Pasta Murder Cats

Designs requests open! Main blog:  thecatspasta.tumblr.com

[pastamurdercats]

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

Hi, hi!

Pasta's warrior cat blog, very likely going to be inactive cause I don't design much warriors.

Home of unnatural colors and many thoughts about Dovewing and Shadowsight

Please ask to use my art in pfps or otherwise (unless you are my friend. in which. Go right ahead)

Always give credit to me if you are using my art/designs (you don't need to ask to use my designs btw, do tag me tho cause I'll be really happy to see them!!)

DO NOT REUPLOAD MY WORK. No matter what.

This is mostly a design blog, but does have some other art on it as well.

Please understand I have a very complex relationship with the fandom and books and while I would love to befriend people, I do not want to be seen as just another warrior cats fan and stuff

Post on the problematic writing of warrior cats, please read it

(some extra info under the cut)

Main is @thecatspasta (mostly a tma blog if you're interested in that)

Pronouns are they/it

Minor

AuDHD NPD haver

Generally not that interested in warriors, but I like drawing cats ig lol.

Fav is Nightheart (please don't tell me how much you hate them, i don't need or want it)

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

[pastamurdercats]

Thinking abt warrior cats again. Why are there no explicitly abusive men and why does the narrative either try to justify or redeem any man who is absolutely abusive

Its insane to me, we also have a whole bunch of female characters written and intended on being abusive.

[scuffedfur]

he stood still before he lunged and i — rather foolishly — thought i was safe

[lockandkeyhyena]

im so curious, what makes you apprehensive about the animation side of yhe WC fandom? (i am just a person who watches things, so i don't rlly know anything lol)

oh god someone who doesnt know how fucking viscous and filled with drama that community is. stay ignorant i beg you. just enjoy the pretty animations and look no deeper

[pastamurdercats]

Funny story, I was talking to some friends abt the wc fandom and they genuinely horrified

[scuffedfur]

you ever draw 2 wildly different things on the same canvas

[bonefall]

The warriors fandom for years: Isn't it fucked how ableist the writing is? And how there's like, no canon queer characters? =(

The writers, accidentally stumbling into incest:

The fandom: Lol, she's gonna have so many fucking defects. Ableism? Intersexism? Sorry never heard of her babes ♡

It sure is

interesting

the way that suddenly it is acceptable to make jokes about ickygross deformed babies when the child is a product of incest. As if the child has any control at all over the circumstances of their birth. Like it makes it OK and funny to mock someone's health and appearance if it's from something that invokes disgust.

almost like they find it funny because the child "deserved" being born this way for being produced from something vile.

It's just so obviously shitty to me it's hard to put into words. People are capable of recognizing it for ANY other disabled person but not for this. Not the minute the target is "acceptable." I thought we left shit like Dorkly's Inbred Yoshi back in the 2010s, because we realized it was fucking shitty. But no. It's still going on.

[secretary-stars]

Doing commissions for palestine. How it works is

You donate to one of these vetted fundraisers, the more money will result in more effort and options for the art I will do for you

Dm me with proof of your donation

Send me your oc's ref and how you want me to draw them

And thats all!! Pretty cool right!

Feel free to ask questions for clarification and dont hesitate to donate even without receiving a commission, ever little bit helps

Please reblog for reach, however it is not required

[rendside]

[girlashfur]

Ashfur and Hollyleaf friends in a 'Do things together once a month and bitch about the people in their life' way au

maybe in a perfect world ashfur could be the eccentric wine auncle figure hollyleaf needed in her life....

[pastamurdercats]

I JUST REMEMBERED I MADE THIS MONTHS AGO AND FORGOT TO POST

But there are the gossip girls

[iamfabiloz]

why is ur breezepelt design so like that. like. that rewired how i see him. genius. I WANNA SEE MAH LITTLE BOI

THANK U TEEHEE i like adding lots of silly things to my designs so eyeshadow mohawk was bestowed upon this cat ^w^

drawing i whipped up just now for u

[pastamurdercats]

@girlashfur

[lockandkeyhyena]

genuinely shoutout to any indigenous and poc warrior cats fans. this fandom is honestly one of the most vile and racist i’ve ever been apart of and it’s insane that you have to deal with that shit just to engage with the fandom of content you love.

[pastamurdercats]

I still hate how warrior cats society/writing is set up in a way that makes it so age gaps are a lot more common and acceptable btw

Its a small group where everyone knows eachother and nobody is allowed to date outside that group but if you want to be in a relationship you have to get lucky enough to be born at similar times as someone else who is not your family or you run the risk of dating someone who was an adult when you were a child

Its gross warrior cats stop

[pastamurdercats]

ypou have to stop sending yourself anon hate, you have typing quirks which show up across your accounts which makes it obv. also tip for next time make sure they don;t seem like they put actual effort into writing hate. have you ever seen an anon that bothers to use proper punctuation and check for typos?

HI ANON I FORGOT TO RESPOND

Are you the guy who said youd hex a narcissist pls are you that guy

I would also like to ask how the hell you got to this conclusion. Srsly how

[blimbo-buddy]

I'm glad we're getting buff/stocky SilverStream. The era of skinny-fucking-starving SilverStream is behind us, now make her fat and buff

[pastamurdercats]

DO NOT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS this is canon to me now

[pastamurdercats]

Hollyleaf has ocd to me

[pastamurdercats]

Also, the FUCKFACE that called my friend an evil narcissist for talking about narcissistic and telling her she deserved to be hit and fucking kill herself, was that you??? Are you that evil pathetic RAT!? Are you that fucking FOUL MONSTER!?!!

If so...I've got a special jar that's filled with pins and needles, and dead bugs, and broken glass, and vinegar, and chili powder, and a slip of paper...with your name on it. Be change your ways...or I'll MAKE you.

I had to read this ten times over your grammar is so bad LMAOOO

Bestie I have no fucking clue who you or your friend are, but no I have not called anyone an 'Evil narcissist', wished assault on anyone or told them to kts. Anyone who does that is disgusting and Im sure your friend would tell you theyve never met me in their life

I want to know how Id fit in a jar. How big is it. Whats paper gonna do??? Please I need answers. OH ALSO NARCISSISTIC WHAT. PARENTS??? ABUSE??? Anon please. Work with me

[pastamurdercats]

I inow ur real name too, faker.

LOOSING MY MIND anon. Anon are you threatening to dox me. Are you seriously threatening to dox me over 'faking' a mental illness. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THREATENING TO COMMIT A CRIME OVER THIS

Please. Anon this is such good entertainment. Are you a troll?? Please this is so funny