[keith voice] im Fuck Gay?

i like/follow from @feistiest +more

[pidger]

fuck a voltron

[pidger]

hot take but the best thing about voltron is also the worst thing about it: timeskips

‘cause on the one hand it’s lazy writing, but on the other who’s there to stop me from saying keith and lance exchanged messages during the time keith was away and had a falling out ‘cause keith was scared of his feelings and lance was confused about his? who??? canon??? fuck that bitch

[leggylance]

‪keith constantly having to adjust his hair to make himself look presentable post kissing bc lance just can’t keep his damn hands off his mullet is canon lads ‬

[leggylance]

keith, entering the main room: hey guys. what’s everyone up to?

everyone:

keith:

everyone:

keith: …….

keith: alright what is it

hunk: dude your hair is all over the place lmao…. you just roll out of bed or something?

lance:

[pidger]

this acct is literally the dril of the fandom. the cryptic posts, the chaotic energy, the icon with the shades.......uncanney valley

genuinely want to slamdunk this ask to the nearest tub of acid lads!

[pidger]

yeah i still see keith and lance in every romance trope keep scrolling

[pidger]

Every other blog I follow: Keith thirst posts Dis blog: Rachel thirst posts

yeah we gay in this blog keep fucking scrolling

[pidger]

Anyone else gay for veronica mcclain

you can have her my sights are set on THIS cutie

[pidger]

NO OFFENSE? BUT IF THIS ISN’T A METAPHOR FOR ENDGAME KLANCE WHAT IS THE REASON? WHAT IS THE REASON??? WHAT IS THE REASON, BITCH?????

[pidger]

THEY LITERALLY…. REFERRED TO KEITH AS MOODY IN THE COALITION HANDBOOK I

[pidger]

they really gotta say that keith mirrors red then in the same breath say lance tamed red huh. THEY REALLY HAD TO HUH

[pidger]

HONESTLY WHAT ARE THEY SO FUCKING LOUD FOR

[sourbons]

saaj you and tyra had bde

tyra come get ur juice @pidger

[pidger]

it’s a lance stan thing, babey! KICK!

[pidger]

NO OFFENSE? BUT IF THIS ISN’T A METAPHOR FOR ENDGAME KLANCE WHAT IS THE REASON? WHAT IS THE REASON??? WHAT IS THE REASON, BITCH?????

[pidger]

THEY LITERALLY…. REFERRED TO KEITH AS MOODY IN THE COALITION HANDBOOK I

[pidger]

they really gotta say that keith mirrors red then in the same breath say lance tamed red huh. THEY REALLY HAD TO HUH

[pidger]

NO OFFENSE? BUT IF THIS ISN’T A METAPHOR FOR ENDGAME KLANCE WHAT IS THE REASON? WHAT IS THE REASON??? WHAT IS THE REASON, BITCH?????

[pidger]

THEY LITERALLY.... REFERRED TO KEITH AS MOODY IN THE COALITION HANDBOOK I

[pidger]

ULTIMATE BIG DICK ENERGY IS A LANCE STAN BEING ONE OF THE COALITION HANDBOOK’S AUTHORS

[pidger]

NO OFFENSE? BUT IF THIS ISN’T A METAPHOR FOR ENDGAME KLANCE WHAT IS THE REASON? WHAT IS THE REASON??? WHAT IS THE REASON, BITCH?????

[pidger]

the legend in charge of the how-to-read voltron series, marching to dw headquarters to insert their pining lance fanfic in the book after watching season 7:

[kiriquirk-blog]

SHUT UP

[pidger]

can u rank voltron seasons from best to worst? i need some tea

oh shit, i don’t know. it’s so hard to rank the show when they only have season 1 and season 3 :/

[sourbons]

they’re really out there, living their best life