Party Cat One-Liners

The many one-liners and more from Team Party Cat My main blog is http://flowerchylde.tumblr.com

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what's up buttercups?

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Marissa: "No one else really likes what I listen to, I listen to so much metal."

Lauren: "I listen to so much indie shit."

Cadence: "I listen to everything, I like everything."

Lauren: "That would be because you're bisexual."

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"I was expecting a person and all I got was a robot."

~ the trials of ordering a pizza by Lauren

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"just some casual bird-flapping before registration."

~ Lauren playing flappy-bird before we register for next semester's classes

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*lauren puts pillow over cadence and her laptop*

"Look, I made Cadence a tent. Things were getting… in-tents."

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"I'm really committed to sounding like Bo Burnham."

~Lauren

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*TeamPartyCat watches New Moon "ironically"*

"frolic through the flowers with our vampire powers"

~ Lauren, unintentionally rhyming

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*TeamPartyCat watches New Moon "ironically"*

Lauren: "Take it offfff"

Cadence: "Oh, it's off."

Lauren: "Not off enough."

~ During the scene in which Bella confronts shirtless, newly-minted werewolf Jacob

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"Check out my big jugs"

~Lauren, while holding two gallons of tea cooler

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"Not everything is Supernatural, Hannibal."

~ Andrew legit accidentally calling himself Hannibal

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"Did you dye your hair???!!!! You emo bitch."

~ Lauren's reaction to Cadence's new black hair

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"We're moving towards marah-wizing wanah"

~ a completely sober Lauren

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casual roleplay happened?

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fix this pink monstrosity

psssttt

go look at it now

is it better

is it

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*Lauren sticks her leg out in front of Cadence*

*Cadence leans down and hugs it*

Cadence: "I don't know what that was."

Lauren: "A leg cuddle. It happens between friends."

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Alicen:"I don't know, he is a brony…"

Lauren: "So what, that doesn't affect his dick!"

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"But I don't wanna die a virgin!"

~ Lauren, during the very serious/emotional moment when Cinna says goodbye to Katniss right before the The Hunger Games begin