PARTNER FORTUNES

otherworldly advice for worldly problems. consult the oracles now.

[partner-fortunes]

hello old friends, i’ve come to an ends here again :) recently i’ve been what seemed like lucky and abruptly unlucky in love. i’m also lost academically and professionally and i hope i can get a bit of light to guide me ♡

WELCOME BACK, DEAR ONE. 

REMINDERS: 

1) LOVE IS ALWAYS LUCKY, EVEN WHEN IT STINGS. SO DOES ANTISEPTIC.

2) LIGHT IS ALWAYS THERE. LOOK UP. THE SUN. THE STARS. THE STREETLAMP OUTSIDE THE WINDOW. LIGHT, ALWAYS. REMEMBER IT IS WITH YOU. BREATHE. SMILE. YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT. 

3) IN ACADEMIC PURSUITS, REMEMBER TO LOVE LEARNING MORE THAN YOU LOVE GRADES. 

4) IN PROFESSIONAL PURSUITS, REMEMBER TO LOVE WHAT YOU DO MORE THAN YOU LOVE WHAT YOU OWN.

LOVE AND LIGHT AND LIGHT AND LIGHT TO YOU, OLD FRIEND. AND GOOD LUCK, AS ALWAYS. 

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I'm in love with someone so severely emotionally damaged he doesn't know how to feel anything, how can I be his best friend without destroying myself because I know I'll never be the love of his life?

IT IS NOT YOUR BURDEN TO FEEL WHERE HE BELIEVES HE CAN’T. LOVE HIM AS YOU WILL, BUT BE NOT AFRAID TO DISTANCE YOURSELF TO STAY SAFE. 

WE GIVE LOVE AWAY, BUT THE WELL OF IT INSIDE OF US IS ENDLESS. YOU WILL NOT, CANNOT RUN OUT. 

LOVE HIM, BUT KNOW THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LOVE ONLY HIM, ESPECIALLY IF HE WON’T RETURN THE FAVOR. JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL DOESN’T MEAN IT’S YOUR JOB TO TEACH HIM. ONE MUST TEACH LOVE TO THEMSELF. 

LASTLY, DO NOT WAIT FOR SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT REMEMBER THAT YOU DESERVE TO BE GIVEN LOVE, TOO—AND NEVER FORGET THAT YOU DESERVE TO BE GIVEN LOVE, TOO. 

GOOD LUCK, CHILD OF THE ENDLESS WELL. 

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will this love last? Is he being truthful to my heart?

love always lasts, in some form or another. sometimes it will transform into something else, but there will always be remains of what you’ve loved buried within you.

as for the second question, if you think that someone is lying then there’s a decent chance they are. be genuine and allow yourself to ask the messy, awkward questions that hurt when they come off your tongue. at least it will be said.

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what makes you happy?

for me? the moon. the night. time alone knowing that the world will be safe and kind to those i love even when i am not there. as a wise friend of mine once said, the river of life will not let you drown. rest.

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please remember to replace your tree bones regularly sometimes you get a little too rough and they snap it's fine though! just go outside a pick up another cool twig! be gentle at first or you'll spook your new bones!

WISE ADVICE; TAKE NOTE, TRAVELLERS.

AS FOR YOU, TRY TO FIND YOURSELF A NICE SPOT IN THE SUN TO SIT FOR A WHILE, SHE MISSES YOU HORRIBLY (ALTHOUGH YOU MIGHT ALSO BE ADVISED TO BRING ALONG A COLD DRINK AND AN OLD BOOK FOR COMPANY).

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how do I please them

WHO CARES ABOUT THEM? PLEASE YOURSELF.

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I don't have any bones they're just sticks I found in the woods

tree bones. they will work.

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Be your own favorite cryptid

don’t have to tell me twice!

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I had a dream where I was dating three other people at once and they all loved me and we were in a healthy relationship and like wow I wish

dreams are just that: dreams. it’s your mind preparing you for the trillions of possibilities and choices throughout your life. there is no harm in pursuing such a relationship, but obviously, be careful. dreams are romantic in nature and may skew your view on what is likely to happen. tread carefully. 

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It's now mandatory for every best man at weddings to wield swords they must duel whomever objects

who are you to make it so? 

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I'm losing someone I love dearly and hold so close to my heart to drugs, I feel like I'm losing myself along with him, I can't save him and I don't know how to save myself

listen to the song Natalya from Preludes. you can jump into the hole with him but you cannot get him out. all you can do is be empathetic and unafraid, and hold his hand as long as you are able. 

don’t do drugs, kids

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The universe brought us back together. ♒♐

as it tends to do

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I feel my love for the woman i used to be crazy in love for is fading away. After all these years of fighting for our love just doesnt feel the same. Theres this girl ive met nothing serious but i want to continue knowing her. Idk what to do.

tell the woman you love that you feel this way, and just talk to her about it. the rush of a new relationship can be exciting and a fresh start is tempting to many, but think carefully before you abandon years of work and dedication. being open about your feelings is essential to every relationship you’ll ever have, so just remember this going forward. 

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may I have a fortune? life has been pretty unkind to me and my friends lately, it's really hard to have hope anymore

hope is essential. even in the darkest days, holding on to at least just a sliver of it will always bring you good things. hold onto the things that ground you. be compassionate and empathetic and full of love even when you don’t have to be. even when it’s hard to. life will balance itself out and soon there will be days that are so filled with joy you won’t know what to do with all of it. just hold on.

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can I please get a fortune <3

collect everything you find. there’s no such thing as too many comfort items. buy a baguette. make sure your windows are shut. correct yourself when you know you are wrong. apologizing is far easier than it seems.

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I WILL fight you and I WILL lose

probably. we are very strong and have sharp teeth.

also swords.

[partner-fortunes]

hello. amidst exams, the ends of some things, and beginning of others, i’ve come to feel like dante before he went on the journey through the inferno. i’m being asked to choose between two things, and i have no inkling of what to do. i’m struggling with my weight, have been for as long as i can remember, and i want to know if the effort will ever get me anywhere. last, i want to know of love, which may come into my life unexpected. will it anytime soon? Thank you friends 🖤

love is already within you. it always has been. putting effort into anything will always get you somewhere, just not always where you expect. and choices are difficult, and there is usually not a “right choice” and a “wrong choice.” either way, the universe will be gentle and align itself to your wishes.

dante went through hell because he needed to change. he learned about himself and grew and found his way in the world above. struggling is a universal experience. if you’re going through hell, keep going.