Noita freak, Monster Hunter-er, Dark Souls npc

and whatever anime I'm currently obsessed with

[mysterycat-official]

What the fuck

[mysterycat-official]

[blemgoid]

grey alien lands in front of me and projects a series of glyphs obviously intended to represent the prime numbers, i jam my snub nose revolver into its neck and pull the trigger

[bat-galactic]

Flying into a save station from above during a free exploration segment

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[kosmogrl]

I know I’ll get through it because I’ve gotten through everything that’s happened to me so far

[javascript-official]

[swagophile]

they led me to water and i drank it no problem. i had a ton of water, even. wasnt an idsue. i think horses are just dumb

[sukinapan]

collab with my friend Elias Daler, who codes on real PS1 :3

we'll be working on some cool stuff together ੈ✩‧₊˚

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[miquellakind]

i have contacted my kindest associates and they are closing in on your location quickly

[princessdraconic]

has a few bad days in a row: for once in my life i would like to not feel like im bad software running on failing hardware fucking please

recovers even a little: im basically a demigod

[maidthings]

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

[ami-fs]

[doinkydude]

mmm yummers

[ronununu]

[targetedknowledge]

[bugdoodlez]

Get noita’d

[prokopetz]

Soulslike boss fight that riffs on the Black Knight sketch from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail where every time you hit a new phase you hack off a limb, and somehow it just keeps getting harder. Most guides recommend cheesing burst DPS to skip the hopping-on-one-leg phase because it's just plain unfair.

[pashagohooooonk]

Cutting off limbs simply limits the volume of the container but doesn't decrease the overall amount of evil in the subject; in this universe particularly evil spirits are made by distilling evil into the smallest possible flesh container.

Naturally this means the final boss is a strong-as-fuck evil baby, or perhaps a very evil microbe weilding a black knight greatsword.