[passarinhw]

ᅠ𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝒽𝑒𝑦 𝒽𝑎𝑢𝑛𝑡 𝑚𝑒, phantomwise... ꒰ 𝗌𝗁𝖾ノ𝗁𝖾𝗋; 9teen; pt.brノeng; isfp 9w1 ꒱ completly sfw blog + platonic fics enthusiastic. i'm a sideblog, beware my main is @mayhlty.

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[ciper228]

I forgot about her (finished almost 2 months ago)

[passarinhw]

Cadê os meus conterrâneos? Eu queria tanto responder asks em português de vez em quando, sabe? Cadê os meus conterrâneos?

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

[eternally-a-dreamer]

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

[daftpatience]

noticed the two types of people in the tags

[teawitch]

Before you stand 2 ox. One ox always lies. The other always tells the truth.

[perry-88]

[passarinhw]

When I remember that due to Little Witch Academia I wanted to play witches, but😭no😭one😭wanted😭to😭play😭witches😭with😭me

Now, I wonder how art kid me would've reacted to Witch Hat Atelier. I wish I could go back on time and show it to her (ig I've already said it before, but whatever!!)

[passarinhw]

sorry if this is a silly question but may I ask how your claimed anon signatures work? did they ask to claim a certain emoji or just added it to each of their asks? are you taking anon emoji claiming applications LOL

They just like slapped the emoji and I called it a day!! Now that I think of it, it happened so naturally 😭😭

[passarinhw]

“Dad, if I got turned into a dragon what would you do?” “You with these questions again.” “What would you do?” “Huh. Stop buying cooking gas.” “And…? Wouldn't you try to turn me back?” “How?” “With magic!” “How?” “Learning it!” “I wouldn't buy cooking gas anymore…”

[passarinhw]

one last puppy!apprentice thought before i go to bed! i think i didn't touch on this much before...?

i mean, obviously, they would bite, especially stick-like things (personally, i bite through the wooden ice popsicle handles and when i was younger i also chewed on chicken bones whenever we had chicken thighs for lunch 😭.)

but there's that piranha phase apparently. when puppy's teeth gets super sharp and it hurts when they bite you, because it's like tiny needles biting you.

this probably affects Olly the most because he's the one who roundhouses with them. poor guy with bitten arms 😭❤️.

since human teeth don't really sharper at any point, perhaps they just go through a phase of strong need for biting, and being younger they can't properly adjust how hard they bite, so it just hurts anyway.

so round housing might be cancelled for a few months.

idk what about the other masters. because, the apprentice won't bite them out of nowhere. it's all instinctual. so it's either they're hurt and scared so they lash out out of fear, or they're just playing. and i don't think other masters fancy playing like that 😭

Beldy definitely won't be getting any bites. He genuinely can't play fight.

Qifrey, perhaps a few times. Perhaps, they're outside again and the apprentice is way too excited and they just misunderstand Qifrey pulling them closer as invitation to roundhouse... so they bite his arm. he's startled as hell.

Easthies... hm...... he's too vigilant and from seeing them just bite objects, he's definitely lectures them about manners and about what they can and cannot bite.

he's a knight though, so he probably still wants plenty of exercise for his apprentice so he might take them to training. obvi, no playing with weapons, just some drills that are easy enough for the apprentice. and the training space is the perfect environment for Utowin to tease the apprentice, so that they tackle him down and play fight. sorry Utowin, you didn't ask for this, but you're getting bitten now.

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Pup!apprentice addicted to biting?! I'm not okay! I want to get bitten by them too!!

Own. Olly's getting lotsa bites. Everytime they roughhouse there's biting involved, mostly ob his arms—but they once managed to bite his nose and he suspended roughhousing for a week. Might've went to Qifrey's and, when raising his arms to get something, gis sleeves showed the bitten marks. “Olly, what's it?” “Oh, this? Huh, I got it from a very grumpy dog.” “Did you…? Olly, what if it has rabies?!” “Oh, shut up!” has certainly bit apprentice back, but the moment he does it, they go: “It isn't cool, Master Olly :c” such an absolute nuisance they are (lovingly).

Qifrey…? When, surely not the type who roughhouses. But Olly has roughhoused with them whenever Qiftey asks him to look after the apprentices. Olly usually pulls them all of sudden by the forearm towards the couch or bed, so if Qifrey is sitting on any of these and reaches out… he's getting bitten. Makes a startled sound and berates then quite harshly? Why they bit him?! “Darling, you mustn't bit anyone. It hurts. Has Master ever hurt you?” “But I do it because I love you, Master Qippi (I hc pup!apprentice uses Qippi even if they're already 80yo), and my gums itch a bit at times…” buys them a chewing toy and thinks he's safe—gets softly bitten from time to time still, answers it with a hair ruffle.

Beldaruit gets bitten when they're on his lap. He's just so nice and smells so good! Must be so pleasant to bite! Probably gets bitten on the cheek. It hurts, but he's giggling the whole time “My, what's it? Showing your Master a new sort of cuddling?”, still teaches them not to bite anyone else, since it's rude (he'd also be jealous if they did). “Darling, Vinanna said you tried to bit her…” “Sorry…” “You know you mustn't, don't you? You may bite Master Bel where your gums feel like it. Come to me and you shall do it. But no one else, understood?”

Easthies? No. First time they bite him he's glaring them and raising a brow, half upset half curious. Get them anything they can chew on. No biting. Not him. Not anyone. Until he starts to think soft bites on his cheek are kinda cute…

[passarinhw]

if u cant tell im olly pilled recently. love that old man bad

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Hehe, you're entirely correct, anonie. We should all hail our Olly. I love tsundere grown ass man!!

[passarinhw]

https://www.tumblr.com/passarinhw/822703701403811840/olly-always-grabbing-pup-apprentice-by-the-back-of

LITERALLY. they get so embarrassed when he does it in public or god forbid in front of their friends. i imagine they wld get embarrassed in front of qifrey too 😭😭😭

apprentice is kicking for their life for olly to put them down but he tucks them under his arm, humming and ignoring their protests 😭

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I can feel theor embarrassment, ough. They'll be out of the floor, floating on Olly's hold 😞🤍

They don't want to go to the Great Hall anymore, because their friends are going to tease them so bad. Qifrey chuckles and it's for pup!apprentice to look angrily at him for a great while (yk how dogs cannot hide their true feelings about ppl)

[passarinhw]

https://www.tumblr.com/passarinhw/822703769021251584/phew-im-finally-done-studying-i-kept-getting

IM SUPER PATIENT, I CAN WAIT!! DID YOU STUDY WELL? AND YES IM STUDYING TO GET INTO COLLEGE I HOPE ALL THIS STUDYING DOES ME WELL😣

might not if ody and polly keep messing with me../j AUGH BUT I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH TO TELL THEM TO LEAVE MY ROOM

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I'm also studying to get into college, rooting for both of us, argh 🙏🏻🤍

ODY AND POLY DOESN'T WANT U TO STUDY, THEY WANT YOU TO BE SILLY SO YOU FEED THEM ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF TREATS WITHIN THINKING TWICE!!

[passarinhw]

PHEW IM FINALLY DONE STUDYING I KEPT GETTING DISTRACTED LOL😭😭

I HOPE YOUVE HAD A GREAT DAY MARCIE!!!

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I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE DONE!! Are you studying to enter college? I dunno how it works where u live. It's alright if u don't wanna say :3

I took so long studying today and I'm still trying to catch up with all the asks, so wait for me 🙏🏻

[passarinhw]

olly always grabbing pup apprentice by the back of their collar is killing me. when they try to run off he’s just dangling them by the collar as their feet and arms flail everywhere 😭😭😭

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Pup!apprentice like this whenever Olly grabs them

[passarinhw]

idk if santa or an equivalent exists in WHA but like imagine baby! apprentice asking to meet santa or about him in general. "how does he deliver everyone's gifts in one night?" "I wanna stay up to meet santa!" and tries to sleep right next to the christmas tree. would masters keep up the belief or tell them he isn’t real? (easthies i’m looking at you) what if baby apprentice was mad at master (probably for not letting them eat their nth cookie) and told them "i’m going to tell santa to put you on the naughty list!" 

Oh, you want to spend Christmas awake? Aiming to see Santa? That's new, but you cannot. Qifrey presses the same button: “You're too little, my love. You need enough sleep.” yet baby wiggles out of his grasp, sitting in front of the fireplace and claiming they'll get to see santa. “Mind if Master joins you?” they agree. Now Master Qifrey wants to do it too? Great!

“Master Qippi?” “Hmmm…?” “How Santa gives people so many gift everyday? In just one night?” “My, my. Curious, aren't we? Perhaps he uses magic? An unknown glyph he created and no ones else knows?” “Agott told me he doesn't exist!” “Oh, dear. No need to discuss it, we will find out tonight.” “Master Qippi, why are you caressing my scalp like this? Makes me eepy!” “Hmm, does it? But you like it so much… yes, yes, close your pretty eyes… that's a good child.”

Olruggio knows it could be easily sorted if he shattered theur childish illusions. Yet he's more aware of his incapacity to do it. Hence why he complies: he's going to spend the whole night finishing late comissions—which were supposed to be Christmas gifts… well, whoever's getting them won't mind it beinh a bit late, will they?

“Master Olly, Master Olly?” “Spill it, kiddo.” “How Santa gives so many gifts in just one night.” “It's only for good children, right? Who were good through the whole year.” “Yes!” “Barely any children is good everyday of the year, I guess only three children in the world will get it.” “Me included…?” “Huh, sure.” “Does he truly exists? A kid in the Great Hall said he doesn't!” “They might be a brat so he never visits them. Do you want a hit cocoa?” “It makes me sleepy!” (they drink it up anyway and you know what happens…)

Why they need Santa? Why they need him when they've a Master who gives them everything? Isn't it just atrocious? Beldaruit is jealous! Truly!

“My, why must you dwell in it si effervescently, sweetling? Master Beldy bought you everything you desired.” “But I wanna see Santa and prova them wrong!” “Who?” “The kids who told me he doesn't exist!” “Sweetling, if you do see him, what makes you think those children will believe your words?” “Oh… oh…” “See? Master Beldaruit gave you everything you needed.” “Master?” “Yes, my most darling child?” “How Santa gifts everyone in one might?” “Oh, dear! How would I know! It might be a secret! Maybe he actually only gifts his favorites? I think there's something about it in his tale…” “Like Master Beldaruit…” “Yes!” “Are you Santa?”

Easthies. Oh, dear. I'm so sorry. He isn't holding it back. Oh, no. He isn't.

“Master Eas! Master Eas!” “Tell me, apprentice.” “How Santa gets to give everyone gifts in only one night?” “He must be a brimmed cap.” “Hmm…? What?” “No law pleasant magic can manage such feat.” “What?” “That's why unknowings love this tale—they cannot read between the lines.” “Does he exists…?” “If he's a brimmed cap? Very likely.” (goes to bed because baby!apprentice raised by Easthies have brimmy as their utmost Boogeyman—Easthies did it so they'd go to bed). “Darling, get out of bed. Master Easthies was joking. It's already morning after Christmas. No ‘Brimmy Santa’ will get you.” “No!” “Alright. Santa isn't a ‘brimmy’. Want to know more? He doesn't exist.” apprentice with uncle Utowin the next day: “Master😭said😭Santa😭does😭not😭 exist😭😭😭😭”

[passarinhw]

Imagining Busy Olly who forgot to tuck in his baby! Apprentice in bed, so while he is working in the workshop he sees baby! Apprentice enter with pajamas and a plushie, shyly asking if he can tuck them in, and show some spells.🥹

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I bet he thinks they're got hit him with the “Master, I throw up…”, but instead it's a “Master, tuckr in, please…?” and his mind can only think of how he genuinely forgot to tuck in his baby… apologizes with a kiss on each of their cheek (a few scratches of his beard onto their neck too) before finally putting them to bed “I'm sorry kiddo, I'm not ‘gonna’ forget to tuck ya in again. And if I do, then you teach me a lesson, got it?” “I'll kick the back of your knee!” “Hmmm… no. ‘Lemme’ show you some cool spells, muffin.”

[passarinhw]

puppy! apprentice... hmmmm.... with Olruggio

you said a lot that you think Olly would overfeed the pets he "didn't" want. and i love that hc.

obvi, he would overfeed the apprentice with treats, but he definitely gives them more then he should. something about their puppy behaviour just makes him want to give them treats.

sometimes, they're playing next to him, and he suddenly looks up from his papers, mumbling something like "Ah... where have I put it?". and apprentice just gets up and finds anything he's looking for and retrieves it for him. aren't they just the atelier's kindest, most radiant golden retriever?

such acts make him pet their head and give them a candy (only one per act because otherwise, they'd be eating a bag-full everyday 😔)

i think he'd be more rough that Qifrey too. not just because he roundhouses with them, but also just kind of... does it. like, i mean, field trip wise, if he lets go of their hand, he wants them to stay by his leg (basically the "heel" command). but since they've just a little puppy who's still learning, they sometimes want to stray away. immediately, grabs them by the collar and pulls them back to his side. he's not about to spend hours searching whole of Kahln just because his apprentice wanted to check something out.

but in the woods, i think he'd let them free roam completely. it's enrichment or whatever. and an apprentice who spends an hour running around like crazy means they'll knock out at 8 pm and sleep till 7 am.

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Wow, pup apprentice is becoming a fav of mine, hehe 😼🤍 you add that he pushes them by the collar, I love it! They see a cat and feel like chasing it? Getting pushed by the collar! Felt a nice smell? Pushed by the collar! Likes to let them run around in the meadows were he can easily spot them. Might sit down and just watch them run. Whenever they fetch him something, they get a scratch under their ear and maybe a sweet? Olly certainly uses food to induce them to good habits!! He might've a whole jar of cookies that are inly used when apprentice does something that gives him a heart attack URGH

[passarinhw]

(I’M SO SORRY FOR THE SPAM) i’m on a sudden holiday related kick… doesn’t have to be halloween related ig but baby! apprentice trying to prank/scare their master? they got a white blanket over them while waiting around the corner for master so they can jump out and scare them. or taking baby apprentice trick or treating! ooo what do you think each master would dress them as? would they match costumes?

Qifrey's cheeks are puffy, shoulders trembling as he lays all his strength onto the endeavor of not showing any acknowledgment of the phantasm behind him. Armed with a wood spoon, with no cut out holes for the eyes (baby cannot handle scissors yet), the ghost stumbles around until tugging his sleeve. He turns back… ‘booh!’

“Oh…” “It's alright, Master Qippi! See? It's just me!” “Oh… I…” “Why are your shoulders trembling? Did I scare you too much? Master Qippy, I'm sorry-” and he just bursts out laughing. Apprentice pouts a bit. “Baby, do not grimace. Master thought you were the sweetest ghost.” “It was supposed to be scary!” “Oh, I mean: the most sweetly frighting ghost!”

I can't see Qiffy dressing up, maybe something simple like a vampire would fit him? Baby! apprentice is dressed like a baby bat.

Olruggio… oh, I might sound like an Olruggio hater: he's definitely startled. As usual, had he slept the necessary hours, he wouldn't have been freighted. Yet now he's on the floor, breathing hastily as the toddler giggles.

“I scared Master Olly!” “Oh, you sure did, kiddo.” “He even fell!” “Yeah, I did. Here, do you want some candy as a reward!” “Yes!” “Get closer then…” (pulls them so they're dragged into roughhousing as grounding).

He swears he won't dress up. Ends up doing it anyway. I can see him dressing up as something ridiculous like a butterfly, meanwhile baby is a ladybug; or as a dragon, meanwhile baby is a princess or a knight—emphasis on the second one, because when Qifrey mentions the connotation of Olly being the dragom about to get slayed by baby (Olly cannot wait to get home and pretend he lost that costume so they figure something out next Yuletide).

Beldaruit hears their little steps, ponders of they want something and calls for them—but the only thing he sees is a little ghost eyeinh him from the door slit. Oh… so adorable. He pretends to get scared by theor tiny ‘booh!’ even though his cheeks are terribly pinkish.

“My, my, what the fright you performed, sweetling? But are you sure you're my baby and not an actual ghost?” “It's surely me Master Beldy!” “Dear me! Your disguise is just so good I simply cannot tell, dearie! Now… don't you think I deserve some compensation, my darling…?”

I'm not sure of what they could dress up as. I know he's going for whatever baby wants. Would be a bit cute if Beldaruit put on a pink hied outfit, alongside a hennin, meanwhile apprentice is a little dragon—subverting what happens with Olly, we have: pretty princess Beldaruit and ‘scary’ baby dragon.

Easthies… oh, genuinely my favorite about the ghost part. It's so… interesting…? Why are they doing it? They might stumble? Why people even think ghosts would look like this? He raises a brow and watches baby circling him while humming ‘booh’ alk around.

“What's it, apprentice?” “I'm not apprentice, Master Eas! I'm ghost!” “Why do you call me ‘Master’ if you are not my apprentice? Even uses ‘Eas’…” “Because… because I stole them!” “Hmm… does it include purloining their speech particularities?” “Hmm…” “May I ask why an ancient phantasm knows nothing about the meaning of the last three words of the phrase I just spoke?” “I stole your apprentice!” “Oh, I see. Sadly, the words of the pact shall prevail, and a supernatural being such as you appear to me as no ghost, but a creation of deviant magic.” “No! No! No, Master! It's me! Don't do anything to my memories!”

I don't think he's dressing up. Gets Utowin to do it ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡