Post-apocalyptic Tea

I enjoy darksiders, world of warcraft, and minecraft. I am an anxious being that is easily influenced by music, however metal is my go to.

[patchedupnevermore]

Sans is not perturbed by you killing everyone. Thats because he had to deal with Flowey doing it for who knows how long. He's perturbed by the fact that you are a 3ft 6 year old child carrying a chest freezer, a microwave, and a big ass LTE refrigerator on your back. As well as the backpack.

[patchedupnevermore]

It is a full mooned night. An endless array of stars pinprick the ebon sky. Trees loom ominously over the clearing with at least a hundred candles of different sizes and colors twinkling amongst their roots. Seven old, wrinkled prune-like crones dance nakedly and chant all around you. The oldest giving you fifty bucks that morning not only to be here... but to piss in her brew of youth. No harm will come to you or your loved ones if you back out now, but you'll find that the money is not in your wallet when you look. Do you accept?

[patchedupnevermore]

a song about cats. Almost pg13

I'm a little bastard, full of shit.

Here is my anus, and here is my snout.

Before dawn even comes hear me shout.

"MOMMA! MY FOOD BOWL IS EMPTY! WHERES MY TREAT!?! MUST I STARVE YOU DISPICIBLE HUMAN BEING!?!?"

[patchedupnevermore]

Hilarious f-in' thing i have just thought up of.

As a demon lays vanquished. Disapating into nothing, yet is conscious enough to hear.

"Have fun telling your friends back in hell of how you got defeated by a woman weighing a buck 40 with a kids toy meant for little girls aged 6 and below!"

[patchedupnevermore]

[imagine-darksiders]

Tonight….

[patchedupnevermore]

Im gonna have myseeeelf a good time~

-Queen

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[twiggies-draws]

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

[sharkishblue]

this is some kind of eldritch beast to me

[patchedupnevermore]

Welp, guess I die from perversion. :)

[patchedupnevermore]

Imagine; Strife saying there's nothing he won't notice because he has eyes on the back of his head.

And it's just a pair of googly eyes glued to the back of his helm.

[notesz-b]

His first encounter with this toy money looking currency. Vulgrim never had any chill for this one _ _

[patchedupnevermore]

Its used in the demonized version of Monoply.

[patchedupnevermore]

The sad thing is: demons possibly saw our fascination with cats chasing the red dot, then used it against us to catch us as slaves.

[donuteater13]

Reblog to kill it faster

[beauty-funny-trippy]

For years now, this wild grey whale has come to this boat captain to have its lice removed at the calving lagoon of Ojo de Liebre, Baja California, Mexico.

[without-ado]

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

[spike-cannon]

Taking myself on a silly little walk for my silly little mental health

[patchedupnevermore]

walking on eggshells be like this sometimes.

[patchedupnevermore]

patches colored.

[patchedupnevermore]

A passing ice mage hands you a conjured frosty saying "Its too hot be out without one, take this."

[patchedupnevermore]

Strife gets jealous when you talk about Wars ass in front of him.

[patchedupnevermore]

A male angel, covered in vibrant paints and gimmicks, stands proudly on a hillock of shiny stones. Here he will be best seen by potential mates and quite possibly woo them.

Abbadon; ...

A female of the species approaches!

Uriel; ...

Abbadon; *strikes a pose resembling a chicken.* CAW!

Uriel; I've heard that one before. *leaves*