a crack she did, her fist to the alien’s FACE that is. Man that was always satisfying, and it noticeably staggered them too. “That all he got? I was almost hoping for some kinda challenge.”