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[fredddissimo]

it’s midnight where i live so HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAMMMMMMM!!!! AGHHHH I LOVE THIS PIECE SO MUCHHHH!

also happy birthday to me hehe <3 i love sharing a birthday w my best boyyyy

[reiasdiary]

dyed my hair blue for blue sargent

[only-alter-idem]

my queen blue sargent

[m0nomercy]

Picture Day!!

[enba-and-luka]

[queenpheo]

See No Evil

Hear No Evil

Speak No Evil

[patch-schloss]

Except they’re speaking all that evil

[melonmb]

Cool new party game: watch an episode of a Dimension 20 campaign and take a shot every time Brennan says "hell yes".

[melonmb]

Emily Axford and her young character that was changed physically against her will and that change significantly impacted her life and how the people around her interacted with her.

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[headspace-hotel]

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

[hiveswap]

Amogus

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[the-fire-lily]

D20 trailer out of context

[ropeyringedwire]

If this is a war season who are they fighting?

Other Toys

Fae

Demons

Humans

Maybe the Concept of Evil and Sorrow

PVP

Other

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

[corrya]

I want emily to be playing a doll abandoned by her owner so badlyyyy

[patronsaint-ofmystery]

all of this is making me think a lot about a. a. milne and his son, christopher robin. robin's stuffed animals served as direct inspiration for winnie the pooh and his friends and have become so iconic that they are now on display in the new york public library. milne was entirely anti-war after having fought in wwi but robin would later go on to put in great effort so he could serve in wwii.

to be honest i'm not quite sure where i'm going with this, but we know ally loves winnie the pooh. my current guess is that they're playing tiddly winks, a winnie figure, and them and the rest of the toys are keeping a child (or maybe adult) comfort during a war. or maybe it's just toys at war. who knows. all i know is i'm excited.

[patch-schloss]

[toulouse-2]

me asf

[wylanhendricksnotebook]

Happy Adam Parrish day to those who celebrate

[clotpolesonly]