So beautiful!

[Ughhh. She doesn’t have a good feeling about this, but he decides to follow along anyways.]

I still question you sometimes. And by sometimes, I mean always.

Don't be so rude and inconsiderate Sapphire. I'm doing this out of the kindness of my own heart and if you don't like it, you're going to have to suffer and deal with it.

Hey! HEY!

super—fabulous:

Excuse you! There’s absolutely nothing wrong with how I dress! You think what you’re wearing is any better?

[Huff huff.]

The food better be good.

Yes, what I wear is all custom made by me, for me. It's nothing made out of leaves and elastics... The food is absolutely fine, don't you worry about that.

[/Tugs along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Happy New Years!

#charming little man

..lady like? WHAT? There’s nothing wrong with how I dr-

Who said anything about me going with you to dinner?

How about you ask?

Yeah! Normal girls (or boys even) wear clothes made out of leafs, for Arceus’ sake. You even have dirt on your face now. Ugh, we have so much to do.

[/Pauses.] I did, now come on. [/Sass.]

WHA-.

[Pause. Arm cross. Slight blush on face and head turn to the side.]

Now come on and follow me, Sapphire. I'm going to make you a nice dress and you're going to wear it if you like it or not. You're also going to take a shower and smell proper too.

[/Tugs her by her wrist!]

#omg hello #;D

unendingwater

[/rubs tight, beautiful, sexy young man ass against crotch and bending down.] oh, oops, i dropped a quarter.

That earned the young man a smack upside the head once he pulled away. “I think this warrants a ‘what the ever loving fuck are you doing’.”

Wow, someone’s been stalking you from there. Where did you even send it? The gym? I don’t think other people go through the mail dad gets there…

[/Eyes go wide and mouth falls open, gasping excitedly.] A-are you one of those really rich people? No, no, wait, Juan isn’t a business major at all… I mean, is Steven one of those people?

Mhm. it might be a senile old lady, or one of the gym trainers or something. I’m not sure your dad will know what a love letter is.

Steven is one of “those people”, yes, as in he was born future CEO of a company, and so was I. We are both assholes. Take from that what you will.

#ilu old asshole surpreme senpai

Dad is kind of scary when it comes to love. Like, you should see him around mom sometimes and then around Christmas. [/Visibly shudders because the very thought of his dad being anything but ANGRY bothers him so much.]

I love you both though. Does that mean I love old assholes? [/Huuuuuuuuuugggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee grin.]

..lady like? WHAT? There’s nothing wrong with how I dr-

Who said anything about me going with you to dinner?

How about you ask?

Yeah! Normal girls (or boys even) wear clothes made out of leafs, for Arceus' sake. You even have dirt on your face now. Ugh, we have so much to do.

[/Pauses.] I did, now come on. [/Sass.]

very-fletching-blog

I don’t… really celebrate a lot of christmasy things?

I celebrate winter solstice though.

What do you all celebrate?

How d'you celebrate the solstice? I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, it's fine no matter what, just curious.

I DO pay attention! To things I actually like. Not rough, aggressive, angry girls like you.

At least I’m not a prissy like you.

Well then, that’s your fault. Not mine. Nobody asked you to come and talk to me. Certainly not me! Now you can go be on your merry way.

There's nothing wrong with being prissy. Besides, that's such a rude way of putting it. So what? I don't like the outdoors or dirt.

No! You're coming with me, I need you for a few things. I'm going to start making you something lady like and you're going to come with me to dinner.

uh.. hello? Where is everybody..?!

Sapphire! Where have you even been?! I’ve been looking /everywhere/ for you!

I’ve been here this whole time! You just take too long to actually open your eyes and see!

Don’t get sassy with me. If you would of opened your mouth first of all, I would of known!

Excuse you?

How about you start paying attention to things for once in your life? That’d be super helpful.

#this is obvs before theyre dating

I DO pay attention! To things I actually like. Not rough, aggressive, angry girls like you.

uh.. hello? Where is everybody..?!

Sapphire! Where have you even been?! I’ve been looking /everywhere/ for you!

I’ve been here this whole time! You just take too long to actually open your eyes and see!

Don't get sassy with me. If you would of opened your mouth first of all, I would of known!

Your girlfriend's here. Go get her, tiger! ;)

Oh, I already got her. How do you react when a girl says ‘hey i wanna do u’?

You say, “okay, sure, do you have Wednesday night open from 7:30 to 12, any allergies, and are you okay with any of the positions in the Perfumed Garden?”

… But, I’m not available on Wednesday night from 7:30 to midnight… Aw, man, can we reschedule? Wednesday seems kinda weird to have a date with sex on. It’s slap dab in the middle of the week.

Hmm … all right. When’s good for you? How about Friday night at 7?

Friday night at five will work better. I'll have her home by 9 and in bed by 6.

unendingwater

[/rubs tight, beautiful, sexy young man ass against crotch and bending down.] oh, oops, i dropped a quarter.

That earned the young man a smack upside the head once he pulled away. “I think this warrants a ‘what the ever loving fuck are you doing’.”

Oh, well, I don’t even live in Petalburg, so you’d be going to my dad or something. Eew, my dad doesn’t want you. If found, return to Littleroot, though.

I know so much fancy shit. I know about champagnes and caviar and how rich, fancy people are home schooled.

Oh, you don’t? I sent some really nice gifts there, and I got a nice thank note back-with a love letter in it. It doesn’t really sound like Norman either, so I’m not sure what to think of it now.

But the really rich are first tutored and then sent to a private school in order to network and make future business partners. You don’t make friends. You make associates.

Wow, someone's been stalking you from there. Where did you even send it? The gym? I don't think other people go through the mail dad gets there...

[/Eyes go wide and mouth falls open, gasping excitedly.] A-are you one of those really rich people? No, no, wait, Juan isn't a business major at all... I mean, is Steven one of those people?

uh.. hello? Where is everybody..?!

Sapphire! Where have you even been?! I've been looking /everywhere/ for you!

Your girlfriend's here. Go get her, tiger! ;)

Oh, I already got her. How do you react when a girl says ‘hey i wanna do u’?

You say, “okay, sure, do you have Wednesday night open from 7:30 to 12, any allergies, and are you okay with any of the positions in the Perfumed Garden?”

... But, I'm not available on Wednesday night from 7:30 to midnight... Aw, man, can we reschedule? Wednesday seems kinda weird to have a date with sex on. It's slap dab in the middle of the week.

unendingwater

[/rubs tight, beautiful, sexy young man ass against crotch and bending down.] oh, oops, i dropped a quarter.

That earned the young man a smack upside the head once he pulled away. “I think this warrants a ‘what the ever loving fuck are you doing’.”

Haha, I’d wear it every day, especially during televised interviews and high publicity events. Because everyone should know who I belong to ;)

Hmm, you are pretty tiny. You might know your common, every day brand, but do you really know your fancy shit?

Oh ho ho! That’s amazing, yes. They would pretty much question it always and you would be so ridiculously blunt about it.

Excuse you? Just because I’m not tall like you are doesn’t mean anything. I know plenty of fancy shit.

Mhm, maybe I should wear a tag on me that say, “If found, please return to Ruby, Top Pokemon Coordinator, Petalburg City.”

Oh? Well, I don’t know about that … I guess you’ll have to show me. What kind of “fancy shit” do you know?

#that is wrong #idk i'm gonna go with the fanon name 'maple'#so ruby maple #dnsjkanjkndfjk

Oh, well, I don't even live in Petalburg, so you'd be going to my dad or something. Eew, my dad doesn't want you. If found, return to Littleroot, though.

I know so much fancy shit. I know about champagnes and caviar and how rich, fancy people are home schooled.

(i’M STILL GETTING THIS SHIT TOGETHER BEAR WITH ME OKAY TY)