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ᅠ𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝒽𝑒𝑦 𝒽𝑎𝑢𝑛𝑡 𝑚𝑒, phantomwise... ꒰ 𝗌𝗁𝖾ノ𝗁𝖾𝗋; 9teen; pt.brノeng; isfp 9w1 ꒱ completly sfw blog + platonic fics enthusiastic. i'm a sideblog, beware my main is @mayhlty.

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PHEW IM FINALLY DONE STUDYING I KEPT GETTING DISTRACTED LOL😭😭

I HOPE YOUVE HAD A GREAT DAY MARCIE!!!

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I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE DONE!! Are you studying to enter college? I dunno how it works where u live. It's alright if u don't wanna say :3

I took so long studying today and I'm still trying to catch up with all the asks, so wait for me 🙏🏻

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olly always grabbing pup apprentice by the back of their collar is killing me. when they try to run off he’s just dangling them by the collar as their feet and arms flail everywhere 😭😭😭

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Pup!apprentice like this whenever Olly grabs them

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idk if santa or an equivalent exists in WHA but like imagine baby! apprentice asking to meet santa or about him in general. "how does he deliver everyone's gifts in one night?" "I wanna stay up to meet santa!" and tries to sleep right next to the christmas tree. would masters keep up the belief or tell them he isn’t real? (easthies i’m looking at you) what if baby apprentice was mad at master (probably for not letting them eat their nth cookie) and told them "i’m going to tell santa to put you on the naughty list!" 

Oh, you want to spend Christmas awake? Aiming to see Santa? That's new, but you cannot. Qifrey presses the same button: “You're too little, my love. You need enough sleep.” yet baby wiggles out of his grasp, sitting in front of the fireplace and claiming they'll get to see santa. “Mind if Master joins you?” they agree. Now Master Qifrey wants to do it too? Great!

“Master Qippi?” “Hmmm…?” “How Santa gives people so many gift everyday? In just one night?” “My, my. Curious, aren't we? Perhaps he uses magic? An unknown glyph he created and no ones else knows?” “Agott told me he doesn't exist!” “Oh, dear. No need to discuss it, we will find out tonight.” “Master Qippi, why are you caressing my scalp like this? Makes me eepy!” “Hmm, does it? But you like it so much… yes, yes, close your pretty eyes… that's a good child.”

Olruggio knows it could be easily sorted if he shattered theur childish illusions. Yet he's more aware of his incapacity to do it. Hence why he complies: he's going to spend the whole night finishing late comissions—which were supposed to be Christmas gifts… well, whoever's getting them won't mind it beinh a bit late, will they?

“Master Olly, Master Olly?” “Spill it, kiddo.” “How Santa gives so many gifts in just one night.” “It's only for good children, right? Who were good through the whole year.” “Yes!” “Barely any children is good everyday of the year, I guess only three children in the world will get it.” “Me included…?” “Huh, sure.” “Does he truly exists? A kid in the Great Hall said he doesn't!” “They might be a brat so he never visits them. Do you want a hit cocoa?” “It makes me sleepy!” (they drink it up anyway and you know what happens…)

Why they need Santa? Why they need him when they've a Master who gives them everything? Isn't it just atrocious? Beldaruit is jealous! Truly!

“My, why must you dwell in it si effervescently, sweetling? Master Beldy bought you everything you desired.” “But I wanna see Santa and prova them wrong!” “Who?” “The kids who told me he doesn't exist!” “Sweetling, if you do see him, what makes you think those children will believe your words?” “Oh… oh…” “See? Master Beldaruit gave you everything you needed.” “Master?” “Yes, my most darling child?” “How Santa gifts everyone in one might?” “Oh, dear! How would I know! It might be a secret! Maybe he actually only gifts his favorites? I think there's something about it in his tale…” “Like Master Beldaruit…” “Yes!” “Are you Santa?”

Easthies. Oh, dear. I'm so sorry. He isn't holding it back. Oh, no. He isn't.

“Master Eas! Master Eas!” “Tell me, apprentice.” “How Santa gets to give everyone gifts in only one night?” “He must be a brimmed cap.” “Hmm…? What?” “No law pleasant magic can manage such feat.” “What?” “That's why unknowings love this tale—they cannot read between the lines.” “Does he exists…?” “If he's a brimmed cap? Very likely.” (goes to bed because baby!apprentice raised by Easthies have brimmy as their utmost Boogeyman—Easthies did it so they'd go to bed). “Darling, get out of bed. Master Easthies was joking. It's already morning after Christmas. No ‘Brimmy Santa’ will get you.” “No!” “Alright. Santa isn't a ‘brimmy’. Want to know more? He doesn't exist.” apprentice with uncle Utowin the next day: “Master😭said😭Santa😭does😭not😭 exist😭😭😭😭”

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Imagining Busy Olly who forgot to tuck in his baby! Apprentice in bed, so while he is working in the workshop he sees baby! Apprentice enter with pajamas and a plushie, shyly asking if he can tuck them in, and show some spells.🥹

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I bet he thinks they're got hit him with the “Master, I throw up…”, but instead it's a “Master, tuckr in, please…?” and his mind can only think of how he genuinely forgot to tuck in his baby… apologizes with a kiss on each of their cheek (a few scratches of his beard onto their neck too) before finally putting them to bed “I'm sorry kiddo, I'm not ‘gonna’ forget to tuck ya in again. And if I do, then you teach me a lesson, got it?” “I'll kick the back of your knee!” “Hmmm… no. ‘Lemme’ show you some cool spells, muffin.”

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puppy! apprentice... hmmmm.... with Olruggio

you said a lot that you think Olly would overfeed the pets he "didn't" want. and i love that hc.

obvi, he would overfeed the apprentice with treats, but he definitely gives them more then he should. something about their puppy behaviour just makes him want to give them treats.

sometimes, they're playing next to him, and he suddenly looks up from his papers, mumbling something like "Ah... where have I put it?". and apprentice just gets up and finds anything he's looking for and retrieves it for him. aren't they just the atelier's kindest, most radiant golden retriever?

such acts make him pet their head and give them a candy (only one per act because otherwise, they'd be eating a bag-full everyday 😔)

i think he'd be more rough that Qifrey too. not just because he roundhouses with them, but also just kind of... does it. like, i mean, field trip wise, if he lets go of their hand, he wants them to stay by his leg (basically the "heel" command). but since they've just a little puppy who's still learning, they sometimes want to stray away. immediately, grabs them by the collar and pulls them back to his side. he's not about to spend hours searching whole of Kahln just because his apprentice wanted to check something out.

but in the woods, i think he'd let them free roam completely. it's enrichment or whatever. and an apprentice who spends an hour running around like crazy means they'll knock out at 8 pm and sleep till 7 am.

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Wow, pup apprentice is becoming a fav of mine, hehe 😼🤍 you add that he pushes them by the collar, I love it! They see a cat and feel like chasing it? Getting pushed by the collar! Felt a nice smell? Pushed by the collar! Likes to let them run around in the meadows were he can easily spot them. Might sit down and just watch them run. Whenever they fetch him something, they get a scratch under their ear and maybe a sweet? Olly certainly uses food to induce them to good habits!! He might've a whole jar of cookies that are inly used when apprentice does something that gives him a heart attack URGH

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(I’M SO SORRY FOR THE SPAM) i’m on a sudden holiday related kick… doesn’t have to be halloween related ig but baby! apprentice trying to prank/scare their master? they got a white blanket over them while waiting around the corner for master so they can jump out and scare them. or taking baby apprentice trick or treating! ooo what do you think each master would dress them as? would they match costumes?

Qifrey's cheeks are puffy, shoulders trembling as he lays all his strength onto the endeavor of not showing any acknowledgment of the phantasm behind him. Armed with a wood spoon, with no cut out holes for the eyes (baby cannot handle scissors yet), the ghost stumbles around until tugging his sleeve. He turns back… ‘booh!’

“Oh…” “It's alright, Master Qippi! See? It's just me!” “Oh… I…” “Why are your shoulders trembling? Did I scare you too much? Master Qippy, I'm sorry-” and he just bursts out laughing. Apprentice pouts a bit. “Baby, do not grimace. Master thought you were the sweetest ghost.” “It was supposed to be scary!” “Oh, I mean: the most sweetly frighting ghost!”

I can't see Qiffy dressing up, maybe something simple like a vampire would fit him? Baby! apprentice is dressed like a baby bat.

Olruggio… oh, I might sound like an Olruggio hater: he's definitely startled. As usual, had he slept the necessary hours, he wouldn't have been freighted. Yet now he's on the floor, breathing hastily as the toddler giggles.

“I scared Master Olly!” “Oh, you sure did, kiddo.” “He even fell!” “Yeah, I did. Here, do you want some candy as a reward!” “Yes!” “Get closer then…” (pulls them so they're dragged into roughhousing as grounding).

He swears he won't dress up. Ends up doing it anyway. I can see him dressing up as something ridiculous like a butterfly, meanwhile baby is a ladybug; or as a dragon, meanwhile baby is a princess or a knight—emphasis on the second one, because when Qifrey mentions the connotation of Olly being the dragom about to get slayed by baby (Olly cannot wait to get home and pretend he lost that costume so they figure something out next Yuletide).

Beldaruit hears their little steps, ponders of they want something and calls for them—but the only thing he sees is a little ghost eyeinh him from the door slit. Oh… so adorable. He pretends to get scared by theor tiny ‘booh!’ even though his cheeks are terribly pinkish.

“My, my, what the fright you performed, sweetling? But are you sure you're my baby and not an actual ghost?” “It's surely me Master Beldy!” “Dear me! Your disguise is just so good I simply cannot tell, dearie! Now… don't you think I deserve some compensation, my darling…?”

I'm not sure of what they could dress up as. I know he's going for whatever baby wants. Would be a bit cute if Beldaruit put on a pink hied outfit, alongside a hennin, meanwhile apprentice is a little dragon—subverting what happens with Olly, we have: pretty princess Beldaruit and ‘scary’ baby dragon.

Easthies… oh, genuinely my favorite about the ghost part. It's so… interesting…? Why are they doing it? They might stumble? Why people even think ghosts would look like this? He raises a brow and watches baby circling him while humming ‘booh’ alk around.

“What's it, apprentice?” “I'm not apprentice, Master Eas! I'm ghost!” “Why do you call me ‘Master’ if you are not my apprentice? Even uses ‘Eas’…” “Because… because I stole them!” “Hmm… does it include purloining their speech particularities?” “Hmm…” “May I ask why an ancient phantasm knows nothing about the meaning of the last three words of the phrase I just spoke?” “I stole your apprentice!” “Oh, I see. Sadly, the words of the pact shall prevail, and a supernatural being such as you appear to me as no ghost, but a creation of deviant magic.” “No! No! No, Master! It's me! Don't do anything to my memories!”

I don't think he's dressing up. Gets Utowin to do it ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

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imagine if baby!apprentice has an affinity for animal sigils just like agott :') there would be little bunnies hopping around the atelier constantly. baby can't even sleep without making some fuzzy animal to cuddle up with. agott and baby would bond in this way, i think, but as much as qifrey loves that his kids are getting along, they can't live like this 😭 he almost sat on a rabbit that was hidden beneath a blanket,,, but everyone in the atelier has been a lot more happier as of late, playing with the bunnies and all, so surely they can keep them a liittttlleeee bit longer, right?

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It's morning and before Qifrey can properly dress up, he's already seeing a small, bioluminescent bunny hopping out of his vests. His boots? A small butterfly flies out of it. His cap? There's a small bearcub trying to curl inside it. All vanish the moment he touches them. It's cute, but whenever he's tired and needs to rest, those shiny beings walking through the corridor are a bit annoying. He gets up, knocking upon Agott's room, but the moment he sees baby on her lap, clapping at the spells she's casting, he just breaths in. “Master Qippy!” “Humm…? Master, what's the matter?” “Well… my darlings, go to sleep as soon as possible so you won't be drowsy by sunrise. Goodnight and may you have the sweetest dreams.” (no guts to complain)

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Olruggio strikes me as a man who is doesn’t falter in a face of dessert.

If he has to make a trip to the Great Hall, his apprentice can be guaranteed that they’ll be handed not only their favorite snacks and pastries upon his arrival, but a slew of sweets that olly wanted to try.

“Look what I found muffin, cake made of meringue, doesn’t that sound superb? And it doesn’t stop there, look at the layers on this pastry I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a feat before of course I had to try it and look at the state of the custard filling, why, it’s practically a cloud-“

“I think you need to calm down on the sweets master…”

“…🤨😐☹️”

(Sometimes i imagine both his apprentice and qifrey scolding olly about his confectionery endeavors; let the poor guy eat his sweets :c)

You're so right, anonie! He has a huge sweet tooth and gains some pounds every month (just like he should…) Apprentice certainly tells him not to exaggerate, meanwhile he always excuses himself with the same cheap explanation “But, kiddo, I'm buying it mostly for ya. You like sweets, don't you? So…” meanwhile apprentice raises a brow. “Master Olly, you said you'd buy only one flavor of pie?” “I did…?” “I asked for chocolate, so you bought a caramel one too…?” “Huh… it's my favorite, kiddo!” “You're not eating it all by yourself, are you?” “Honeybun, we need to go back already.” “Answer me!”

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I like to imagine all the animal apprentices stay in the same atelier, like a zoo lolol 😭 now imagine that apprentice crossover

OH, I gotta see border collie apprentice with a shy bunny apprentice 😭😭

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OHHH plus, sorry for another ask right after one, but the field trip with puppy! apprentice?

specifically a high energy puppy? (like a border collie! apprentice?) oh, they're running around like crazy. Qifrey has to call on them "Love! Come back, come to master Qifrey!" every five minutes. They climb up onto a fallen tree, walking atop them from one end to another. They pick up interesting sticks and other stuff they find.

(Once, they somehow managed to run so far, he couldn't even see them anymore – mind you, he was just talking to Coco, explaining something. That situation made him seriously ponder about getting Olruggio to make a harness and a leash. ultimately, decided against it though)

Perhaps, if they're older, he convinces Tetia to ask for a piggy back ride from the apprentice, because obviously, carrying around a child would slow them down...

Nu-uh, now they're running around with Tetia up on their back, and she's laughing like crazy.

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URGH, I LOVE PUP!APPRENTICE, THEY'RE SO CUTE. Qifrey walks with them, holding hands and then: “Alright, my love. Not too fast, understood?” they nod and he releases them from the hand-holding and now they're running all around the meadow and bringing him cute things once in a while (flowers, nixe shaped rocks, even some wild bunny they got to capture… somehow…?) oh, dear. He always scratches their chin “My, isn't it an awesome little gift, my love? Master Qifrey will put this flower in a vase so it doesn't wither too soon.” (they know nothing about what he's saying, the chin scratch it too good)

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OMGOMGOMGOMG MY BABIES LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE I ADORE THIS SO MUCH ILL FOREVER CHERISH IT, AHHH TYSM YOU GOT IT PERFECTLY 🥹🥹🩷

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XOUFGUOXUGODUODG I'M SO HAPPY I DID

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Qifrey taking apprentices out for a field trip into the woods, but something makes a loud noise (a big rotten tree falling, something slips from someone's hand onto a rock, or something) and bunny!apprentice gets scared... so of course, they scurry off as fast as possible.

Qifrey just sighs. He has to go find you again. 4th time this week. Off he goes!

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Whatever keeps him stressed, I suppose! I wonder if bunny!apprentice doesn't have a rabbit hole-like spot where they hide and Qifrey (as a grown-up) is too bug to get in so he needs to coo them outside. “Darling, please… it was just a big tree that fell. Come here…” “No!” “I'll make you a carrot cake.” “Hmmm…”

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olly’s loud ass

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I'M LAUGHING SM THIS IS SO OLLY CORE

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I DONT MIND HOW LONG YOU TAKE!! UR ART IS AMAZING AUGHH I LOVE IT EVERYTIME I SEE IT

I ALWAYS HC MY APPRENTICES AS GIRLS, ILL BE SAYING SLEEPY AND DEAF APPRENTICES LOOKS!! because they’re so dear to me

SLEEP HAS LONG HAIR SOMEWHAT LIKE RICHEH OR BELDY (aww that’s his daughter 😭) SHE DOESN'T USUALLY DO ANYTHING TO HER HAIR, JUST BECAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS ALSEEP.. so doing anything would be pointless it’d be messed up in her sleep😞

NOT LIVING UP TO HER TITLE SHE'S GOT DOE EYES, that’s how she gets beldy to give her what she wants../j SHE TYPICALLY HAS A SMALL SMILE ON HER FACE, and a big one when she sees deaf apprentice 🥹

NOW ONTO DEAF APPRENTICE!! SHE'S GOT SHORTER HAIR, IT REACHES HER SHOULDERS, and of course it’s usually half up, half down, usually a clip given to her by sleepy apprentice 🥹 SO CUTE!!

HER EYES ARE MORE RELAXED; SHE ALWAYS SEEMS BORED, IF THAT MAKES SENSE? SHE SMILES, BUT USUALLY SHE USES HER EYES TO SHOW WHAT SHE FEELS, AUGHH I HOPE THIS IS ALL UNDERSTANDABLE

OKAY I HOPE THAT'S ENOUGH, I COULDN'T SAY COLORS BECAUSE I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE ON WHAT COLORS I'D LIKE ON THEM… IF THERES ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO KNOW IM VERY WILLING TO TELL

SO SORRY I FEEL LIKE THIS IS SO VAGUE?!?!

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HERE. I HOPE U LIKE IT. If I got any of them wrong then I'm really sorry XD

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Person who sent me an ask but told me not to post it (I believe it means not to answer it directly): thank you so much. I'm happy you like to scroll through my blog (also a bit surprised that my blog is this interesting to someone)!

You should really read the manga, the art is awesome, furthermore the anime hasn't adapted the arcs which are (imo) the best part of the story :3 ANYWAY, THANK YOU. Tho idk why u asked me not to post your ask, I'll be mindful of your wishes (you may tell me to delete this post of you want, no problems!)

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Sei lá, Augusto de Campos arrasou muito adaptado Jabberwocky, tô quase (enfase nisso) memorizando o poema todo (falta a penúltima e antepenúltima estrofe, já que a última e a primeira são a mesma coisa). Será que eu vou memorizar a versão original do Lewis Carroll…? Huh… bem… estavam mimsicais as pitalouvas-