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hello friends i am lore they/them find me on ao3 @etymologyplayground yes spoilers!

[megafaunatic]

gay people on the bus

[organicmatter]

guys i just found out about this site that does a daily guessing game, it’s phylogenetic wordle- so fun!!!

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[shithowdy]

it's 1pm at the marsh! come on down, we've got

𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹𝓈!!!

[dogpuppy]

[molags-balls]

big things happening in england

[apricops]

sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant

[paper-mario-wiki]

seeing shockingly few people understand this very basic idea so i made this flowchart to help you determine when and if it's okay to shapeshift into another person.

VERY SIMPLY STUFF PEOPLE!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU KEEP FORGETTING!!!

[ellienamored]

okay but what if im doing a bit. just so i can be like "oooo look at me i'm so-and-soooo" and make fun of them. if it's really funny. it wouldnt work without the shapeshifting i swear

[paper-mario-wiki]

people use this as an excuse way too often!!!!!!

for people with static bodies, you have to understand how personal their facade is to their identity, and how traumatizing it can be for them to be stolen from them, even as a "joke".

[bardboys]

genuinely cannot believe the attitude some shapeshifters here have towards static beings... like. you're mad at us for saying you shouldn't shift into someone without asking first?? be fucking for real right now. if you shift into a real person you literally take a piece of their consciousness in your own to be able to channel their visage. it's incredibly fucking disorienting to have a literal piece of you ripped away from your consciousness for g-d knows how long for someone else to play a silly prank (not to mention how fucking awful it is to have your visage used for something you would never do) and if too many people shift into you at once it can have incredibly damaging repercussions!! like literally ripping your soul from your body and killing your physical form. thats literally what happened to elvis. so many people started impersonating him and it fucking killed him. if any of the shifters on this site ever actually did any research on static people they would know this but they don't care because static pain is only a big funny joke to them 🙄

[paper-mario-wiki]

THANK YOU. i try not to speak for statties too often (im not sure if i can say that word but "static beings" is kind of a mouthful, plz lemme know if thats not ok), but so many people literally act like you didn't see the heartbreaking footage of Elvis pushing through his final show while his soul escaped his body!! as if it isn't compulsive in the American school system to watch that footage in grade 8!!!

and most people just FORGAVE john lennon for straight up SOLICITING SHIFTERS IN HIS AUDIENCE TO TAKE ON THE FORM OF ELVIS WHILE HE WAS ALSO PERFORMING A CONCERT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AT THE SAME TIME AS HIM. i mean, he was shot about it eventually but nowadays people talk about him like he didnt basically kill a man live on stage.

it's fucking gross honestly and not enough people take this shit seriously.

[ospreyonthemoon]

Hey, quick question. What do you mean "or place"???

Are you like, shapeshifting into the titanic or something? The leaning tower of piza?

[paper-mario-wiki]

it's not my job to educate you.

[sfemonster]

A parade of empty beasts. Art from a zine i made called moon chase ♥︎

[ot3]

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

[soundoftheirwings]

Shouted about this in the chat already but I’m standing next to Jack with a Very Heavy Hammer engraved with “misogyny and comphet kills” on one side and “anyways. SMASH!!!!” on the other

[minotauri]

ocean sounds for those of you who need it

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[izzetheking]

So you don't care about leafs/berrys no more?... Lol..

ok when did i say that

[boo-kei]

Niall Kennedy (charmed by Alby Safadi) ↳ Half Man "Episode Six"

[bothpalms]

Baba's domain 🐈 Collab with @ceeejus 🌟

[ceeejus]

🐈‍⬛

[vinegarss]

really enjoying this demonstratory gif from today's featured wikipedia article

[heinousmind]

I feel so maternal