I, the Champion, fall in defeat!

Oh? Yeah?

Ruby’s a year older, isn’t he?

WAIT A SECOND.

WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

Oh, come on, Sapphire. Don’t act dense.

How am I dense?

He has absolutely nothing to do with our conversation!

#if a french person invites you to their dinner party #dont bring wine #its extremely rude #magma-boss-maxie

Why were you yelling at me? That seems like an abnormal reaction.

steelyourself replied to your post:We shall have a holiday feast. I will prepare it all, just bring a lovely champagne.

Is that why you were mad at me last time?

There are many reasons why I was mad at you the last time, and that is not one of them.

Because I know you know better than that, and you just did it to see my reaction. Joke's on you.

#steelyourself

We shall have a holiday feast. I will prepare it all, just bring a lovely champagne.

Oh, no no no. That can't be. It would be inappropriate of me to let my host do all the cooking. I will help; you will pick the wine.

Bringing wine to guest's dinner party is highly offensive.

[/rubs tight, beautiful, sexy young man ass against crotch and bending down.] oh, oops, i dropped a quarter.

That earned the young man a smack upside the head once he pulled away. “I think this warrants a ‘what the ever loving fuck are you doing’.”

Wow, someone’s been stalking you from there. Where did you even send it? The gym? I don’t think other people go through the mail dad gets there…

[/Eyes go wide and mouth falls open, gasping excitedly.] A-are you one of those really rich people? No, no, wait, Juan isn’t a business major at all… I mean, is Steven one of those people?

Mhm. it might be a senile old lady, or one of the gym trainers or something. I’m not sure your dad will know what a love letter is.

Steven is one of “those people”, yes, as in he was born future CEO of a company, and so was I. We are both assholes. Take from that what you will.

Dad is kind of scary when it comes to love. Like, you should see him around mom sometimes and then around Christmas. [/Visibly shudders because the very thought of his dad being anything but ANGRY bothers him so much.]

I love you both though. Does that mean I love old assholes? [/Huuuuuuuuuugggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee grin.]

I remember that time for their anniversary when he set off fireworks in the shape of a Beautifly, and some of the surrounding buildings were set on fire, do you remember that? It was very intimidating hearing the ensuing phone convo Steven had.

I wouldn't limit myself just to old assholes, though! New ones are so tight and perky, they're lovely to stare at and excellent to touch. With old ones though, you can see art pieces in folds and moles!

#by touch he means slap

Oh? Yeah?

Ruby’s a year older, isn’t he?

WAIT A SECOND.

WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

Oh, come on, Sapphire. Don't act dense.

I'm formally inviting you to a tea party.

I'm formally accepting your invitation to a tea party.

#magma-boss-maxie

Since when do you get flustered over a French accent and some charming compliments?

[She crosses her arms, and turns her face away stubbornly. Hey, she still loved romantic things, and this dude was totally oozing that vibe.]

Who wouldn’t?

That’s what I’ve been wondering. You never seemed so … appreciative of my compliments… .

Ah.

You have a thing for older men.

…

[She bared her fangs and balled her fists.]

WHAT? I DO NOT!

Oh? Yeah?

Ruby's a year older, isn't he?

[/rubs tight, beautiful, sexy young man ass against crotch and bending down.] oh, oops, i dropped a quarter.

That earned the young man a smack upside the head once he pulled away. “I think this warrants a ‘what the ever loving fuck are you doing’.”

Oh, well, I don’t even live in Petalburg, so you’d be going to my dad or something. Eew, my dad doesn’t want you. If found, return to Littleroot, though.

I know so much fancy shit. I know about champagnes and caviar and how rich, fancy people are home schooled.

Oh, you don’t? I sent some really nice gifts there, and I got a nice thank note back-with a love letter in it. It doesn’t really sound like Norman either, so I’m not sure what to think of it now.

But the really rich are first tutored and then sent to a private school in order to network and make future business partners. You don’t make friends. You make associates.

Wow, someone’s been stalking you from there. Where did you even send it? The gym? I don’t think other people go through the mail dad gets there…

[/Eyes go wide and mouth falls open, gasping excitedly.] A-are you one of those really rich people? No, no, wait, Juan isn’t a business major at all… I mean, is Steven one of those people?

Mhm. it might be a senile old lady, or one of the gym trainers or something. I'm not sure your dad will know what a love letter is.

Steven is one of "those people", yes, as in he was born future CEO of a company, and so was I. We are both assholes. Take from that what you will.

Your girlfriend's here. Go get her, tiger! ;)

Oh, I already got her. How do you react when a girl says ‘hey i wanna do u’?

You say, “okay, sure, do you have Wednesday night open from 7:30 to 12, any allergies, and are you okay with any of the positions in the Perfumed Garden?”

… But, I’m not available on Wednesday night from 7:30 to midnight… Aw, man, can we reschedule? Wednesday seems kinda weird to have a date with sex on. It’s slap dab in the middle of the week.

Hmm … all right. When’s good for you? How about Friday night at 7?

Friday night at five will work better. I’ll have her home by 9 and in bed by 6.

#i cant wait until cheren comes back #because i really want to drop wallace and pick up someone else #but i really love the cheren wallace posts #comeee baaack phoebe

Can you make that a guarantee?

I want this operation running like a German train schedule. She has to be in bed by exactly 6 pm, or it doesn't count.

Since when do you get flustered over a French accent and some charming compliments?

[She crosses her arms, and turns her face away stubbornly. Hey, she still loved romantic things, and this dude was totally oozing that vibe.]

Who wouldn’t?

That's what I've been wondering. You never seemed so . . . appreciative of my compliments. . . .

Ah.

You have a thing for older men.

Your girlfriend's here. Go get her, tiger! ;)

Oh, I already got her. How do you react when a girl says ‘hey i wanna do u’?

You say, “okay, sure, do you have Wednesday night open from 7:30 to 12, any allergies, and are you okay with any of the positions in the Perfumed Garden?”

You.. You have a girlfriend..?

WHATT??????

O-of course I do! Five years is a long time to wait . . . I get lonely.

Your girlfriend's here. Go get her, tiger! ;)

Oh, I already got her. How do you react when a girl says ‘hey i wanna do u’?

You say, “okay, sure, do you have Wednesday night open from 7:30 to 12, any allergies, and are you okay with any of the positions in the Perfumed Garden?”

… But, I’m not available on Wednesday night from 7:30 to midnight… Aw, man, can we reschedule? Wednesday seems kinda weird to have a date with sex on. It’s slap dab in the middle of the week.

Hmm . . . all right. When's good for you? How about Friday night at 7?

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uh.. hello? Where is everybody..?!

B-bonjour, mademoiselle! [/Takes hand and smooches it.] You are very lovely, if I do say so myself.

E..he..

[Sapphire blushes profusely.]

Hello to you, too!

Since when do you get flustered over a French accent and some charming compliments?

Your girlfriend's here. Go get her, tiger! ;)

Oh, I already got her. How do you react when a girl says ‘hey i wanna do u’?

You say, “okay, sure, do you have Wednesday night open from 7:30 to 12, any allergies, and are you okay with any of the positions in the Perfumed Garden?”

[/rubs tight, beautiful, sexy young man ass against crotch and bending down.] oh, oops, i dropped a quarter.

That earned the young man a smack upside the head once he pulled away. “I think this warrants a ‘what the ever loving fuck are you doing’.”

Haha, I’d wear it every day, especially during televised interviews and high publicity events. Because everyone should know who I belong to ;)

Hmm, you are pretty tiny. You might know your common, every day brand, but do you really know your fancy shit?

Oh ho ho! That’s amazing, yes. They would pretty much question it always and you would be so ridiculously blunt about it.

Excuse you? Just because I’m not tall like you are doesn’t mean anything. I know plenty of fancy shit.

Mhm, maybe I should wear a tag on me that say, “If found, please return to Ruby, Top Pokemon Coordinator, Petalburg City.”

Oh? Well, I don’t know about that … I guess you’ll have to show me. What kind of “fancy shit” do you know?

Oh, well, I don’t even live in Petalburg, so you’d be going to my dad or something. Eew, my dad doesn’t want you. If found, return to Littleroot, though.

I know so much fancy shit. I know about champagnes and caviar and how rich, fancy people are home schooled.

#are you so sure about that ruby

Oh, you don't? I sent some really nice gifts there, and I got a nice thank note back-with a love letter in it. It doesn't really sound like Norman either, so I'm not sure what to think of it now.

But the really rich are first tutored and then sent to a private school in order to network and make future business partners. You don't make friends. You make associates.

[/rubs tight, beautiful, sexy young man ass against crotch and bending down.] oh, oops, i dropped a quarter.

That earned the young man a smack upside the head once he pulled away. “I think this warrants a ‘what the ever loving fuck are you doing’.”

Haha, I’d wear it every day, especially during televised interviews and high publicity events. Because everyone should know who I belong to ;)

Hmm, you are pretty tiny. You might know your common, every day brand, but do you really know your fancy shit?

Oh ho ho! That’s amazing, yes. They would pretty much question it always and you would be so ridiculously blunt about it.

Excuse you? Just because I’m not tall like you are doesn’t mean anything. I know plenty of fancy shit.