“ –Hi Ho Boobies !!! ” @passionatestinger
“Off!! Not my boobs! Off!” She bit him.
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@passionatestinger
“ –Hi Ho Boobies !!! ” @passionatestinger
“Off!! Not my boobs! Off!” She bit him.
Honks.
Calls 911
Buys her 5 buckets of KFC to make up for that one time she ate her chicken
“This does not mean you’re off the hook.” She mumbled, hurriedly grabbing the chicken from her friend’s grasp. She began to stifle through, fingers getting immediately greasy. Her digits would shove white meat into her mouth, sort of ignoring the other female.
philosophicalhonesty:
“ I don’t have a job though… ” Mayyyyybe it was about time that she actually started looking for one instead of mooching off of others constantly. It would really be a good idea. “ I’ll try– I may need his help though… ”
“Looks like you need to find one.” Melody usually would sympathize, but being a hard-worker as well as having her food stolen makes her slightly sassy. All her money is well-earned, and all food is for her consumption only.
philosophicalhonesty:
Staring right back at Melody, she gave a small smile. “ If it’s for you- I don’t think that he would mind. Plus it’s also to help his little sister– I’m pretty sure that he’ll be happy to help me out. ” If not she could probably find something to blackmail Lance with anyway.
“Your hole-- you fill. Don’t make Cam do it. Or anyone else. You owe me KFC.” Melody let out a small groan, placing her hands on her hips. She was going to take a stance. If Cameron were to buy her food-- it’s only because he owes her, this applies to everyone. Do not force your responsibilities onto others.
philosophicalhonesty:
“ Don’t do that! ” She leaped for the phone once again- Desperate. Mel was serious, she could tell based on the ringing again. “ I’ll get Cam to buy you kfc or something- I promise you’ll get it back somehow! Someday! ”
Hearing that certain name be uttered by the other, she quickly hung up the phone and stared right into Skylar’s eyes. “I doubt Cam would be happy to spend his money for your mistake. Don’t bring him into this. You dug the greasy filled hole-- now you must refill it with the chicken and potatoes.”
philosophicalhonesty:
Stumbling forward she caught herself after a moment, looking over to Melody. Unfortunately she didn’t have a job– How she was going to pay for this- She had no idea. “ I– That’s expensive. I don’t have the money for that. ”
“Huh? Really? Guess I better call my friends back then--” Mel began to type in her phone once more, probably returning a call to the cops. A deal was made, and already it was broken. Sad. “It’s ringing.”
philosophicalhonesty:
“ I am behaving– You don’t call the police over kfc. I told you i’ll buy you more! ” Honestly Melody’s strength always amazed her- That wouldn’t stop her from trying though. “ Mel please- I won’t ever take it again- Promise. ”
“The cops hung up on me and told me to not call again--” Mel sighed, rubbing her temples, resulting in letting Skylar stumble due to no more restrictions. “You owe me five more buckets of chicken and about five containers of mashed potatoes and gravy.”
philosophicalhonesty:
Cue a quite scream and her reaching to try and take the phone from the smaller girl. “ Mel please– I’ll buy you more- I didn’t know it was yours! Promise! ” It would have made sense though– Too bad she had been preoccupied with the fact that it was kfc.
“Sky-- I’m on the phone. Please behave.” Even though Melody was smaller than most, she made up for it with some upper arm strength. Once Skylar was close enough, she used her arm to push her back, never even bothering to use her hand for precaution reasons. “Yes. She stole my KFC. Ate all of it. I think she deserves life in prison for this heinous crime.”
Nanami Haruka–> Utapri Revolutions ✿
And there’s no guarantee, that this will be easy.It’s not a miracle you need, believe me.I’m no angel, I’m just me, but I will love you endlessly.Wings aren’t what you need, you need me
Endlessly - The Cab
philosophicalhonesty:
Busted. But that didn’t mean that she wouldn’t keep up the charade- Melody was important to her and they hadn’t met up in a while- She couldn’t lose her friend now. “ It was Lance I swear- Would i really do that to you? ”
“It was you. Stop lying. I smell your smell mixed with the grease.” Melody swiftly pulled out her phone, dialing a number rather quickly. “Yes, 911-- I’d like to report a crime. Someone stole my KFC.”
philosophicalhonesty:
Wait, that was Melody’s? Fuck- she thought it was just for anyone. “ I swear it was Lance. I watched him take it, Mel! How mean- That your brother would do that. ”
“No-- it was not him.” She examined the KFC bucket, noticing a long strand of hair in it, as well as the scent of the person she was talking to. She was no fool. She spent years perfecting how to tell who stole her food. “It was you--”
The way to love someone is to lightly run your finger over that person’s soul until you find a crack, and then gently pour your love into that crack.
Keith Miller (via thelovejournals)
“All my fried chicken and mashed potatoes are gone. Who stole my KFC?”
I take great care of myself by carefully shutting myself away.
Vincent van Gogh, Letter from Vincent van Gogh to Theo van Gogh (via thequotejournals)
endless list of favorite female characters: [1/?] chloe sullivan (smallville)
In every epic tale, there’s always one person who believes in the hero first. Someone who helps inspire them to greatness. And maybe it wasn’t just a fluke with you. I’ve been thinking that’s my true calling; finding heroes and helping them realize their true potential beyond the reach of Watchtower.