INVOKE DUPLICITY!

selective & private ( JESTER LAVORRE )from critical role campaign iiwritten by samcatHEAVILY UNDER CO.

[pastryck]

jester’s mom is so good i’m like this close to making a blog for her.

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im just like sitting here jittering that shit was so fucking choice i am still processing.

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Trapped between horrible sacrifice and a terrifying battle which might end with her friends dying, Jester Lavorre made eye contact with a terrifying hag and said “fuck that, I have a third option.”

Jester Lavorre, with her smiles and silliness and dust of deliciousness and cupcakes and a spell that ruined the life of her close friend, changed her friend’s fate.

Jester Lavorre, with sleight of hand and wits and deceit, fed a witch in a forest a sweet treat and ended a curse, in true fairytale fashion.

Play of the fucking game.

[pastryck]

JESTER REALLY JUST DID THAT HUH??????????????? OH MY FUCKING GOD ???

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holy fuck im catching up on yesterdays ep and beau’s entire situation is making me bawl my fucking eyes out.

[pastryck]

MIGHTYNOPE:

  There is a moment where Caleb thinks: she doesn’t need my permission, it is everyone’s library, before he remembers that he left the Xhorhaus library some time ago, and simply carried on reading in spite of it. He comes to the door with Frumpkin draped bonelessly around his shoulders. Frumpkin looks contented. Caleb looks worried, even before he opens his mouth and closes it again.

  He decides against saying anything at all. But his furrowed eyebrows lift, an opening expression. A go on expression, an anything answer.

          SHE HAD BEEN fidgeting slowly with her hands, pursing her mouth, wrinkling her nose -- when he opens the door, she swings her hands behind her back and rolls up on her tiptoes. jester is lucky that her nervous habits match up nicely with her normal ones, keeping her body in motion both for providing distraction and for keeping focus.

           her head tilts to the side, and she smiles in spite of herself. ‘ ...hiii! are you busy right now? ’

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         ‘ ...hey caleb. ’ she’s standing outside his door, and if the quiet squeak of her voice isn’t enough to give her melancholy away, the fact that she isn’t banging and knocking to announce her presence certainly is. ‘ can i talk to you? ’

@mightynope​ didn’t ask but.

[pastryck]

this weekend......im coming...watch out....

[pastryck]

hi im just getting caught up with jester/gentleman drama and holy fuck my poor girl.

[nccseventeenohdone]

me, psyching myself up to do the most insignificant, menial task

[redstringraven]

me: i promise i’ll draw something more serious and meaningful for this ship soon. also me: *dumps this meme garbage on my blog* a blessing from the traveler.

(if someone’s already done this, link me and i’ll link them on this post jfkdgd)

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[tylerjaaay]

I cannot stop thinking about this one scene from episode 42 it’s so funny so I made a silly video (vague spoilers)

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XXELLOSS:

Xelloss listens to the tiefling’s multidirectional prattle with a face that’s a mask of affability.  His eyes are barely open, which blockades access to the most expressive of humanoid features.  And his dimpled smile never wavers.

     “Well heavens.  Are there no patterns of inheritance then, with your skin color?  Do you taste like blueberries?”  

And then, without forewarning, he licks Jester’s arm. 

    “No, it would appear not.  I confess I’m slightly disappointed!”  

            ‘ EW-UH! ’ jester shrieks with the sensation of a wet tongue on her skin, snatching her arm back from him. not to be outdone, however, jester doesn’t think twice before lunging forward to repay the childish favor by yanking a piece of his hair towards her so that she might lick it herself. her freckled nose wrinkles. she relinquishes her grip.

          ‘ blech! yeah, just like YOUUU don’t taste like GRAPE CANDY! ’ her voice now pitches high and airily flippant in mocking of his tone, but it still retains her accent. ‘ i confess i’m slightly disappointed! ’

[pastryck]

i had a dream last night where caleb just kissed jester as a very Sudden Way to break the soft tension they always have and now im going straight feral this morning.

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i am finally caught up !!!!!

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           ‘ better ingredients, better pizza...papa joints :) ’

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