glirdsong bitterball

hi i am elizabeth and also beth if you like that instead. i am almost 25 y o and i am a penisboat. spoiler: this blog is really terrible and unfunny and im not sorry about it hahahah SUCKERS.............RIP BLOG........TEAR heres my shitty taglist about me important things to know der der der beef

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man what if i dual-shitposted

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i might turn this one into an art blog hhaha or just a non-personal blog but yeah rip tumblr account partyinfrontofpenisrocket //salutes//

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im trying to go to sleep cos ive got a Big Day tommorow (birthday meal food shopping, socialisation which i havent done in a million years and im sure im just going to jabber like a parrot and awkwardly shit myself aaaaa) but i cant stop laughing about the fact that there was a really popular band called Hoobastank what kind of fucking name is that

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by zain

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oh fuck i still haven't played okami yet

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no fuck it im playing video games i havent done that in ages

mainly cos i finished sonic colours and playing as super sonic in some levels wasn't anything like the "you get to play an extra level and get the good ending" it used to be 

it was on the ds one why not on the wii??? >:c 

i suppose i could play a pokemon wii game are there any good ones apart from stupid commentator aka pokemon collesium

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having a friend sleep over when you were 10: omfg lets stay up until 4 am and prank call people and watch movies and gossip about everyone from our school and go on a sugar high omfg we're so cool

having a friend sleep over when you're 18: shut the fuck up cunt i'm trying to sleep if i hear you breathe one more time i will fucking end your existence seriously do you want to fucking sleep outside

having a friend sleep over when you're 22: omfg lets stay up until 4 am and prank call people and watch movies and gossip about everyone from our school and go on a sugar high omfg we're so cool

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man i love the scroll button on a mouse it helps me get away quicker from my failed attempts to be funny

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Via Walmazan.

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buggerygrips replied to your post: buggerygrips replied to your post: oh right i just...

ew @ tumblr not letting me reply with a photo. not that i could beat that one but WHATEVER

it was either that or 

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buggerygrips replied to your post: oh right i just needed to eat something whoops...

u idiot

how dare you i just had a debilitating depressive slump u ABLEIST 

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oh right i just needed to eat something whoops 

same as usuallllllllllll //jazz hands//

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“I was hiding under your porch because I love you.”

BEST CHARACTER EVER

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bass guitar and guitar going rusty in the cupboard and my keyboard getting dusty and a box of art supplies downstairs and an envelope full of black and purple wooden beads and string 

like depression is an awful thing i guess i dont know why people idolise or glamourise depression like ive just lost about half a decade to it  

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buggerygrips replied to your post: buggerygrips replied to your post: buggerygrips...

nah i found out it about two days ago, apparently it works fine with the updates and wont do things like stop asks from being published which is what missing e does?? idk I AM FICKLE I JUMPED SHIP

aw man i wanted to completely jump ship but the maker of missing e has just posted about how hes going through a divorce

of course im always mildly skeptical just cos of Circumstances but even so im going to keep missing e on but maybe deactivate it for the time being like he says 

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