Passable Grace and Bullshit

I've been here too long and have no plans of leaving now.

[heylena]

Crowley (drunk on a bar): sometimes I can't believe myself. I mean, I slithered here from Eden just to what? Hide outside his damned door?

Hozier (taking notes): tell me more...

[technicallyonappletreeduty]

Crowley, after his 5th drink: and sometimes I just want to kiss him, like- like, you know, humans. Real humans. Like people. It that too much too ask?

Hozier, already filling his second note book: No, no, go on

[leepala]

Crowley, now sitting on the floor: Just... there's no plan. He won't listen, though. No hands on those reins, just. Fuckery of the world, y'know?

Hozier: I need another fucking pen this one ran out

[parkchanwoohoo]

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Who the fuck is Jon Sims

[hundredthdejavu]

my poison ivy hot take is i actually think she would be some kind of weird carnivore rather than a vegetarian because she only really has empathy for plants and sees most people as meat sacks i think she would eat people is what i'm saying. what i'm saying is they should let her do sexy lesbian cannibalism

[luthwhore]

op i have some excellent news for you

[archipelagoofliterarynonsense]

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

[pikadxrat]

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

[teathattast]

get creatured idiot

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

[laika-the-bitch]

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

[laika-the-bitch]

scale as in „to climb“ comes from the latin scala, for ladder.

scale as in the measuring device comes from the old norse skal, for a drinking vessel sometimes used as a weighing device

scale as in the dermal plating on the skin of some fish and reptiles comes from the old french escale, for shell or husk.

[lolotehe]

Three languages enter, one language leaves.

[drchucktingle]

LETS TROT

[alphagodith]

a collection of motivational insights regarding content creation and creative hobbies

and of course the classic

[shadowen]

I’ve shared this story before, but some of the best advice I’ve ever gotten was from a writing professor who said, “The thing that makes your work interesting isn’t the stuff you’re good at, it’s the stuff you struggle with. Because you’ll either focus on improving those skills until you’re really good or you’ll figure out how to work around it in really cool ways.”

[srvphm]

there should be plushies of the strange but endearing creatures that live in medieval texts margins

[medievalthymes]

HE!!!!

[devilmns]

character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character

[devilmns]

“x wouldn’t listen to this” yeah no shit this is for when i want to listen to my shitty songs and think about my favorite little characters

[beggars-opera]

I’m sorry but no modern comedy will ever top this

x

[dduane]

Watching them start losing it is half the joy.

[megafaunatic]

thanks a bunch, my crepuscular queen

[immortalgodlessanimal]

Ok I’m really curious

What do you guys call this

Puppy cone

Puppy cup

Kitty cone

Kitty cup

Fluffy cup

Fluffy cone

Bunny cup

Bunny cone

Something else????? (Tags)

Voting ended onJul 4, 2023

[lastvalyrian]

One important thing that you should do as a queer person is to find another queer person whose brain works just like yours (romantically or not) and then adopt a cat together and then finally steal that fucking Pikachu and make it big

[nbmudkip]

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

[theknightswhotilrecentlysaidnee]

Every line in this video is iconic

[rootbeergoddess]

I would watch this drama 

[kdramastuff]

[drst]

A question for the ages.