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@partyonmania
charlalbr:
“yeeeees, lookin’ good! nah, i know artemis and nemesis turned younger, and they were like early teens. terp is young too! ooh, you should have a fake name so people can’t trace back to you.”
“true, but they have always kept a rather young appearance so it doesn’t come as a shock.” mania thought about it for a second, “may or nia?”
charlalbr:
“that’s such a good idea! i’m totally gonna do that,” she gasped and placed her hands on her cheeks. “you should do it with me! that’ll be hilarious.”
“oooo, okay. just give me a sec.”
“is this okay or sound i get a different appearance? will it be weird having a goddess look this young?”
charlalbr:
mania? i’ve heard of you. honestly, you’re goals. i don’t know what they did to me. i guess they made me younger? since they aren’t strong enough to bring me to the future.
“thanks, i love it when people want to be me. i haven’t been young in like, thousands of years. it sounds like fun. you should just fuck shit up and when you get back to your regular age pretend like you didn’t know the consequences because you were young.”
“honestly, i want to do that.”
charlalbr:
“fuuck. then i have no idea what happened to me. can you help me at all? i can tell you know your shit. are you a councilor or something? —i’m charla, by the way.”
“counselor? counselor?! please. no. never. my best friend ria literally does counseling here, though.”
“oh, charla! i know you, i think. it’s mania. did the spirits make you look even more like a child than you already do?”
charlalbr:
charla was home but she knew something was off about the camp she was currently in. everything looked nicer. the technology around camp wasn’t buggy and the training grounds were definitely upgraded. there was only one explanation that made sense to her. “i’ve come to the conclusion that a magical spirit has taken me to the future.”
mania was on her way to the big house after teleporting herself to the entrance at camp. while she could’ve gone straight to chiron, mania wasn’t some kind of savage. she had manners. on her way, she spotted the tiniest mortal she had ever seen. “magical spirits have very limited power. time travel is a no-go.”
You know, the more I come to visit Ria, the more I realize this place isn’t really that bad. I mean, it’s nice and cozy right now since — Okay, no. This camp is disgusting. I’ve tried understanding why Ria likes it but I just can’t. I mean, I definitely get why she’s here. With the kidnappings, the almost dying, going on dangerous quests and hormones, I get why everyone needs a little therapy. But I don’t deserve having my friend so far away from me just because half-bloods can’t deal with things themselves.
Miss Mania, I know we might seem annoying to you but try sugarcoating so words don’t seem quite as harsh… Anyway, thanks. I’ll try to remember that advice. So, uh, when will Ria be back in? Not that you’re not… decent and all.
Hm. I’m slightly insulted but i’ll let it slide. Are you the one that was dead for eighty years? Ria should be back in a few days. I hope I’ll be by the beginning of next week. I don’t really want to hear about everyone’s weekend.
Aren’t you basically immortal? Why is there a time limit on these sessions? It’s not like you have to rush to live your life to the fullest or anything. Ria is so much better at the counseling thing than you, no offense. And hey, it’s not like I want to be here. It was just “highly recommended”, after the quests.
See, the thing is, I’m usually off doing better things but Ria is my bro and had something to take care of. You’re not the only one having a session today. Gods, I swear, it’s like none of you bother to think at all. If you’re not going to appreciate the fact that I bothered to show up and kind of tried, get out before I turn your brain into mush. For our next session, bring offerings and a three page apology.
What, am I supposed to figure out how to not be stupid on my own? I wasn’t even aware that that was the problem. How am I supposed to figure out how to stop?
You just stop doing what you normally do since that none of it seems to have worked out so far...And drink more tequila. For some reason, everyone think alcohol makes you do idiotic things, but it reveals what the soul wants once you’re feeling like shit and throwing up into the toilet. Once good ol’ tequila has reveled to you the secrets of life, you do what you have to do and be happy. If the thing you think is going to make you happy complicates life even more, then it was never going to truly make you happy and it’s better to drop it sooner in life. Move on to better things. Aren’t you part Athena? Figure this shit out on your own, geez.
…….No offense, but Ria way better at this advice stuff.
No offense, but you’re an ugly half human so no one cares about your opinion.
DI, LET ME IN I’LL THROW YOU A FESTIVAL RIGHT HERE AT CAMP WE CAN GET THE OLD PARTY CREW BACK TOGETHER. I CAN’T DO THIS. ONE OF THEM CRIED, DIONYSUS. CRIED.
But unless I’m “stupid” how am I supposed to learn?
If you’re not stupid you won’t have to learn from anything because you’ll already know. Wow, I don’t know how Ria deals with all of you.
So, that kid just left looking like they were maybe going to cry. Are you sure you’ve got this? Don’t need any… extra help? Maybe I could take a shift for you, or something.
Why would I need help? Are you trying to say I’m not good at this? Do you think a mortal like you will do a better job than me? For your information, they’re crying because they really let it all out, which is the point of all of this. Now, if you don’t leave my sight within the next five seconds, I will deteriorate your brain.
Are you crying? Are those tears? Ew. EW. That is disgusting please get out. Grab a margarita on the way out, you’ll feel better.
Listen, it’s been so much fun hearing you go on and on about your problems, but our time is pretty much up. The best advice I can give you is to stop being stupid and then maybe your life will stop being so “complicated.”
In fact she did. Tooth Fairy too. Of course not anymore now that I realize the concept of all of them is kind of bizarre.
Why would your mother lie to you about such creepy conpects? Does she not love you?
Unfortunately not. I’m one of the many children of Hermes. You don’t really look old enough to be my Mother anyways.
Oh, Hermes.
I don't really see the resemblance. That's unfortunate. He's really cute. You also don't seem to be as fun as he is. Of couse I don't. I'm a goddess. I will never look old enough to be a mother. Besides, kids are gross. I've never had a half-blood.
