Me: I wanna keep looking at shitposts on tumblr but I also wanna be productive
friend: do pushups while you scroll
me:
friend:
me: genius.
Cosimo Galluzzi
The Bright Sessions

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Game of Thrones Daily

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noise dept.
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Sade Olutola
Not today Justin
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sheepfilms
$LAYYYTER

oozey mess
The Stonewall Inn
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise

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Love Begins
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Me: I wanna keep looking at shitposts on tumblr but I also wanna be productive
friend: do pushups while you scroll
me:
friend:
me: genius.
dad jokes
I FKIN CANT-
Demon Trap
SCREAMING
Spider-Man’s Groovy Moves
THIS GOES SO WELL WITH THE HALLOWISSA SONG OMY-
LANCE IS KEITH’S STABILITY
LANCE IS KEITH’S STABILITY
LANCE IS KEITH’S FUCKING STABILITY
AHSDGBAJBJ SOMEONE KNOCK ME OUT BEFORE I OVERLOAD SJCBK
This makes me so happy
ithoughtthedogwaswearingawigforthirtywholesecondsthere
HIHELLOIEXISTIAMATHINGHOWYADOIN
Hello, dear users of tumblr. I exist.
i also had a whole plan for this account but 'delicateglitterduck' came up in my suggested usernames and i had to click it hELP
Well. So I'll be blogging about my life experiences and random shit (mostly random shit because im a random shit person ok)
but my life experiences are mostly comprised of oH MY GOD PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE SAW THAT KICKASS DUCK OMIGOD I SHOULD TRY PUT MY SUNGLASSES ON IT IT STRAIGHT UP LIFTED THAT HEAVY-ASS ROCK
so ok follow me and stuff...now goodbyeeeeee
I don't have a sign off as you can see
*audible sigh*