she knows the ritual, she gets results

Jessie

[devotioncrater]

[starspangledsteeve]

"nobody's ever noticed before. they just think i'm thoughtful"

[officialpenisenvy]

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Straight people have access to an extra celebrity called “jelly roll” that the lgbtq can’t perceive

[diosapate]

[angelicdewdrop]

[hungwy]

Simple but interesting network name. Pleasing to the mind and spirit

[wizardarchetypes]

i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

[toddsolondz]

me: oh man the weather is so nice lately

that one friend who was beat to death and came back wrong: do you guys remember when i got beat to death and then they brought me back wrong

me: yeah dude

that one friend who was beat to death and came back wrong: and no one avenged me

me: yeah we remember

[ampersand-amplified]

ouch ouch ouch ouch guys stop hitting mee

[redlipstickresurrected]

Peter Brown aka Peter Edward Mackenzie Brown aka Pete the Street (British, b. 1957, Reading, England, based Bath, England) - Bedroom, Paintings: Oil on Canvas

[responsibilitychan]

wgatever .

[parvi-florum]

hey btw i've spent over $2000 on getting licensure for my doctoral level medical job so far. if u ever wonder why medical professionals are so unempathic, consider how much our current system of education gatekeeps these careers from poor ppl

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

My modest collection of vintage cowboy imagery is growing.

[fairycosmos]

your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

[parvi-florum]

The second you accept that bald men are hot actually, your life will get better

[morethanonepage]

anthropomorphizing with mama