fetch the bolt cutters

ellie | she/her | 27

[stealingpotatoes]

Let’s face it if Luke and Leia did switch places by the time of a new hope Leia would have already have killed Jabba the Hutt and running tatooine.

oh i 100% agree

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[aimless-adventurer]

[queenklu]

Hey so listen. I’ve only played Witcher 3 and watched the Witcher show, I know the canon is that Geralt just keeps getting brown horses and calling them all Roach BUT

it would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNY….if Roach has been the same horse for like…..fifty years…..and Geralt doesn’t notice his horse is magic, because how long do horses live? 100? This is Fine. Horses, he’s found, are surprisingly sturdy. One time a catastrophic storm sank Geralt’s ship and drowned literally everyone on board but Roach was found chilling on shore, a-okay. 

Jaskier: So I didn’t want to bring this up at first, because I didn’t want you to think I wasn’t cool with your magic horse–

Geralt: My What. 

[queenklu]

Jaskier: –like how did you tame it? Did you raise it from an egg or something? It seems like most magic horses eat people–or, sorry, do you taste bad as a Witcher? Roach has never tried to take a nibble out of me–

Geralt: Jaskier. This is a normal horse.

Jaskier, who has seen this horse appear on rooftops, in the middle of lava fields, refusing to swim but two seconds later showing up on the other side of a lake, and one time doing this for half an hour:

Jaskier: What Do You Mean

[cipheramnesia]

Jaskier, a completely ordinary human person who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life and Roach, a completely ordinary brown horse who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life just look back and forth at each other like “bitch, I won’t bring it up if you don’t” and that’s the end of it.

[theterrorpinup]

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[sirnoblesquid]

She does, in fact, bite

Bonus: It was also later noted that, after the curtains in Arthur’s chambers mysteriously caught on fire, she apparently breathes fire too

[richter-kale]

fellas is it gay to memorise your best friends heartbeat so that you always know how he's feeling and where to find him?

[melonnabar]

Superbat commission

[transmissionsfromcody]

”she was my friend.”

[transmissionsfromcody]

*cries*

[cyrus-thenotsogreat]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

[fieldsofbone]

I always felt I deserved more. So I went to sea, aged 12, and I began to build myself a great, gilded life that didn't humiliate me to live. So all of those stories that you would have my biographer tally as courage... it's all vanity. Always has been. And we are at the end of vanity.

Then you are free.

[bird-prince-art]

I think Obi-Wan should have been Ahsoka’s master, and Anakin is totally normal about it.

[dadforplaid]

goodsir de frog collection

[stealingpotatoes]

Do you think Luke knew he was descended from slaves? Do you think he even knew about his grandmother Shmi at all?

i think it would've been pretty hard to avoid/hide, especially given shmi's grave being at the farm. the more fun question is does leia know

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[brainyraccoons]

would you like to feel like a Medici & sponsor a poor artist? well, then I have just the right thing for you!

FLASH COMMISSIONS IN EXCHANGE FOR GOODS

⛵️ £15 for a chibi - sponsor a sailing smock!

📚 £25 for screenshot redraws - sponsor a bookcase!

will draw any age of sail character, including (but not limited to!) The Terror, Hornblower, Pirates of the Caribbean, Master & Commander, and the Heroic Age of Antarctic Exploration ❄️

please DM to book! 💖

[imayooshi]

Research trip medical bill

Once again bringing out the ol' 50% off research discount!

With another research trip incoming that means another major medical bill! Help me pay for four weeks of medication so I can work and enjoy myself and get the most mileage out of this trip to the Scott Polar Research Institute again!

And that's not all, I'm bringing back sketch pages again until the end of May for £25 a page!

Use code RESEARCH for 50% off ALL commissions now!

[zimriya]

Igneous by zimriya

[stealingpotatoes]

tfw you find out your peaceful jedi boyfriend uses slurs

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[lil-ace-of-spades]

tfw when it turns out you were the one using the slur all along

Thanks to @rebel-hunk-enjoyer for inspiring this reply <3

[stealingpotatoes]

im learning things alongside din tonight