Cephandrius DNI

Vatwha 4000+ (stormlight rp blog)

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Hi Vatwha. It’s me, Hoid. You probably don’t remember me. We met long ago. You’re still hot. Please answer my letters

Of course I remember you, you've written to me periodically over the last thousands of years, I've been trying to look into getting an interstellar restraining order but I doubt it would stop you anyway

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have you tried alethi wine? if yes, do you have a favourite colour?

Yes, it sucks. And my favorite color is green, thanks for asking.

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were you and vava close?

That Skybreaker woman? We never spoke, but I admired her skill and passion during the few times we fought. She just had this important sexy aura around her at all times, I don't know how to explain it.

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hi vatwha, i'm a human living in kholinar who wants to support the new government but i keep hearing talk about someone or something called "odium". do you know what it is and should i be worried about it?

Odium is the god who (technically) freed this generation of enslaved singers, our relationship with him is slightly complicated but if you're living in Kholinar (soon to rebrand), I don't imagine you have anything to be worried about.

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What’s your favorite swear word?

I like fuck. Sadly you can't say it on Roshar because that's just the way it is, it gets autocorrected to storms or something else stupid

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Is torturing Heralds on Braize enjoyable? And who is your favorite Herald to torture? Who’s your least favorite?

It's fine I guess, torture duty is nobody's favorite activity, I don't really know why Odium wants us to do it ourselves. But I guess it's not really our fault for being put in this position, so you know. What can you do.

Pralla makes the cutest noises. Kalak really isn't my type.

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thank you for your insight on spiders. how about spiderwebs, do you know these?

Oh yeah, I know about spiderwebs, it's a type of fractal pattern that shows up when you break stuff sometimes.

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Do you know what spiders are?

No. They don't exist on Roshar or Braize. Is it like a type of pet?

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favourite things to do in between rebirths?

Braize is actually really boring, it's just wind and rocks, but sometimes I would race with the other shanay-im to see who can go all the way around first. Zorine usually won.

We do have a city there, although it's quite small compared to most ones on Roshar, in the hollowed-out shell of a mountain. The songs are louder there, but it's hard to emulate mortal life, as you can imagine. At one point, I was a luthier.. but I don't remember when I stopped.

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Are you and Hnanan doing anything fun later tonight?

She's doing paperwork (administration is hard, reconstructing kholinar is taking a loooong time) while I lounge around and look sexy and annoy her

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In their millennia long political and ideological conflict, who did you side with: El or Raboniel?

El is a weird and off-putting freak, but at least he didn't make bioweapons.

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feelings on the traitor leshwi?

I don't know why she hangs around that unwashed Windrunner so much, it seems kind of inappropriate when we’re supposed to be enemies. I respected her for a long time, but Moash was right there and she gave him up, so I guess her taste in men is just awful. Can't really fault her for wanting to hang out with Venli more, but maybe read the room a little bit?

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Hi, when you pushed Moash, was it sexual for you?

Yes? Was that not obvious? He is a very kind and caring man. I envy whoever he ends up with.

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rank the fused by hotness

All of them? That's a tall order. But I'll go ahead and do my top 50, just for you.

Hnanan

Roth

Fulra

Calras

Puri

Zorine

Leshwi

Hariel

Dorot

Shewrawn

Turash

Malril

Rurion (I'm sure some people will judge me for this one, but I mean look at her, come on.)

Seyrosh

Akat

Srul

Voroa

Awvrad

Heled

Yinre

Felkano

Runair

Peseit

Shurahnah

Bey

Sulimn

Mairsono

Aqhieil

Calat

Avwhe

Taniel

Herishwhynn

Sedame

Fhahr

Hrokemn

Ive

Lisyr

Ershen

Lurial

Raniosail

Echwur

Wrurwari

Pen

Hereas

Nain

Yr

Hmiyw

Ghehen

Ka

Selesh

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Hey Vatwha. I heard your ex is working for Dalinar Kholin these days :\

I'm so tired of hearing about him. I wasn't even dating him, he looked sad so I offered a dance *one single time*, and then he got some idea that we had something when we didn't. It's just sad really, not every human can be Moash unfortunately